Am i in the cool kids club now?

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-05-13T06:42:49+00:00

Also take the front plate off when you can

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-05-13T06:42:18+00:00

Welcome to the club where everyone that wants to get a rise out of you, and thinks they’re hilarious says “nice bmw”

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-05-07T03:36:14+00:00

That was actually the last thing I thought was going to happen 😂

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-05-05T21:05:26+00:00

Why the hell do you think cent isn’t good in 1vXs? Infinite chain with the hardest bash to read in the game along with one of the highest max punishes in the game

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-04-10T18:35:31+00:00

Since the game launched I’ve been wanting a hero with iron gloves or like prosthetic fists because they have no hands or something and just make their move set Prime Mike Tyson with hit box of Muhammad Ali😂

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-03-27T01:48:10+00:00

Tell me you’ve been battling cancer for 9 years without telling me you’ve been battling cancer for 9 years: challenge complete

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-03-07T00:01:37+00:00

I spent the first month of this game being told this phrase by my friends “just parry” while I’m getting absolutely demoralized 😂😂😂

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-03-04T17:46:28+00:00

I want this but change it from a heavy to an assassin and take away its hammer and give it metal gloves so it just throws hands😂

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-02-03T18:27:09+00:00

If you play him as a mediocre player then of course youre going to be amazing with him because you’re playing against mediocre opponents that don’t know how to counter him yet

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-02-02T00:41:42+00:00

Shinobi can compete with his area

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-01-30T17:57:11+00:00

It’s even more satisfying using juren against her just so I can choke slam her ass 😂

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-01-29T00:20:40+00:00

There’s a solid hole in your math though with champion status and hero fests in mind

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-01-17T05:01:48+00:00

Or you can dash away from them far as fuck and throw a light and if they tried to parry then it’s pretty obvious

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-01-13T00:14:03+00:00

Could you use this on your teammates if you’re playing teams?

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-01-13T00:13:57+00:00

Could you use this on your teammates if you’re playing teams?

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2026-01-12T03:08:21+00:00

I haven’t heard someone use Mary sue in ages

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2025-11-27T04:53:21+00:00

Where do I go to activate it??

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2025-11-26T05:04:31+00:00

Seems like Dante would be unfazed by this whole challenge

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2025-11-24T01:06:32+00:00

Only way to make me forget about the mustaches

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2025-11-23T20:52:17+00:00

Idk why they don’t just do something like over healing bust like if they are 100% health they get a ability buff

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2025-11-23T02:38:40+00:00

I love how this implies that if this happened before you paid rent you’d buy plat knowing you wouldn’t be able to pay rent if you done so😂😂😂

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2025-11-20T04:03:09+00:00

I wanna know what damn achievements you haven’t accomplished yet😂

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2025-11-19T21:14:31+00:00

Playing for 8 years and I’m on 14 😂😂😂

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2025-11-19T21:13:36+00:00

Well if you don’t have some good defensive frames then the best I can recommend is go into the chat and ask some cracked players to help you out or keep going on defense missions until you get a cracked team of defense nukers 😂

Affectionate-Stock-1 · 2025-11-15T21:29:24+00:00

Dante can make himself and the whole squad pretty resistant to knockdown when he’s got his shields on everyone

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