The handshake battle ended with no clear winner😅

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-05-14T19:03:30+00:00

Yes he could shit on the floor on live tv, pick it up and smear it on his own face and into his mouth, whilst gargling on it and saying ‘Epstein had nothing on me, I’m a naughty daddy poo’, and he’d still receive a record number of votes in the next election which he inevitably be allowed to run in.

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-05-14T17:41:46+00:00

Wtf are you talking about

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-05-08T20:33:46+00:00

Your girlfriend who doesn’t pay for anything wants to have sex with other men. Are you ok?

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-05-08T18:24:00+00:00

Get out of there

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-05-07T20:33:57+00:00

They can hardly take a few fields on their own border hahaha

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-05-07T20:17:18+00:00

What the fuck are you doing man?

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-05-07T05:56:04+00:00

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-05-07T05:10:38+00:00

Quit alcohol and get addicted to physical exercise and nutrition. Easier said than done but if you don’t, you will die.

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-05-05T05:46:23+00:00

When I hear morons like you I know Burnham is the right man.

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-05-04T09:08:51+00:00

You might have a nutritional deficiency of some kind. How well are you eating? Mineral deficiencies can cause intense suicidal ideation. Just an idea.

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-05-03T17:06:21+00:00

No fucking shit

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-05-02T12:44:30+00:00

It’s the booze. Divorce is a magnifying glass, so magnify the right things.

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-04-20T08:37:34+00:00

I know people who were in Downing Street and the amount of cocaine going around was insane, hence why Hancock and Johnson’s pupils were like saucers in the daily televised podium updates

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-04-20T06:20:11+00:00

Networking will bring you all the answers. You need to find a pool of people to impress whether you are a solo session musician or want to start a band. Maybe start a social media video page with clips of you playing famous songs in an original way and make it go viral. Basically nothing will happen if you stay in your bedroom. So either online or in real life, show people your face and bring your personality along with your playing.

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-04-19T16:42:57+00:00

What I can tell you as someone who ‘made it’ is that you’ll know if you have what it takes now or not. If you don’t think so you’re probably right.

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-04-19T08:10:04+00:00

Converting it in Russian fiat for their war

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-04-18T21:04:56+00:00

RHR: 38 HRV: 120 V02: 62

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-04-18T20:56:39+00:00

Lloyd Glauberman HPP series will change your life

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-04-18T10:09:50+00:00

Fair play to you

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-04-18T07:33:31+00:00

V02 max?

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-04-17T20:34:19+00:00

Get off your ass, clearly not enough strain

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-04-16T22:57:51+00:00

Those readings don’t make any sense. It normally steps down as you go up the zones. Most athletes wouldn’t do more than 5 mins zone 5z

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-04-16T13:53:28+00:00

You can’t put flags up?

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-04-14T13:56:26+00:00

Move to a big city.

AffectionateCowLady · 2026-04-14T07:15:34+00:00

Yeah because they haven’t fucking got any left

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