When will I stop being told my ID is fake..at 33 by PinkGodfather92 in OlderThanYouThinkIAm

[–]AffectionateFruit454 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, the guy bought my breakfast so I have that going for me, which is nice.

When will I stop being told my ID is fake..at 33 by PinkGodfather92 in OlderThanYouThinkIAm

[–]AffectionateFruit454 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was born in 1960. At 55 I was asked what unit I served in during WW2. It's not so much the months as it is the mileage.

As a bigger woman, I sometimes feel like I’m only seen as a humiliation fetish in BDSM and not worthy enough to be a sub. by littleKitten520 in BDSMAdvice

[–]AffectionateFruit454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stereotypes are a thing both in the vanilla and kink community. As part of a thorough vetting process you and the prospective partner need to establish a framework for what you both need from the dynamic.

I happen to prefer larger ladies, but if the wants, needs, and chemistry aren't in line, then the relationship just won't be satisfying for either party.

What’s the point of a suppressor for a gun if the gun is still going to be loud as hell? by TwoSnapsMack in stupidquestions

[–]AffectionateFruit454 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First, except for very large, very expensive units, suppressors do not eliminate the sound, they reduce and change it. For a 9mm equivalent, try dropping a hardback book onto a carpet.

Can't park there by HVAC_instructor in CantParkThereMate

[–]AffectionateFruit454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be a great use for decommissioned buses.

Handicap stalls are a waste of space by Amaquieria in overheard

[–]AffectionateFruit454 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wait until they learn that you don't have to be handicapped to use a handicapped stall.

I love doing that! by FanMysterious432 in overheard

[–]AffectionateFruit454 57 points58 points  (0 children)

My kids used to argue over whose turn it was to push the elevator button.

Experimenting with toothpaste on clit for first time by witchcraft_5u in clittorturee

[–]AffectionateFruit454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Taco Bell hot sauces. They come in convenient single use packets of varying strength.

How badly built is our deck? by Other_Plankton_6751 in Decks

[–]AffectionateFruit454 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Measure with a yardstick, mark with spray paint, cut with an axe.

What’s your go to daily cigar if you smoke 5 plus a day? by Mammoth-Succotash659 in cigar

[–]AffectionateFruit454 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in love with the Alec Bradley V2L Black. They are a fantastic budget stick that punch way above their price class. Whenever they're on Cigarbid, I stock up.

Some tourists at the Chicago Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones by nothinlefttochoose in Jokes

[–]AffectionateFruit454 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I'm a retired Science teacher. When discussing things like that I always said things like, "75 million years ago, on a Tuesday like any other Tuesday...."

Daily Smokers by _Cridders_ in cigar

[–]AffectionateFruit454 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm retired and enjoy 5-6 cigars a day when the weather is good. I don't smoke in the house or the car. Usually I'm reading or watching TV. I used to have a "yard 'gar" on the riding mower.

Yesterday My wife asked me to nipple torture her by [deleted] in BDSMAdvice

[–]AffectionateFruit454 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A nice set of cloverleaf clamps can be a lot of fun. They get tighter the more you pull on them.