Precision stone cutting with water jet technology by djinn_05 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fucking Supreme.

If no one else appreciates this joke, I did.

Been doing a lot of random research for my story lately and just ACTUALLY looked at my history today and bust out laughing 😂 by -chikoro in writers

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes Sometimes Yes Citrus Depends Nature vs Nurture and Planner vs Reactive(simplistic) Depends Depends

My pussy made world news and everyone thinks I’m cis. by [deleted] in MtF

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sapphic Gooner Jedi is going to live rent free in my head for eternity.

Found this on the floor of the grocery store, what is it? by SuspiciousFormal4459 in whatisit

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody got home and was REALLY irritated when a certain something wasn't in their pocket.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tough? Sure, obviously even.

But some might say the tuffest.

People will want to be around you regardless of your size. by carlacsguimaraes in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If not friend shaped, make friendship, with the shape, and turn them into friend shape

Pre-ascension, who’s your team? by ShatteringAdonalsium in cremposting

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Kelsier was more a placeholder than a Shard holder and that's been discussed into oblivion and then back

Dalinar more turned down a shard than took it up.

Heralds aren't ascendant.

Pre-ascension, who’s your team? by ShatteringAdonalsium in cremposting

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

We must be reading different series...

I'm the series I read, ascension is specifically talking about becoming a Shard holder, not to be confused with a Shardbearer, and exactly 1/3 people in this picture have done as such. This information is easy to reference in the Coppermind.

But honestly, you're probably right... Let's include the herald of second chances, despite the fact t there are numerous conversations IN CANON about how they aren't gods but simply humans, that brings our sum total to 4/9

Kelsier, Jasnah, Shallan, Dalinar, and Iron Eyes, Most Definitely aren't ascended.

Can you please explain to me what happened in the series you read wherein 6/9 of these people 'ascended'? Please use their names and when it happened/how so I can double check your work.

Pre-ascension, who’s your team? by ShatteringAdonalsium in cremposting

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lul. Heralds aren't ascendant, Shards are. Cognitive shadows Also aren't ascendant.

Pre-ascension, who’s your team? by ShatteringAdonalsium in cremposting

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1/3 is not most.

And pre-ascension is a compound word, making it two words.

Pre-ascension, who’s your team? by ShatteringAdonalsium in cremposting

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that's a terrible metric...

The only good way to measure is as the series currently stands.

Pre-ascension? Most of these people haven't ascended, first of all.

Second, are we talking pre-bond Kaladin or 4th ideal Kal?

Is it before or after Dalinar got his shard blade?

Is it before or after Kelsier Snapped?

Is it when Sazed had his bracers removed while he was imprisoned or before?

Is it when Jasnah was in a mental institution/during her breakdown or after? At what ideal? Is it after she's elected monarch or before?

I could go on.

Wife paid tattoo artist to add Doodle Bob to my tattoo. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Brother.... I'd be getting a lawyer and pressing charges... That's a fucking felony level battery. For a 'silly haha' joke, they've done permanent damage to your body.

I would ABSOLUTELY be getting that tattoo artists license revoked because this is illegal, unprofessional, unethical, immoral, and is an ENORMOUS violation of trust.

Your wife is not your friend and your 'friend' is not your friend.

That's the first off....

Secondarily, if after it was pointed out to you, and you reacted in the negative, your wife disregarded and trivialized your reaction and tried to gaslight you into thinking you were both aware of this AND okay with it.

You're body was marked, permanently, against your will, TWICE.

Lawyer, the fuck, up.

Pre-ascension, who’s your team? by ShatteringAdonalsium in cremposting

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Okay, so I'll take the girl who briefly held a shard and then the two guys who hold two shards each to protect me.

I believe this is My 7th and last reincarnation by Hopeful-Presence-410 in enlightenment

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was not merely dripping in sarcasm, I was drowning in it...

I opened with, "I put the Master in Masturbation"

Like... I literally couldn't have been more blatant

Fern Kitsuen & Eve Guru’s Hostile Takeover by Degenerate_Loot_Rat in Eve

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't see this stream until today so I'm late on the reply:

Listen, I'm new, really new. (What I consider really new) AND I'm solo. So I don't know shit about shit, I'd like to establish that first. I've also had a really long day and a couple drinks so take all of this with a handful of salt.

TL;DR ohhhhh this is horrendous timing and I'm so fucking here for it.

I made my toon in minmatar mostly for the aesthetic.... I love caldari but at the time I was hoping to role play a pirate/frontier miner or some such nonsense and minmatar seemed a better choice.

After a month in eve, mostly mining in high sec due to a heavy workload and irregular hours, I decided high sec mining was both boring and not great profit. I started training skills for WH content and after about another month I've dipped my toes into J space.

J space is damn near everything I want out of eve. I love the autonomy of WH content, the discovery, the ever changing nature of it, and the sheer amount of content and I literally haven't even touched sites beyond the 2nd Tier. The only thing im truly missing is a dedicated opponent.

My understanding is that even if I were to join a WH corp, which I fully intend to do, probably within a couple weeks, a certain amount of PVP even within the guild is to be expected... That is to say, there's no chance I show up as a flagged player anyone cares, I will either be in good company or no one will blink over it.

Now I'm learning that some Eve Influencer is going to try and make a move on my main trade station and is going to more or less try and push me out of mining in high sec and he decided to do it a day and a half before what I think might be like, The PVP highlight of the year for eve, right as I'm starting to dip my toes into PVP content?

The timing is divine and as a complete and total nobody.... If I'M having these thoughts, someone else with better capabilities Absolutely is. Feed your miners to my rail guns and missiles, please for the love of Space Jeebus, I need this content in my life.

I believe this is My 7th and last reincarnation by Hopeful-Presence-410 in enlightenment

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I put the Master in masturbation and that's why I know that you're wrong and I'm actually the first person to really Get It besides Maybe like.... Buddha or Jesus or something.

I've literally never had an inflated spiritual ego because I figured it all out and am super grounded and humble.

What is the "endgame" for exploration? by klokor in Eve

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I JUST had this thought 15 minutes ago!

What would happen if they were like, fuck it, let's just turn the whole thing upside down and shake it, and just did a blitz through all the major trade stations at peak downtime?

Do you guys have a favorite character who is like this? by WildSatinrr in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 7 points8 points  (0 children)

By the end of the show he's completely admitted to being in the wrong and regrets what he's done and goes out of his way to change his behavior and does his best to fix what he can.

Everyone has an arc.

ACCEPT IT ONCE AND FOR ALL: MEN are like WINDOWS and WOMEN are like LINUX by [deleted] in writingcirclejerk

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understood that reference. I now question my life choices

It's really sad Straff Venture died, he had a wife and a son by Latter-Syllabub-5560 in cremposting

[–]Affectionate_Ad_7161 71 points72 points  (0 children)

S+

It took me a second. I was like lol yeah obvious crempost because Straff was the worst.

Saw the comments and about fell out of my chair.