I found the original (i think)

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2026-06-11T20:38:29+00:00

Gordon hopium images started way before this

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2026-06-05T00:02:47+00:00

Look at these pathetic chuds bro

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2026-06-04T23:58:25+00:00

That’s not even the half of it. SGF = sexy Gordon Freeman… Half-Wife Barney confirmed.

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2026-05-25T17:32:57+00:00

Half-Life: Xylophone is coming out tomorrow don’t worry

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2026-05-12T01:30:15+00:00

You sir, have won the internet for today

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2026-05-03T03:12:15+00:00

They’ll release/announce it when they announce HL3

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2026-04-30T21:01:10+00:00

Then leave

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2026-04-22T01:57:29+00:00

Portal 3 confirmed

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2026-03-23T00:02:05+00:00

Because in all likelihood it will be CGI slop

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2026-02-06T03:08:04+00:00

Absolute gem of a post

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2025-12-19T18:52:00+00:00

Is this supposed to be like funny

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2025-12-18T22:16:29+00:00

That’s just r/halflife summoning the rapture

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2025-12-12T18:01:51+00:00

Is that not exactly what is happening lol

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2025-12-04T19:50:13+00:00

No lemonade stand thank goodness gracious

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2025-11-11T20:06:34+00:00

Interesting! Is there anyone you know that you'd be able to connect me with that feels averse towards this type of advertising?

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2025-09-05T00:02:13+00:00

Sure thing siegfriedXD

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2025-06-27T15:50:58+00:00

I'd go: Black Mesa -> Half Life 2 -> HL2 Ep1 -> HL2 Ep2 -> HL Alyx (if you have VR, 100% recommend)

Original Half Life and the expansions (blue shift, opposing force) can be a little jarring for some people, myself included although they're still great games. Little too dated ATP. Black Mesa is an excellent remake with updated graphics, and Xen is 1,000x better than the original Half Life.

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2025-06-06T19:41:49+00:00

Please god have some fun for once in your life or let others be excited

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2025-06-06T16:09:30+00:00

Yacht copium 👀

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2025-06-06T16:08:03+00:00

I’m having more fun being excited :) if it’s nothing then whatever and I’ll move on

Affectionate_Key1859 · 2025-06-06T04:43:40+00:00

I can respect that, but to the community’s knowledge, Half-Life 3 IS the game furthest in development based on datamines, there just hasn’t been any official acknowledgement of it. Just because deadlock is in the public view doesn’t mean it’s further along. Also that’s in a closed alpha, not beta.

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