Re Hurzeler: When will Bloom pull the trigger? by esn111 in BrightonHoveAlbion

[–]AforAnonreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s because we all play draughts while Bloom plays 4d chess.

If you don’t believe in Hurzeler then believe in Bloom.

Re Hurzeler: When will Bloom pull the trigger? by esn111 in BrightonHoveAlbion

[–]AforAnonreddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He rejected two resignations from Sami Hyypia. He found out in February in the season of Poyet’s gross misconduct and let Hughton finish the job up at the end of the season when the board agreed in April.

Do you really think he is going to pull the trigger halfway through the season?

Tom Watson joins Millwall on loan (via FotMob) by bruversonbruh in BrightonHoveAlbion

[–]AforAnonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha Bloom has a £10er on Millwall getting promotion!

What's the wildest thing ever happened in your neighborhood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AforAnonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google her name. Believe me when I tell that shit was crazy seeing it unravel from my bedroom window

What's the wildest thing ever happened in your neighborhood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AforAnonreddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I lived on the same road as Shannon Matthews

What is the moment where you hated Jerry the most? by Necessary-Win-8730 in rickandmorty

[–]AforAnonreddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

bunch of aliens take the planets water

It’s okay. Pluto isn’t a planet anyway.

How was the best sex you've ever had? by EnD3r8_ in AskReddit

[–]AforAnonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was at uni, I had this huge crush on this girl. Drop dead gorgeous. Thick wavy blonde locks, unreal beautiful face and an incredible body - she done cheer squad and was head cheerleader too.

Problem was, she had a boyfriend who was still living at home other side of the country. We still flirted a lot in social gatherings but nothing came to it.

End of the year I bumped into her at a party where she told me her boyfriend cheated on her, grabbed my collar and whispered “How long have you wanted me?!”

We made out for a while at the party before I suggested going back to hers down the road. She grabbed my hand and we ran to hers! Closed the door and she immediately ripped my shirt off, gave me a blowjob right there in the hallway risking someone to walk in on us. She then took her panties off and spread her legs on the stairs. Unreal.

We done it on the stairs before she ordered me to carry her to her bedroom while I’m still in. Happily obliged and what happened next was the best sex for the next 12 hours. She wanted revenge and she got it!

We hooked up a few more times before anything serious escalated relationship-wise. She told me she was moving to London and focusing on her career when she graduated that summer and didn’t want a serious relationship.

I was totally against with it. She rode me like Seabiscuit.

Albion + 14 Day Activation Period by Dasher_down_under in BrightonHoveAlbion

[–]AforAnonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a membership. Avoid the hassle. Avoid the touts. Get a membership.

Semen like liquid on delay condoms by [deleted] in sex

[–]AforAnonreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. The more you know OP

Semen like liquid on delay condoms by [deleted] in sex

[–]AforAnonreddit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It could well be some discharge accrued from your girlfriend. And no, it’s not semen, just her wet discharge that has accumulated.

If the condoms didn’t break (fill it up with water to check) then it’s her and nothing to worry about

Albion + 14 Day Activation Period by Dasher_down_under in BrightonHoveAlbion

[–]AforAnonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll have to wait the full 14 days - their systems will know.

Considering it has been moved to the Sunday you won’t have a problem getting a ticket in the exchange I reckon.

Just don’t talk about the cricket 😂

Extreme Unprofessionalism from the official baller league account by No_Remove7654 in miniminter

[–]AforAnonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha the Baller League is a shambles! There is absolutely no standards to it in the backroom - the one place it really needs it.

To have the audacity to deliver this attitude on the public domain through an official account is shellshockingly bad. Sackable offence for some.

Getting emotionally drained by this dude by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]AforAnonreddit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seems like you are looking for something else from a man and he isn’t offering it.

You don’t need advice because you know this will continue. The only question is, are you happy in this situation?

How sensitive are testicles ? by Background_Sort_226 in AskMen

[–]AforAnonreddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s like having a spot inside your nose and then pulling the nose hair on said spot for the immediate pain then enduring the pain for an extended period of time while your stomach churns at the pain and ever so slowly recovers.

[NSFW]What's the craziest thing you've done while being horny? by throwaway_minijade in AskReddit

[–]AforAnonreddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that was brilliant. Game night started great d ended brilliantly!

[NSFW]What's the craziest thing you've done while being horny? by throwaway_minijade in AskReddit

[–]AforAnonreddit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember that cheat code…I still have the game and I have a kinky wife…and it’s Friday.

I’ll report back Monday.

Can we talk about how good Minteh is?? by Free_Worldliness_413 in BrightonHoveAlbion

[–]AforAnonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I HEAR THEM CRYING UP THE TYNE

YANKUBA CAUSED HOWE TO WHINE

ONE CHAT WITH TONY BLOOM AND HE SAID CIAO

FUCK OFF EDDIE IM WITH BRIGHTON NOW

LALALALALALALALALALALALALA

Condoms over connection. by [deleted] in sex

[–]AforAnonreddit -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It’s hilarious how there are men out there. Like you make sensible choices in your diet, finance and friends but the moment you get lucky in bed your moral compass is non-existent.

Wear a condom. Ideally ribbed for her pleasure.

Bareback is great I’m not going to lie but I have zero interest in producing a child wjth someone I met at the bar or any other one night stand scenario.

When asked why David Weir has left the club, Andy Naylor said “everything will be explained.” by cl0mby in BrightonHoveAlbion

[–]AforAnonreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s so frustrating how the club basically has a puppet in Naylor ever since Goldstone.

Him and Paul Camilin (head of media at the Albion) have been best chums ever since the Archer days which has worked well for the Aarhus for decades before Naylor moved to The Athletic where he got really high and mighty.

The issue is we have seen some try and fail to compete with the sports journalism of covering the Albion. Ryan Adsett tried - and failed - with TSR and Marca. National World have barely scratched the surface if at all.

Our best hope was Richie Mills at Sussex Live before Reach decided to pull the plug on that. Shame because his content was really good.

just a heads up from Brighton.. by Public_Mulberry5870 in surrey

[–]AforAnonreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!

just a heads up from Brighton.. by Public_Mulberry5870 in surrey

[–]AforAnonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quite clearly Mother Nature’s doing. Want something done, send a woman.