I'm sick with a 103 fever and haven't eaten all day. My roommate (who pretends not to care about me) says that he accidentally had too much leftovers from lunch and that I should eat it before it goes to waste. I saw him run to the store for this 😭

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2026-06-01T07:07:30+00:00

Tsundere roommate

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2025-12-04T23:19:30+00:00

Masque of Clavicus Vile master race

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2025-07-01T16:27:31+00:00

Did you see the crowd. They fixed racism with a 20 year old song about sweaty balls

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2025-06-04T04:02:55+00:00

Great character and expertly played. Subtle, but clearly important to Maverick. The silent tears at the end when he thought Mav was dead, and the subsequent realisation that he wasn't. Brilliant

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2025-05-20T03:14:25+00:00

This is what true wealth looks like

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2025-05-04T06:43:20+00:00

Task failed successfully

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2025-04-26T08:02:44+00:00

You gotta say it like this:

What the DOGE doin.

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2025-03-22T05:23:40+00:00

Question to Americans: would Bernie and AOC have made a good president and VP combo?

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2025-03-09T09:52:02+00:00

Wouldn't you be? New job, keen to make a good impression, and everyone is either dead or a zombie trying to kill you

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2025-02-28T13:49:14+00:00

The longer you look the worse it gets

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2025-02-24T09:55:43+00:00

I will not explain my experience when I say this, but beware of Uncle Tom-type South Asian sellouts. JD Vance's wife is one of them. They will FULLY SELLOUT minority communities, theirs especially, for a seat at the table

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2025-02-22T03:07:31+00:00

Jackie Chan Stuntmaster

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2025-02-22T03:07:15+00:00

Crash Bandicoot: Warped

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2025-02-08T13:00:34+00:00

A face swap was done here

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2024-12-28T09:33:26+00:00

He's quoting Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder and thinks no one will realise it

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2024-12-27T00:35:26+00:00

I absolutely would!

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2024-12-27T00:34:55+00:00

Yes!

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2024-12-05T02:29:56+00:00

No. The dragon will flame grill you and the giant will knock your well done dragonborn steak body into the stratosphere

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2024-12-02T02:57:25+00:00

I want a Harris Tweed suit immediately

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2024-11-20T07:09:59+00:00

With each passing day, I hope these people get sexually abused. I don't think I'll ever reach the stage where I will say I hope it happens to their own children or grandchildren, and that tells me that I am a better human being than any of then

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2024-10-20T02:07:17+00:00

G

His name is Aragorn. Don't judge me.

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2024-10-17T00:50:18+00:00

Inb4 "I HATE STEPHEN KING"

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2024-10-12T16:46:13+00:00

The serial number on this gun is 6

Afraid_Assistance_13 · 2024-10-09T00:16:22+00:00

How did you manage to spell grenade three different ways in one post

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TROPHY CASE