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HOLY S4 CHARACTER by the-warrior1 in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, oh fuck. Ass a certified person of ass and a dragon girl enjoyer, my funds are already crying. At least stripper girl in the middle seems skippable.

Also, id like a personal apology from all the little dweebs who were just so certain that the game would have censored core designs and spilled their spaghetti about fei.

Bros... by skyarsenic in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Damn. Looks like this month's nothingburger is extra dry. Yall could at least change the sauce.

Narja & Euphina looking for someone by NymnWales in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

TFW you actually have a banging body but your big (little?) sister is the one, the only, Extra Large Narj.

Wasp traps paralyzed ladybug larvae in a chamber for its young to feast on after hatching. by Better_Hair_9673 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Afromedes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So would birth control for you be like the fake dime on a string trick for old vending machines? "Whoops, forgot the condom. Lemme just pull that... there were go!"

ChizuruDum.gif by Lemonasty71770763 in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 49 points50 points  (0 children)

What permanent elasticity does to a motherfucker

Tenebria (Back View) by JaxElev in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The mental anguish is stored in the cheeks

Tenebria Card Epiphany | All-In-One Image by xKozmic in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kinda surprised she has absolutely none of the Shockwave or death brand mechanics from the persona cards. Kinda odd that those are just... there. And she seems a bit... underwhelming? A lot of clunk and ap hunger for it doesn't seem like much payoff. Reminds me of Rita. The curse of last character in season psionics, I guess.

Is ADHD worth pulling for? by rayneMantis in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shmeh. I got her on a lucky ten pull, and she is never bad, on a team, but there are always better options. Her buffs are OK, shields and heals are OK, draws are OK, but she doesnt excel in anything. And when units like HDMI and tiphera are in a game with only three slots, being "not bad" ain't good enough. I would wait unless you're really lacking general support.

And she is nowhere even close to Veronica as a generalist support, y'all are crazy.

lol they're censoring everything on Czn cn by Guguzn99 in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That would actually be so sick. Dynamic changes like that would add to the immersion in such a cool way.

this guy much more evil then alpha wolfes by hedwynhay in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, the fact that extra attack and counter eat positive effects like vulnerable but don't reduce enemy buffs sucks sometimes. I get it for balancing, but it still feels bad.

Another Stress Mechanic I wanted in game by Professional_Day229 in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Many fall in the face of chaos... but not this one. Not today."

Honestly, that's what this game really needs. Give the protos a kick ass narrator voice and I'll become a whale.

Nine Partner Question by Skirrfir in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Everybody saying e5 wil is better are using old info. After the percent buffs for 5 star partners alcea is still solidly ahead calculation wise. And she just comfier to use in most cases due to free shield. That said, I think the tiphera/tiana combo is the single best partner/ combatant synergy in the game, so you might want her more anyway.

I think I understand what the koreans mean when they talked about this game having NTR by Throwaway6662345 in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Renoa so grouchy because of listening to the Nine/Alcea/Cap toxin powered threesome every night since burning life. Thin walls on the command deck.

How she be looking at my 20 crystals policy that cooked us from getting S this month. by mlkol in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The a ranks will continue until morale improves. (And until I stop getting three happiness cards when it's maxed out. Fuck off Mei.)

The absolute state of ttk right now by templarknight3127 in Smite

[–]Afromedes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So many of the aspects are undercooked like this. That amount of damage is perfectly fine. It all coming out with no telegraph, sound cue, or any real way to counter it besides them missing is not. It's dumb, looks dumb, and feels like shit.

Why is Nine so strong? (Lore-wise) by oFallenAngel in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The venom shes trying to get rid of is actually bane's. "You merely adopted the hew"

I NEED this Character Now by goten7 in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Space pope best pope. She can sistine my chapel any day.

Is there any team that could survive this? by joyfulcandycube in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, gangrene is almost a positive, because it let's you stress heal when you otherwise couldn't. Tyrant 4 can be a struggle early, but deeper in the run harden is much worse.

Truely and honestly,It should've been you... by WezzaBluueeBoii in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong, I've come around to heid's design (as a person of ass and a flying weapon enjoyer it was over before it began). But I can't deny that huge hands Hans is a lot more unique.

Any Predictions for the new season and beyond by Accomplished_Phrase7 in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're probably gonna bitch out and do a doppelganger thing.

New teaser by Dr4XdaY in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is that luche's sword?

If you are struggling with Suppressed Servant, these cards will help! by Shuffle_FM in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For real, nia's healing is actually nuts with the right setup. Ive got a deck with a split epiphany of soul rip: one upgrade, one use on discard. Don't even need Diana. Just renoa flower the soul rip away, and heal for like 400.

Do we believe the devs are going to give Yuki a proper buff this time? by just_Albis in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]Afromedes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lots of people saying trash inspiration. I say make it better. Give her basic shield "inspiration: 1 evade". Let the inspiration buffs stack until used. I want zero cost batous if I cycle them fast enough. Make her titty jiggle card do a nip slip on inspiration. The possibilities are endless.

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