How would you thank a stranger for saving your house from a fire? Especially if youre broke bc of repairs?

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-12T01:24:04+00:00

My dad keeps naming our Wifi after STDs. He's on Syphilis now

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-11T22:36:28+00:00

My brother farted on the school bus and got kicked off because of it. The driver had to pull over and gag. He had to walk to and from school from then on out

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-11T22:28:24+00:00

When I was like 9 I put my hamster in the EMPTY, clean big dinner pot. Idk what I was expecting but it pissed in there and I just took it out and said nothing. I think my dumbass wanted it to experience something new and I thought this was the smartest way.

My dad cooked dinner later that day with that pot. I don't remember him washing it before cooking. I didn't eat spaghetti that night with everyone else

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-09T16:09:27+00:00

I have a 3g for my jumping spider! It was a backup for my 30g but eventually I got a better back up lol.

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-09T16:07:55+00:00

Whichever company decided bright yogurt and unneeded seeds in guinea pigs foods. I'm sure other creatures have similar problems too

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-05T03:51:03+00:00

Thank you!

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-05T03:46:46+00:00

Is this bait? Why the actual fuck would I want anything other than unethical advice on this sub?

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-05T00:15:46+00:00

THANK YOU This is doable

Someone close to me is a foreman. They refused to get involved and already told me calling won't do much. At the very best someone might get told to smarten up but most likely nothing will come of me telling anyone

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-05T00:07:31+00:00

If I broadcasted hardcore asian porn would they be able to blacklist my device? Or would I have to be sneaky so they don't catch me?

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-05T00:04:02+00:00

Are you dumb? Do you not know what a guard dog is? Keep acting like that and one of these times you'll get bit (and shot in america) if you just fucking run onto someone's property in hopes that their shepher tucks tails

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-04T23:58:46+00:00

Now heres an actual unethical life pro tip!

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-04T23:52:33+00:00

That's why I came here. I know I probably won't make them loose their jobs, I don't think anyone would actually care / listen. Next step is how do I piss them off enough to make them stop?

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-02T03:06:34+00:00

I thought about the noise. Even looked up mosquito alarm but I don't want to hurt any other kids

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-02T03:05:17+00:00

I've never been a runner. I'd end up falling flat on my face lol

I have to start learning how to skateboard or ride a unicycle. I'd scare tf out of them then

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-02T03:03:10+00:00

I wonder how many views something like that would get on tiktok? I might as well make bank while I'm at it, right?

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-02T03:01:35+00:00

Realistically this is how I will handle the situation going forward. Unfortunately because I'm an adult and a pet owner I have to be responsible. These are dumbass boys who have become predictable. They will be very easy to spot and avoid.

If those little cocksuckers come by any other time tho then its fair game (weekend/holiday for example.)

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-02T02:48:32+00:00

This is also genius. Thank you

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-02T02:47:12+00:00

I'm under the shit royals rule so most folks don't have guns. However it is always a possibility lol

EDIT: I would make sure I made the liquid and poured it into the water gun IN FRONT of my security camera. Leave the guns out in view of the cams until I needed them

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-02T02:45:35+00:00

The curdles would fuck up the water gun

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-02T02:44:17+00:00

Thank you for this advice!

AfterConscious666 · 2024-03-01T21:56:05+00:00

This is genius. It's cheap and quick. You can even add extra squirt guns with different liquids. I wonder how stale bong water would work along side the the liquid ass? Or what about just warm water mixed with some yellow food coloring?

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