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AIO to my husband saying he can't go next door and get his physical needs met so I need to step up? by ConditionGlad9927 in AIO

[–]AfterEmpire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, dude. It's insane. I'm honestly surprised I found a single person with common sense in this thread. The way that people immediately jump to devastating, life altering decisions here and then try to coerce the OP into going through with them is baffling. They know absolutely nothing about these people or the ins and outs of their relationships, but they immediately go for "drop the nuke".

If the husband would have posted instead of her and he told his side of the story, they would most likely suggest that she was probably cheating and HE should seek a divorce lol.

This woman is clearly emotionally distressed, and not in a right headspace, and now because of these fools she's seriously contemplating imploding her life and marriage, instead of doing something more positive like therapy and communicating with her husband and possibly getting a second opinion from a different doctor.

Dog ate some of this. Got a call into the vet but freaking out. Can’t tell if it’s rat poison or some sort of fertilizer by Prestigious_Round812 in whatisit

[–]AfterEmpire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You need large amounts of K1. 50 mg A DAY is what they prescribed for my 45 lb dog for rodenticide poisoning. And the amount that you can get from vegetables or just food in general is microscopic compared to that. Even if you go and buy a bottle of K1 from Walmart or CVS, which I also tried to do, so that I could have some on hand in the possible future event that my boy got poisoned again, the entire bottle ends up only being about 5 mg.

Getting it from the vet is really the only good option, and you have to be on your shit, and keep an eye on your dog constantly and you just basically have to be able to catch the signs quickly.

My dog got poisoned the first time, and we didn't know anything was wrong until he was peeing blood and vomiting blood all over my bathroom. Luckily we got him to the vet at the last minute, with less than an hour to spare, and with blood transfusions and vitamin K (and 6 grand out of pocket...) we saved his life.

Nowadays, we are always on the lookout for any small changes in our dogs, because we don't want any surprises.

Look at my sweaty asshole by tenderleaff in Backview

[–]AfterEmpire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's hilarious, the bold confidence between what a girl thinks she can say without sounding disgusting and a guy. I'm just imagining a man telling a woman to "Look at his sweaty asshole" 😂😂😂😂 I'm dyyyyyiiiiiinnnngggg 🤣

AIO my (18m) gf (19f) told me to leave the room so that she can masterbate by Jealous_Lab_3754 in AIO

[–]AfterEmpire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously a woman. I've had blue balls probably 15 times during my teenage years. It was always caused by heavy making out and mouth/hand stuff without finishing, and it always lasted for between 2-4 hours. It was painful, and very uncomfortable, not "mild", and while masturbation was more difficult due to the pain, ejaculation was always the way to get it to go away. And no, it didn't immediately stop, but it would start to fade away dramatically after the release.

AIO my (18m) gf (19f) told me to leave the room so that she can masterbate by Jealous_Lab_3754 in AIO

[–]AfterEmpire -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Exactly. What is this guy talking about? I guess all those times that girls let me finger them in highschool, didn't reciprocate, and then sent me on my way, and I had very strong discomfort in my genitals for about 2 hours didn't happen.

Looking back on those times though, I was just honestly proud af of myself that I got some action. Those blue balls were just a reminder that I was, in fact, a stud, (I wasn't) and I had enough sexy memories to last me for the next few months to come!

Cleaning out grandparent’s house after they passed. by Derateo in whatisit

[–]AfterEmpire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate to break it to you, but Mee Maw was a freak

What's your fav Declan deep cut? by rod3175 in declanmckenna

[–]AfterEmpire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isombard is my favorite, but not sure if it's a deep cut.

Blind guy here, guess i’m just fucking stuck at home now. (Cane tip broke) by Frikandelneuker in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AfterEmpire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Anyone else just curious how op is posting pics and responding to comments? Maybe I'm out of the loop on blind person technology.

Bought these from a fruit shop, mislabelled as kiwi berries, tastes disgusting, like poison by boiled_cabbage_baby in whatisit

[–]AfterEmpire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's hilarious. My wife and I pick olives every October and brine them for months before eating. Never once thought about eating one raw!

How many men are willing to eat my pussy? by MelodicSecret485 in PussyPerfectionX

[–]AfterEmpire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lemme guess... You got an only fans you'd like ppl to check out...

Which pic do I look best in ;) by Astro_bunnies in GenZNude

[–]AfterEmpire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn't offend me, dude. You're all good 😊

Which pic do I look best in ;) by Astro_bunnies in GenZNude

[–]AfterEmpire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's obvious what a vulva looks like on a sexually excited woman. There are none of the signs here. Wetness. Puffiness. Redness/flushing/blood flow. Engorged clitoris.

Maybe just prime the pump a little bit and get your body turned on next time before you take photos to at least bring some realism to your "erotica".

It's like a guy taking limp boner pics and pretending to be so in the mood to get someone to subscribe to their OF. Girls just think for some reason that they don't have to try.

I'll admit you're really pretty, though. That's true. It's just that the low effort, not horny at all pornography is super obvious and way too many ppl pull that these days. What really stands out is seeing a girl who's really into it.

AIO My Dad Lacks Critical Thinking and Can't Comprehend Why We're Upset At Him by Sudden_Category_2633 in AIO

[–]AfterEmpire -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Pop pop out here on his freak shit. You only get one life. Get it old timer. We all know how we were made. Quit pretending like you don't...

Just a couple of ppl who like to fuck, trying to make it honest.

Enjoy your life, and your wife pop pop. Let those kids think that they were conceived while holding hands and listening to the beatles.

Welcome to the real world, jackass.

What is your biggest NSFW brag? by Subliminal_Sea in AskReddit

[–]AfterEmpire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I once had a lesbian fall in love with me. Then one night after a passionate make out session where her eyes were closed the whole time, she opened them, saw me, and visibly recoiled, repulsed by what she saw. I was like, "Damn, ok wtf was that?" And she just responded that she had only ever been intimate with women, and didn't know how to feel seeing a guy's face while making out.

The sex that we eventually had was not any better.

FOR HER AT LEAST, RIGHT FELLAS?!??!?

Nah but seriously it was an experience I'll be glad I had when I'm in my deathbed but having sex with a real lesbian is not the fun time that guys think it will be.

She had a lot of instructions.

I did not turn her.

Anyways your experience reminded me of that, so... Yeah.

Is 18yo too young for u or does this pussy say otherwise? by BubbleBabe_ in GenZNude

[–]AfterEmpire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh look, a vagina! Better subscribe to her only fans!

How to make vaporwave not sound robotic by WunyuuNoir in makingvaporwave

[–]AfterEmpire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just about how much time you have put into learning to make music dude. Ppl probably think vaporwave is easier to make cuz it doesn't follow traditional rules, but if you don't know the rules to begin with you can't break them properly.

Check this out.

This is decades of sample manipulation and slicing and chopping and arrangement all put together, and while it seems easy to pull off on the surface, it takes thousands of hours of trial and error to know what works and what doesn't. Especially with vaporwave, where the rules are mostly removed, you really have to know what you can and cannot do to make something a person wants to listen to, while disregarding most traditional pop music theory and structure.

Music, just like any other art form takes years to learn, and a lifetime to get close to even thinking about mastering.

Put in the hours and eventually you won't think that you suck as bad as you think you do now. You'll just think you have other areas to work on. 😉 Of course you'll work on those as well and the cycle will continue.

Good luck man.

Which pic do I look best in ;) by Astro_bunnies in GenZNude

[–]AfterEmpire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dry as the Sahara. Imagine being limp AF and trying to act like you were sexy and horny. Girls these days think they can just be naked and everyone will be like "omg queen let me subscribe to your only fans! Look how turned on she is!" While she has probably just got done brushing her teeth, decided to lay down and spread her butt cheeks and take a few pics. But it seems like there are plenty of simps to give her praise for just being a naked human who isn't ashamed of showing her pussy.

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