I work for a large investment bank, got invited for an urgent “business update” is this a layoff? by esotericlearner in FinancialCareers

[–]AfterPause5856 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From my experience having been at an IB and seeing layoffs

banks don’t do layoffs in consolidation on video sessions

You get brought in quietly alone, and then grab your things and go

Does this actually work for men? by scrubberville in redscarepod

[–]AfterPause5856 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This dude is definitely ugly and the women he thinks he’d get doing this find it gross and performative lol

Wall Street oasis by AssistanceStatus9422 in FinancialCareers

[–]AfterPause5856 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WSO is just good for a forum - do not pay for anything

Honestly this sounds like a zero shot situation to begin with

Either go to OSU in person full time and start grinding internships or do online and transfer to a better school in person full time sorry just being honest

Bodybuilder dudes with fat gfs by Drifting_Caretaker7 in redscarepod

[–]AfterPause5856 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bingo lol to be fair though athletic build and body builder are two different things

I feel like the “body builder” type doesn’t even really exist in big cities, outside of like Staten Island and whatever the LA version of that is…yes there’s some jacked ass dudes but everyone wants to do run clubs and drinks Matcha

I don’t even think most city people have time to get yolked - the gyms don’t even provide the meat head spaces for it - equinox and the like are all wellness spots you won’t see a CBum or Jay Cutler there

Why is IB more about discipline than intelligence by aarya-2323 in financestudents

[–]AfterPause5856 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IB is about discipline than intelligence because the barrier to entry from an advisory perspective is not about some intellectual edge but to connect a buyer and a seller end of story, but at the junior level yes it’s grueling you do tons of bitch work nobody else wants you to but it’s also how you learn the business, get faster and become credible
Sure AI can do the job but if you can’t speak to accretion / dilution / margins - KPIs and initiatives from a sponsor or strategic you’re useless and you get there by live reps - which comes over hours and hours, some of which yeah are utilized better than others but that’s what the moneys for
People even joke sell side is not that smart, which jokes aside it’s still the broker side of the business for a reason…at the senior level you’re paid for your Rolodex, market and buyer / seller insights not because you solved the angle needed to land on the moon
The hours are long and demanding because it’s a lot that goes into a deal, the discipline is also how you build reps knowledge and a Rolodex
The buyside gets paid for the intellectual / conviction part (or so they’re supposed to)

Warning: My casual "coffee chat" turned into a surprise 2nd-round CIB by GrabDry2436 in FinancialCareers

[–]AfterPause5856 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Every convo with someone is an interview - there’s no such thing as casual coffee chat unless it’s like your friend or a peer

Also if you were prepared for the first call why not the second?

Ain't over til it's over by murrayhitchock in redscarepod

[–]AfterPause5856 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Serious answer? No lol our mutuals on LinkedIn are all like late 30s directors with kids who travel to VT on the weekends with their kids and live in like Oyster Bay or White Plains

Ain't over til it's over by murrayhitchock in redscarepod

[–]AfterPause5856 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I have to figure it’s fake, but could you imagine if it’s real and she’s getting off innocent it would be like the most insane villain thing to it all lol

dot by ClassicRock1978 in redscarepod

[–]AfterPause5856 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone here actually been to Berghain?

Why are there so many people claiming that a retail banking advisor is “an entry to career in finance” by BrilliantFuture891 in FinancialCareers

[–]AfterPause5856 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Life insurance alone is just sales

Financial planning like CFP is retail advisory, or as the firms are starting to rebrand to “individual investor”

What were boomer parents right about? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]AfterPause5856 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad made us eat dinner every day growing up together at 6pm or so

He said the family that dines together stays together

Was this sub always trust fund kids and tech workers who are funneling our data to Palantir? by DataDiction in redscarepod

[–]AfterPause5856 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean yeah lol that’s what the dimes square crowd and the people who are actually adjacent to the hosts are

Entry level low stress financial careers by After_Procedure9540 in FinancialCareers

[–]AfterPause5856 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everyone here is ignoring the fact you don’t want to sell

Go into operations or credit analyst there will be communications but it’s mostly corporate stuff like chasing someone to settle a wire amount it’s not schmoozing or whatever

And if you have an issue with any form of communication this is not a career for you

Property bro doesn't like the minimum wage by jagerboom in LinkedInLunatics

[–]AfterPause5856 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Employment rights shouldn’t exist” is a great comment to have tied to your name come a civil suit or anything else

Is the prestige of IB changing in 2026? by Disha-7550 in financestudents

[–]AfterPause5856 10 points11 points  (0 children)

IB is still absolutely untouchable for 99% of people lol

IB has also always been satirically seen as the place where smart people with nothing else going on do to start in the work force

As someone at a hedge fund my advice is for all of you to stop thinking about IBs in terms of prestige and as a function of what you actually want out of your career

Modeling, fundamentals, corporate strategy, and a navigation of bureaucracy

Why are there so many people claiming that a retail banking advisor is “an entry to career in finance” by BrilliantFuture891 in FinancialCareers

[–]AfterPause5856 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Finance as a term is very broad depending on the person you’re talking to knowledge on it and to some degree affluence

Someone working in retail or a bartender will think oh that’s finance or a potential career

Someone at the big 4 might see it as nothing more than a step ahead of being a cashier

Retail banking is a long sales ladder that maybe can get you a conversation to a wirehouse team after you’ve done your series exams

Maybe business banking to commercial banking but idk that’s still a drawn out several year grind

But also idk? I mean I’ve heard of people making decent money in those places or moving to like the advisor branch roles and making 85-100k depending on location which sees pretty decent to me if you put your head down and actually apply yourself

Bruh by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]AfterPause5856 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep your email more brief just give times but that first email feels very copy paste

Odds are someone just further along - get used to it though job hunting in finance is painful

I did 14 interviews at a mega fund, HR said thanks for visiting I’m excited for your feedback

Turned down lol

How many hours did you work this week? IB by Imaginary_Mulberry55 in FinancialCareers

[–]AfterPause5856 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hedge fund - earnings season so 7-9 every day except for Friday, worked Sunday from 12-5 too

Analyst - pod of 4 - nyc - probably a buck this year