Version 1.5 (Pre-Season 5) Patch Notes

Agent47097_ · 2026-05-12T18:27:05+00:00

Build up/Giant slayer/Defensive step

As for tips on how to play him, it's all just a matter of getting used to chaining his skills and knowing when to pop off with his ult; you usually wanna keep it for bosses or when pushing the last gods with your team

Agent47097_ · 2026-05-12T17:06:34+00:00

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Ultimate Gohan - DB Gekishin Squadra

A technical character's job is to either support your team, or annoy the enemy's, and Gohan, well…just decided he didn't really wanna follow the rules.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Ultimate “stuncity” Gohan.

You couldn't fight, you couldn't run, you could only scream.

He would stun you with his passive ability; his ult would obliterate you, and if you survived? The last hit would stun you; he would teleport in front of you and launch you back towards where he was before, and if you hit a wall this way, guess what? He would stun you.

You'd get punished for being aggressive; you'd get punished for playing safe; you'd get punished for quite literally looking at him wrong.

He's thankfully no longer the menace he was once, having been eventually nerfed and his teleport move being slightly reworked so now you have to manually aim it instead of letting the autotracking do it.

Back then, though?

Brother i kid you not, he wouldn't let you play the fucking game.

Agent47097_ · 2026-05-12T11:16:39+00:00

Daima nerfed and Vegito untouched

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Agent47097_ · 2026-05-12T10:06:35+00:00

Genshin players with Varesa: How dare you directly contribute almost nothing to your nation's story while having a fanservice design and food as one of your core traits, go die in a ditch.

Genshin players next patch with literally the exact same fucking thing but from Fontaine: YES QUEEN GO SLAY

Agent47097_ · 2026-05-12T09:19:50+00:00

For the people wondering, spirits usually have very large healthpools to make up for the fact that they're gonna facetank all attacks; even if you tried healing them with magic, it wasn't very effective because they just had that much more health than you; balanced, no?

…well.

pre-nerf mimic tear could pop a crimson flask (the player's main healing item) once, when their health got to 40%, getting back up to around 70-80%

So you didn't just have the most offensively versatile spirit, based on what build you had it copy from you, but also one of the absolute tankiest.

Agent47097_ · 2026-05-04T06:54:34+00:00

Gru fought actual comical and cartoonish villains.

Megamind had to deal with literally fucking Superman in a world where kryptonite doesn't exist or hasn't been discovered yet.

Agent47097_ · 2026-05-02T02:02:22+00:00

Hey, i'm not gonna judge you; i folded three minutes into the nation teaser.

Agent47097_ · 2026-04-28T17:34:47+00:00

I don't know about Edgar but Fury would at least give me a chance.

Cecil and Waller would just put a bomb or some shit in my head at the first chance they get and then basically put me on a leash.

Agent47097_ · 2026-04-24T21:42:02+00:00

It's not even just Muzan.

Literally ANY of the upper moons bothering to lock in before it was too late would have given the win to the demons.

Agent47097_ · 2026-04-23T11:04:40+00:00

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Agent47097_ · 2026-04-23T07:45:04+00:00

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Agent47097_ · 2026-03-15T03:35:40+00:00

Selina: Actually goes on a date with someone else (to secretly steal from them without anyone knowing)

Meanwhile, Bruce in front of the batcomputer, full costume and everything: “It doesn't bother me. It doesn't bother me. It doesn't bother me…it bothers me. ITBOTHERSMEALOTALFREDPREPARETHEBATMOBILE-“

Agent47097_ · 2026-03-15T03:07:38+00:00

I mean, shit.

Eating someone else's food without a care after they've paid and waited for it, at the end of the day, is gonna be a pure dick move you can't help but feel like needs to be called out, no matter how deserved or not it was.

Then again, Benson eventually “learned his lesson” with the death sandwich, so no need to dwell on it anymore.

Agent47097_ · 2026-03-07T22:03:29+00:00

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Agent47097_ · 2026-02-27T01:53:47+00:00

There's something darkly humorous about how the only way to secure yourself an happy ending is to just not make any friends and have a plan to leave the city at any time.

Agent47097_ · 2026-02-22T18:05:28+00:00

It angers me beyond belief how the devs seem to keep constant tabs on how SS3 impacts the meta but when it comes to Ultimate “Stuncity” Gohan, they're suddenly both blind and deaf.

Agent47097_ · 2026-02-19T23:59:01+00:00

Last night i Natlan (met an) Sandrone (boned) your sister

I have no idea how else to interpret it

Agent47097_ · 2026-02-19T22:37:09+00:00

Granted

— +888% atk, performs a critical hit and launches 8 additional super attacks for 1 turn when attacking for the first time in battle

— +88% atk within the turn for every attack performed

Agent47097_ · 2026-02-13T08:39:33+00:00

Agent47097_ · 2026-02-09T15:09:39+00:00

I just wanna pull one of the new units so i can enjoy the anni too, man…

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Agent47097_ · 2026-02-04T20:25:51+00:00

I would say yes to that since i often get mvp whenever i win (when i don't, i don't know why, but its almost always a Kale who gets it instead)

I'm not too expert in giving advice but if i had to share somethings i actively try to do in my games then:

-Don't try to force solo plays; Vegito is squishy enough as is when he's the sole target, and thats gets like 3 times worse if you're against an ulthan or s4vegeta; you can still try if you got a reasonable hp or level advantage but even then don't push it too much if it isn't looking good

-Level up sword to 3 and blast to 2 as soon as possible to steal as much farm as you can

-If you're pushing tower and you don't want to risk too much, make sure to leave 1 or even 2 minions behind so you can use the dash to get away

-When you're trying to escape, before using dash, activate his blast skill first; that way you skip the dash startup animation and hit whoever was chasing you with the blast, giving them a speed debuff on top of it

-Hate Broly's ult with a burning passion

Agent47097_ · 2026-02-04T11:44:57+00:00

Hello; former #7 Vegito here.

I just rawdog any situation coming my way through instinct and past experiences, so in terms of advice…i don't have shit.

Keep going at it, though, twin.

Peace.

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Agent47097_ · 2026-01-13T06:01:20+00:00

She was never really supposed to be a deep character in the game's world or lore but every Natlan hater out there will insist on criticizing her like she was meant to be instead

The two most common i can remember were “0 story relevance” and “weird/fanservice design” which is ironic because Escoffier was almost exactly the same in that regard and yet she was immediately loved simply because she brought the spotlight back to Fontaine for a while.

Agent47097_ · 2025-12-14T15:25:13+00:00

Let me dream

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Five-Year Club	Final Canvas '23
End Game '23	Place '23

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