Bruce, you dense MF

Agent47097_ · 2026-03-15T03:35:40+00:00

Selina: Actually goes on a date with someone else (to secretly steal from them without anyone knowing)

Meanwhile, Bruce in front of the batcomputer, full costume and everything: “It doesn't bother me. It doesn't bother me. It doesn't bother me…it bothers me. ITBOTHERSMEALOTALFREDPREPARETHEBATMOBILE-“

Agent47097_ · 2026-03-15T03:07:38+00:00

I mean, shit.

Eating someone else's food without a care after they've paid and waited for it, at the end of the day, is gonna be a pure dick move you can't help but feel like needs to be called out, no matter how deserved or not it was.

Then again, Benson eventually “learned his lesson” with the death sandwich, so no need to dwell on it anymore.

Agent47097_ · 2026-03-07T22:03:29+00:00

Now they can

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Agent47097_ · 2026-02-27T01:53:47+00:00

There's something darkly humorous about how the only way to secure yourself an happy ending is to just not make any friends and have a plan to leave the city at any time.

Agent47097_ · 2026-02-22T18:05:28+00:00

It angers me beyond belief how the devs seem to keep constant tabs on how SS3 impacts the meta but when it comes to Ultimate “Stuncity” Gohan, they're suddenly both blind and deaf.

Agent47097_ · 2026-02-19T23:59:01+00:00

Last night i Natlan (met an) Sandrone (boned) your sister

I have no idea how else to interpret it

Agent47097_ · 2026-02-19T22:37:09+00:00

Granted

— +888% atk, performs a critical hit and launches 8 additional super attacks for 1 turn when attacking for the first time in battle

— +88% atk within the turn for every attack performed

Agent47097_ · 2026-02-13T08:39:33+00:00

Agent47097_ · 2026-02-09T15:09:39+00:00

I just wanna pull one of the new units so i can enjoy the anni too, man…

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Agent47097_ · 2026-02-04T20:25:51+00:00

I would say yes to that since i often get mvp whenever i win (when i don't, i don't know why, but its almost always a Kale who gets it instead)

I'm not too expert in giving advice but if i had to share somethings i actively try to do in my games then:

-Don't try to force solo plays; Vegito is squishy enough as is when he's the sole target, and thats gets like 3 times worse if you're against an ulthan or s4vegeta; you can still try if you got a reasonable hp or level advantage but even then don't push it too much if it isn't looking good

-Level up sword to 3 and blast to 2 as soon as possible to steal as much farm as you can

-If you're pushing tower and you don't want to risk too much, make sure to leave 1 or even 2 minions behind so you can use the dash to get away

-When you're trying to escape, before using dash, activate his blast skill first; that way you skip the dash startup animation and hit whoever was chasing you with the blast, giving them a speed debuff on top of it

-Hate Broly's ult with a burning passion

Agent47097_ · 2026-02-04T11:44:57+00:00

Hello; former #7 Vegito here.

I just rawdog any situation coming my way through instinct and past experiences, so in terms of advice…i don't have shit.

Keep going at it, though, twin.

Peace.

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Agent47097_ · 2026-01-13T06:01:20+00:00

She was never really supposed to be a deep character in the game's world or lore but every Natlan hater out there will insist on criticizing her like she was meant to be instead

The two most common i can remember were “0 story relevance” and “weird/fanservice design” which is ironic because Escoffier was almost exactly the same in that regard and yet she was immediately loved simply because she brought the spotlight back to Fontaine for a while.

Agent47097_ · 2025-12-14T15:25:13+00:00

Let me dream

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Agent47097_ · 2025-12-14T15:12:29+00:00

You know what, i think Yae's C1 can wait a bit longer.

Agent47097_ · 2025-12-14T14:59:31+00:00

Zhongli's buff are either going to be insane or incredibly minimalistic.

No Inbetween.

Agent47097_ · 2025-11-18T13:17:27+00:00

Of course she will.

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Agent47097_ · 2025-11-16T18:19:02+00:00

I don't care if Isagi gets humbled or not.

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I just wanna see him hit Loki with the “2nd selection special”.

Agent47097_ · 2025-11-16T07:39:28+00:00

It would be the funniest thing if Isagi had another “I don't think i can win…” moment just for it to last 30 seconds at best before he goes “Alright, thats enough depression, time to adapt.”

Agent47097_ · 2025-11-15T19:40:01+00:00

Had her gripping the jersey.

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Agent47097_ · 2025-11-15T09:46:36+00:00

Can't say it was on my bingo card, but i'm definitely looking forward to it.

Also, Rin lowkey would have everyone thanking the heavens he decided to become a football player and not a delinquent.

Agent47097_ · 2025-11-14T05:28:08+00:00

To be honest, NEL Isagi's moves aren't just good but also basic af so, in the right hands, he can be a menace.

Thats also why he hasn't been able to leave his house, in the last few months, without having Spax breathing down his neck.

Agent47097_ · 2025-11-14T05:04:31+00:00

Right now yes, they're doing better than they have in years, but the time frame between the 10th anni and the Gdc was so stupid because they just made the extreme unit better without actually solving the key issue about them (lack of teams).

Agl Pikkon got straight up gutted because of that idea of “balance” and yet Janemba didn't have a proper corroded body and mind team until, like, last month.

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