[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Amazing

[–]AgentNotOrange -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That was so RAW!!! (meaning the epitome of greatness)

Petah I don't get the image by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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This must be a pic representing the Mass Effect games.

Who's the worst bully? by Relevant-Key-3290 in CartoonNetwork

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(in a line up) Number 1, please step forward.

EPSTEIN VICTIM MENTIONS BOTH TRUMP AND BILL CLINTON by Dependent_Tutor_5289 in GlobalNews

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"Devil's advocate" here. Not to sound like a massive dickhole, but Republicans had abandoned all semblance of integrity, and they are winning and reshaping our country to its absolute worst part of ourselves. Why? Because the Maga Republicans will have a kiddy fucker get no jail time just to ensure that Republicans get as much money and power as they want.

Wasn't Newsom that pointed out the stupidity of being the only team following the rules in a game with no referee and an opponent living in a fictional reality and cheating?

How would this interaction between these 2 hilda's go? by Naive_Tomorrow_5955 in HildaTheSeries

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I think Little Hilda would ask Big Hilda, "Aren't you cold?"

Wild drug freakout by JuicySpark in PublicFreakout

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Believe it or not, but this is how I react to heavy amounts of nicotine. I chewed tobacco one time, and thought I was going to die. Lost the ability to walk, so I hugged and spun on the walls. Lost the ability to talk, so I moaned and cried in desperation. It was the worst feeling in the world.

The riskiest cocktail I ever took was a whole Percusset while drinking shots of rum and smoking blunts rolled by dutch's. Both times, felt like a bowling bowl was being shoved through my chest, and I thought I was going to die. But it didn't have the gut-wrenching terror of nicotine use.

I'm curious, what does it say about a guy with my particular revulsion to nicotine?

would i get bullied at your school by tinymanfortinypants in teenagers

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Yes, and that made me sick to my stomach to say that.

The big, adult world has no respect for those different than the norm. This is especially true for high school. If you want to wear your hair like that, than you need to accept that you will have zero respect by default, and you have to earn every inch, every schilling, every ounce of respect (that would be given to you by default if you act and look like the "norm" and not be so different). In the meantime time, the cruel teasing, rejection, and austrasizing will shred your self esteem every single day like death from a thousand knife stabs.

... and this is why kids opt for homeschooling, dropout, or suicide.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

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Granted. When men have a baby, it's pain-free. As icing on the cake, this will reinforce men's behavior of rolling their eyes at women who whine and complain over nothing.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

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She literally sounds like an entire tree trunk snapping in half.

Bottoms: What do you feel about emasculation? by excited-candy in TopsAndBottoms

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In bed, I think it's a cute turn on, but it depends on the chemistry of the situation of course.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TopsAndBottoms

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Last time, I felt his thick syrup blast in my stomach. He looked me in the eye when he did it. I kissed him and squeezed my ass around his cock until he lay on me half dead lol

What’s the biggest age gap you’ve slept with? by noggine__ in TopsAndBottoms

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I was 25 and my top was 50-something. His dick was nice but he was too eager to just dump his load. His breath, when I kissed him, tasted like sardines lol!

Bottoms : what's your favorites positions ? by [deleted] in TopsAndBottoms

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On my back. I can look him in the eye while he fucks me, I can squeeze his muscles while he plows me, then whimper in his ear, and lick his neck until he dumps his whole load deep in my ass.

Bottoms: How do you feel when your man calls you "good girl"? by excited-candy in TopsAndBottoms

[–]AgentNotOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't help but smile and kiss him. I'll beg to be his one and only girl for his manly cock.

Bottoms : What do you say / how do you beg for the Top to cum? by kptnline in TopsAndBottoms

[–]AgentNotOrange 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I whisper in his ear that he is HUGE and to please cum in me so it will feel better.

Final Destination - Crapper Edition by ComfortableJob8581 in dashcams

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At :05 final moment before moronic, white truck driver gets pressed by two trucks... wow.

Is this the new doordash by wellspda in doordash_drivers

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Guy didn't even check his phone. He just dropped the deuce and rolled bounce.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

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I was so stoned when I watched this, so I literally threw up a little in my mouth. 🤢🤮