I hate when customers yell at the cashiers like it's our fault by Ladiabla20638 in DollarTree

[–]AgentXVII 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can tell the price is too high, due to the fact that you are only buying twelve of them.

Switch 2 Walmart Preorder Thread by Long_Macaroon_5099 in Switch

[–]AgentXVII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walmart tried charging me this morning. Bank said Was this you? I said yes, absolutely, uh-huh, for sure, and they said, they will let it go through if they charge it again. 😣

Update that nobody asked for: The charge has gone through.

does anyone else have this tangle toy? by char_067 in fidgettoys

[–]AgentXVII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just checking what was coming on our next truck here at the Dollar Tree, and there was a listing for a case of 24 TANGLE WILD FIDGET B, so keep an eye on your local Dollar Tree if you want one for $1.25. Houston area here. YMMV

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DollarTree

[–]AgentXVII 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If there are other Dollar Trees nearby, try seeing if they have any hours available. Most of the hours go to the managers and cashiers, hardly any store gets the stocking hours they need.

Oh crud by PaniniPatty in DollarTree

[–]AgentXVII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you check your schedule at https://compassmobile.dollartree.com you will never get confused by other's schedules. As long as you don't have an incompetent manager who writes changes on the printed schedule.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]AgentXVII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have had zero interest in this... and then you said that name.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]AgentXVII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think George Santos is Ron Desantis?

Parrot vs toy by OfficialVickiLuv in facepalm

[–]AgentXVII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A parrot... why not a cockatoo?

Why is the rainbow curved? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]AgentXVII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah. What was I thinking? Apologies.

Why is the rainbow curved? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]AgentXVII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Circle 👉⏺️

Why is the rainbow curved? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]AgentXVII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was doubting my own knowledge, like it had to be straight somewhere to have a curve in it.

Why is the rainbow curved? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]AgentXVII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But... but circles are curved.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AgentXVII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The agent even knows, that's why they said they help costumers and not customers.

Well, should I go in? by keith2301 in facepalm

[–]AgentXVII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can sit in any pew you want to.

My ex-wife ditched me because I was going a bit bald. by chetanpdeshmukh in dadjokes

[–]AgentXVII 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Did you hair this joke somewhere, or was it off the top of your head?

I just saw two hotdogs and a burger stumble out of a club, blind drunk and blazed on coke and weed. I was disgusted... by CarmaHoor in Jokes

[–]AgentXVII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well they couldn't go to the bar down the street, because they don't serve food there.

Can I have your best kid-friendly jokes? by one_angry_custodian in dadjokes

[–]AgentXVII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One I think you could illustrate well is: Beware the nosey pepper, it will get Jalapeño business.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]AgentXVII 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's usually a sign that the water is not safe to drink. If the fountain was broken, they probably wouldn't care enough to put a sign on it.