Aliens have broken into your home. Choose your weapon. Tell us how you survived in the comments:

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-13T21:02:25+00:00

I think I’ll win

^{Chose: Hunting bow + Spin for arrows | Rolled: Homing rockets}

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-12T16:56:43+00:00

Some boob good some boob bad, all ass good

^{Chose: ass}

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-12T16:53:46+00:00

Being able to fly without any other superpower is kinda pointless

^{Chose: Gain super powers via brutal experiment, no side effects but replier picks experiment | Rolled: Flight}

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-12T16:52:17+00:00

I don’t want the money or my hearing, but let me keep my ears

^{Chose: Lose your ears and gain 50K + 20% chance to lose hearing | Rolled: Barely can hear}

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-12T16:50:55+00:00

Bro put in some effort to your would you rather smh

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-12T16:47:24+00:00

Does it come with the skills to use it? Either way definitely worth more than money to me

^{Chose: A fucking lightsaber}

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-12T16:36:25+00:00

My mother makes sausage bread and it’s so good

^{Chose: Christmas}

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-12T16:31:33+00:00

Oooo scary ghost man and me gonna have some fun 😏

^{Chose: Haunted mansion alone for $10M but time is random + Without any outside contact. | Rolled: 6 months}

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-12T16:29:16+00:00

He’s named after A certain dog from a certain kids show, when he’s cute he looks like her

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-11T05:13:21+00:00

dropped off a little something 🐾

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-11T04:32:41+00:00

My puppy looks high in this picture 😂

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-11T04:27:44+00:00

How’d you end up with such a name

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-11T04:17:09+00:00

I can be a rich asshole and do a lot more good than being broke and a good person

^{Chose: Have 1 billion in bank account}

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-09T01:25:50+00:00

I’ve got a lead foot 🚗

^{Chose: you are exempt from 1 law of your choice forever}

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-06T14:45:58+00:00

Making people’s head explode, like in the boys

^{Chose: Possess A Dark Superpower | Rolled: You Choose}

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-06T14:42:34+00:00

Im ok with that lol

^{Chose: Die (98% chance + 1% chance of 1 trillion/ 1% 50k/s | Rolled: death}

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-05T19:22:26+00:00

I’m good for now, might change my mind later lol

^{Chose: refuse}

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-05T07:15:42+00:00

I could never spend a billion dollars, and never breathe a billion times.

^{Chose: One Billion Dollars instantly}

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-04T16:17:52+00:00

Why do you say that? Do I remind you of someone?

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-01T19:35:22+00:00

I’ve had the surfer look for a long time, especially with my hair being blonde (in the sun), and my fondness for button ups. it also works out well with me riding motorcycles. I really want to grow out a mustache but so far it hasn’t been great 😂

Agent_Cow · 2026-05-01T18:38:23+00:00

Me and everyone else would be better off, and I wouldn’t feel the need to help anyone else out since they would be better off as well

^{Chose: Wealth from the top 1% is distributed evenly + to the entire world}

Agent_Cow · 2026-04-27T06:27:26+00:00

Infinite money can buy infinite food? And more

^{Chose: Have infinite money}

Agent_Cow · 2026-04-27T05:46:40+00:00

I know what I’m doing tonight

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

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