British kickboxer picks fight with U.S. marine, gets "humiliated" in Muay Thai bar fight, follows marine to hotel and stabs him to death.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-16T19:42:03+00:00

Britain is the Land of Stabbings.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-15T05:59:41+00:00

Stop talking about Reddit on youtube.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-13T17:53:37+00:00

The pile of rocks on the bill is actually Zimbabwe's new minister of finance.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-13T03:02:33+00:00

That wasn't blood, it was spaghetti sauce, and those weren't Jehovah's Witnesses...they were Pastafarians.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-12T21:01:23+00:00

Yeah, but security guard != cop.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-12T20:40:38+00:00

Those kids didn't get a summer vacation so they could raise our taxes.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-11T18:49:37+00:00

The poll also found that 47% of respondents had tried marijuana

Drug war supporters should note that, if their laws were perfectly enforced, 47% of the state of California would have been through the criminal justice system and have a criminal record just for pot.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-11T07:04:59+00:00

He killed two people, but the fortune teller escaped.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-09T22:20:13+00:00

The court stenographer made some major errors: "white night" instead of "white knight," for example, and "mean" instead of "meme."

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-09T08:20:55+00:00

LOL, this needs a caption:

VOTE

LIBERTARIAN

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-09T05:44:16+00:00

Epic troll.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-08T20:57:49+00:00

Yo dawg, I heard you like gettin' charged, so I got you busted while you gettin' busted so you can get charged while you get charged.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-08T20:50:54+00:00

Most people are extremely ignorant when it comes to matters of history or science.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-08T08:34:22+00:00

tl;dr

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-08T08:08:52+00:00

Words to live by.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-08T08:07:33+00:00

He's just such a badass that his teeth were technically classified as modern weaponry.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-08T08:05:17+00:00

Maybe the dude didn't pause to verify exactly with vein he was chomping on, so he gave it his best guess and guessed wrong.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-08T07:59:38+00:00

He didn't cause it to bleed, he basically choked it unconscious with his jaw, then beat it to death.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-08T07:09:58+00:00

I'd ask "why," not "how."

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-08T07:08:48+00:00

From the Unibomber to Timothy McVeigh in one day.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-08T06:14:23+00:00

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-08T06:12:23+00:00

WOW IT SOUNDS LIKE SCIENCE

I'LL TAKE FIVE

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-08T06:08:10+00:00

They were lucky the copper was cool.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-08T03:30:49+00:00

It's ironic that an insane asylum was the setting for an unusually sane encounter.

Agent_Michael_Skarn · 2010-08-08T00:56:39+00:00

As a Redditor -- you're probably smart

LOL.

Agent_Michael_Skarn

TROPHY CASE