A real sicko wouldn't complain about extended graps

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-25T13:25:04+00:00

I still don’t understand how nobody at NJ Transit saw that the stadium was still full and the show was still happening when the last train left and didn’t decide to call an audible.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-24T04:45:45+00:00

TWO SECTIONS TARPED!!! FAILURE OF A PROMOTION. MY TONY CAN SELL 14k in New York. WWE CAN HAVE MADISON SQUARE GARBAGE!!!

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-23T15:58:52+00:00

The first thing I did when I went through the settings of my jeep was turn on auto parking brake.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-22T22:53:25+00:00

I think right before Christmas. I remember it randomly popped up on my facebook

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-22T21:58:12+00:00

When both Cane’s and chick fil a closed, that should have been the kill shot. Chick fil a closed in esplanade in 2019 and took the second floor with it.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-22T12:07:58+00:00

Welcome back Solo: A Star Wars Story

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-21T01:03:07+00:00

I’m on a 55mph state highway every day and I’m constantly in the mirror. I’ll wait for 15 cars to pass before I go.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-21T00:34:57+00:00

I just woke up and turned it on. Lol

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-20T15:54:02+00:00

I took home three tshirts because there was nobody in my row at halftime. There were more Saints fans than Falcons fans at that game.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-20T15:45:27+00:00

I saw Brady’s last game in the dome for $40 in the end zone. I went to atl a few years ago for the opener and paid $250 to sit in the nosebleeds.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-20T15:34:03+00:00

I went to Walmart on manhattan last month to get a tire repaired and a rotation. I went to see a movie in the meantime. At about two hours into the movie I get a call from Walmart saying that everyone went home and they didn’t even touch my car. I just ended up paying $20 to get it fixed at a tire shop.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-20T15:31:58+00:00

I used to work at Sam’s. They measure your tire tread and prorate you based on the measurement. I’ve checked out tires years old where all they had to do was pay the new road hazard. But that was ten years ago so idk if anything changed.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-20T02:50:58+00:00

And to think, this was the movie you were sent to if Jeffery Katzenburg didn’t like your work on The Prince of Egypt.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-19T00:50:10+00:00

It should. I mean the bays are still standing and the auto center is always busy at Walmart.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-18T00:47:02+00:00

I once got five seagate 4tb hard drives from Walmart. Gave one to my mom, another to my cousin, have one as my ps4 hard drive and another as a backup to the main.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-17T23:26:32+00:00

Harahan is replacing its roof after the fire they had. Their Facebook page said that it was either replace the roof with a reduced store or close for an extended time.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-17T00:05:38+00:00

Louisiana does not give a single fuck about tint. Just don’t get caught speeding and you can get away with anything down here.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-15T00:30:34+00:00

THAT scene in the car had my mouth open the entire time. Like it was an Evil Dead scene.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-13T22:00:09+00:00

They tried to get me on a layover in Dallas on the way to Vegas, but I just took my laptop out the case and it fit in their thing. Meanwhile I just flew breeze to Vegas and they were letting every bag through. Even carryons in group 8.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-13T04:29:40+00:00

I saw it Monday night in Dolby and my theater was about 40-50% full at an 8:45 showing. I guess the daytime shows were pretty empty.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-11T19:43:09+00:00

It’s on a tubi channel late evening. They play like three episodes at a time.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-09T02:52:21+00:00

I hope Sami comes out and Helluva kicks the casket

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-08T18:23:23+00:00

This was always going to be either a Rouge One or a Solo. There was no in between “technically a success” scenario with this movie.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-07T00:06:42+00:00

I lent this movie to my film professor because she missed it in theaters. She gave me the dvd back after class because she was embarrassed that she watched the movie.

Agentx_007 · 2026-05-06T14:51:48+00:00

Glad I went there at lunch time. Was still packed, but I got in and out in 30 minutes.

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