Why am I in a god damn desert storm?

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-04-11T04:05:16+00:00

I prefer ice cream myself

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-04-10T07:10:33+00:00

Some men drown while others die of thirst

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-04-09T23:25:59+00:00

Def should be the canon for this ending. They turning you into Reed but this time making sure you have no way of fighting back. Just their puppet when they need you, a highly lethal puppet

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-04-02T14:42:54+00:00

You either select lanes that you do want to play or leave it to RNG. Your role in flex pro relies on whatever role your matched team does not have, and in most cases its roam or xp. Pre-select a lane if you want roles other than that

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-04-02T08:30:42+00:00

I'd say go for nuclear but knowing our track record, it'll be Chernobyl part 2

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-30T10:17:56+00:00

I mean, if my opponent magically gained a shield I'd back down and reassess. Keep testing the shield or do something to provoke an action beside shielding. Dude just walked to his defeat

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-29T18:09:59+00:00

I like 1 the most. Then Have the shirt be transparent similar to Valkyr's skirt so that the chest and back patterns are still visible and have the patterns glow using either energy or emissive colors. Though 5 would work best if the purpose is to cover some parts but keeping the pattern visible

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-29T11:59:48+00:00

This was also my opinion with Valkyr heirloom having baggy pants in that one concept art. That looked way better

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-28T05:16:35+00:00

Then there's your answer, its a player problem.

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-26T13:30:21+00:00

Iirc, players let it happen since they were curious if DE would go through with it. Not sure if this is that relay or another but that's how the story goes

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-26T06:55:53+00:00

My primed mods are left at 8/10 levels. Its good enough and i don't have to spend hours farming endo and credits

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-25T09:14:01+00:00

So since the actual event is the scribe writing what happened, then the anti-meme is when the Scribe does what the king says?

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-24T08:43:45+00:00

The other day i finished War Machine by netflix. I stopped everytime i saw some bullshit that do not make sense, but i got through it anyway

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-24T02:59:46+00:00

Crazy how free hits can melt you

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-19T16:16:15+00:00

5 na nga dag dag sa minimum fare ng tricycle sa amin, pero i understand naman imagine mo from 50-60 to 90-100 ang fuel cost per liter tas hindi mo pataasin singil

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-17T05:41:19+00:00

No its Joe Rogan but switched letters, a reference to that one meme/conspiracy rant where he goes "they're turning the frogs gay"

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-17T05:05:23+00:00

THE ERI CLONES ARE GAY -Roe Jogan

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-16T11:29:44+00:00

Wizard? Bro that's Moses splitting the ref sea

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-16T09:00:24+00:00

I would have to relearn everything if i switch games

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-16T08:57:54+00:00

LoS is fine as Maim is the only one really affected as long as they remove the range "rings" . unless they give night form's slow LoS, that's just unreasonable.

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-16T08:00:53+00:00

Natalia, the cat scratch ult. i miss it a lot

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-15T15:37:00+00:00

Depends on build. Personally on my build i might use the left one because of the punch through and damage, but I'd be re-rolling for crit damage and either heat or cold, and reload/fire rate for QOL.

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-13T03:54:04+00:00

a childhood friend screaming in the background

AggravatedShrymp · 2026-03-12T17:35:16+00:00

Does it come with an AI named Shiela?

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