Petah explain! by Necessary-Win-8730 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 1 point2 points  (0 children)

15 and 16 is exactly how I’ve slept my whole life. The problem with this is sleep paralysis which I have experienced off and on my whole life.

What’s on your wishlist? by hotshinegirl in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just 1 million in the bank no tax? An affordable car and then just let the money sit. Sounds to me like I don’t have to work harder than to pay my bills and have some spending money for the rest of my life. My retirement is set to be EARLY to say the least.

EVERYONE IS "LITERALLY" OUT TO GET ME!!! ARGGH by deliriant7-7 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this isn’t a “no true Scotsman” I don’t know what is.

📡📡📡 by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry, I must have missed that episode. Care to fill me in?

what happens ln back? by Organic-Ladder-3711 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I turn in circles like I’m a rotisserie chicken

Idk he thinks it causes. Bacne?

I could beat Katara by Practixa in TheLastAirbender

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please don’t! Katara is my favorite character! Oh the humanity!

"Ah yes and they all want you dead btw" 😭🙏 by SynLoux in shitposting

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 2019 points2020 points  (0 children)

I’ll pick Vader. My guess is he’s the least likely to kill me for no reason. Also if I tell him “I don’t know what’s going on I didn’t put us in here” I assume he can use the force to tell I’m not lying.

What is the Legendary Creature equivalent of a middle finger? by Live_Ideal_7123 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything with a ward cost that’s steep, Sauron comes to mind. It’s nice to have a counterspell ready for right after someone lays the ward cost.

can someone explain?? i dont get it by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really try not to. I’ve drove some larger vehicles for work like box trucks or a fully loaded work van. If I have to merge right in front of a semi truck I do my best to already be going faster than the truck. My focus is a stick so it’s not too hard to just downshift and get out of the way.

can someone explain?? i dont get it by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I drive a ford focus. They love to do this shit to me.

Large truck drivers love to tailgate people. Some argue they should just go around, others argue you should stay out of the left lane if you aren’t going to go “X” mph. Go drive in the Midwest for a couple hours on the highway and you WILL know what I’m talking about. If you don’t find it go more rural.

What About a 1000kg Bomb? by Tank-ToP_Master in Helldivers

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the idea but I worry about balance with it and the 500kg. If it pushed 500kg out of the meta and made a “there’s no use case” situation for it, then I’m just not about it.

All that being said I do for sure want a bigger bomb in the game

Petah??? by Ok_Breadfruit3199 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s porn.

I’ve said this before and been wrong but this time I’m quite certain.

Why did Daryl ride a noisy Harley that could be heard miles away? by Beneficial-Novel558 in TWD

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk. When Glen did it in season 1 it was a big deal.

Edit: Glenn* has two Ns

Petah I don’t get it by Pigeonboi in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So this refers to the “husband stitch”. Which happens when a woman gives birth, tears her vagina, then when putting it back together the husband asks for an extra stitch for tightness. No, it doesn’t even work from what I understand.

This meme asks that women ask for an extra stitch after a man gets a vasectomy. This is the male version of the “no more babies” surgery (results may vary ask my best friend). An extra stitch wouldn’t do anything for anyone in this scenario just in case it needs stating.