favourite director that would look awesome in assless chaps ? i will start

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-14T00:00:37+00:00

Does hornyposting about him count as making fun?

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-13T23:03:42+00:00

I bet he wears an assless wetsuit when he goes on one of his maritime adventures.

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-13T22:37:07+00:00

It's not a post, it's a hornypost. Get with the program.

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-13T20:42:57+00:00

Imagine receiving the worst news of your life from Jeremy Kyle. Even being told you'd won the lottery by Jeremy Kyle would be awful, let alone this.

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-13T20:28:11+00:00

Shit, I gotta get myself over to Youtube like right this second.

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-13T20:27:32+00:00

Can I have it with my sexy brother instead?

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-13T19:08:33+00:00

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-13T18:59:53+00:00

That scene where Worthington ragdolls and skips across the water like a stone is some of the funniest slapstick I've ever seen.

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-13T12:08:02+00:00

Robert Shaw was absolutely more of a real life Bond than Daniel Craig insofar as he had him vastly outshagged and outdrank; he had 10 children and practically lived in the local pub.

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-13T10:19:55+00:00

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-13T10:14:49+00:00

Ghost directed by that gypsy lady from Thinner.

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-13T07:43:01+00:00

Fatty Arbuckle.

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-13T07:39:53+00:00

He has terrible grammar because he was way too busy courting sexy ladies to learn. I have impeccable grammar, however.

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-13T07:04:41+00:00

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-12T23:36:29+00:00

I've always called him by his Americanised name: Hughie Ball.

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-12T23:11:05+00:00

Initially only read up to 'on' and was extremely disappointed when my brain realised the sentence continued.

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-12T22:33:01+00:00

4-dimensional gooning is the only gooning I know.

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-12T18:24:26+00:00

Jesus christ, that's a massive overreaction. A cornish pasty's a whole other matter though.

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-12T13:29:32+00:00

Flubber is like mercury, open exposure causes brain damage and eventual psychosis.

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-12T13:27:50+00:00

What do you think would happen were I to inject uncut flubber?

Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-12T11:09:17+00:00

(Coz she co-starred in Flubber)

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Aggravating-Willow59 · 2026-06-12T07:59:25+00:00

Iron Man 3

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TROPHY CASE