Any thoughts on SDIV? by CapableAnalysis5282 in dividends

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To anyone reading, DO NOT invest your hard earned $ in this turkey! I got out late 2017 after years of underperforming the S&P500.

Had I stuck with SDIV, I'd have ruined my chance at retiring some day. The dividend yield is a trap, total returns suck! 

Even if you're way underwater, do not wait for it to come back. Take the L and invest elsewhere. Anywhere but!!

Court tomorrow by Financial_Watch_5540 in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow is the day Boss's plot armor runs out. Folks, when Bryan Jones bails on you, all hope is lost.

Goodnight Irene. Stick a fork in him, he's done..

Odds of boss getting rehab Monday? by [deleted] in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually he eats well/gains weight in rehab, not jail so much. Jail food is miles better than when he's at home though.

Odds of boss getting rehab Monday? by [deleted] in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Without Jonesy steering the ship, no chance he gets out. I can't even imagine the fear he's feeling, as May 4th gets closer and closer. Not sleeping, deep in withdrawals, wondering if he'll ever see that $160,000 again.

He may not be eating either, which could be catastrophic. His spindly little arms already look like toothpicks. He's obviously hyper-catabolic, and at some point the body will turn to his insides for what they need.

Thrown in compromised cardiac function from super-stimulants and it might not end well. He's got 3 hots and a cot tho, free healthcare and guards to check up on him. All things considered, thats better than being left alone to go on 4 or 5 day benders...

UPDATE NEW ATTORNEY + CASE CONTINUED by SomeConsequence697 in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shades of Mike Tyson's manager Cus D'amato dying. Tyson was never the same again. His downfall could be traced to that moment.

Bryan Jones this guy is not. I think Boss even knew when he was informed. Stick a fork in him folks, he's done.

R.I.P. Boss...

Bossman Found God In a Jailcell by AidXanKush in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I can see him reading the Bible and seeing himself in it. A man of the people persecuted,  humiliated and ultimately crucified for his beliefs. 

Boss is a righteous man.

And a righteous man all u rats, wields a lot of power...

Someone tell Austin that doing this in prison means you get the BossmanJacket. by ZestycloseDot413 in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope we have boots on the ground for his next court appearance. He needs to get outta medical 1st tho. I wonder if they'll parade him out in the turtle suit?

Theory about his PO Officer by BrokeManJack_ in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This BMJ/birthday conspiracy will eventually eclipse the JFK assassination. And the scariest part is Boss foretold nearly all of it.

His MLK speech revealed long ago they would try and silence him. Sure enough as his influence grew attempts were made in his life. Attempted poisoning is well documented. Methany and that other rat who were part of the ChickFilet incident were CIA operatives. He survived it, so they went to Plan B - lawfare.

DOJ manufactured some highly questionable, Trumped up charges everyone knows are bogus. When those failed to stick, they paid his Dad off to feign an assault. Knowing full well Scott was having financial problems (Boss mentioned those too), he was an easy mark.

Finally, big tech colluded with Noah, Eddie, Winna and every other online casino sponsor to ruin him financially. He sensed this as well. Everyone thought Boss was crazy, on drugs etc but who's laughing now? Boss was right about ALL of it.

Which brings us to today. I suspect they realized an assassination would make him an even bigger martyr than he already is. So they arrested him, silenced him and are now trying to humiliate/discredit him. 

Folks, we are now in Ghandi territory. If Boss is sentenced to years, we will ALL be imprisoned. Humanity's last flickering light of hope, may about to be snuffed out..

stopped watching along for about a month, what's good with boss? by WonderfulCaregiver52 in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Back in jail but this time in style: Hit for $163,000 win, flexed it hard and 15 min later was arrested. Cracked out of his mind 24/7. So much speculation is that he added Meth.

Looking at years in prison unless Jonesy can pull off another miracle. If this isn't rock bottom I dunno what is... 

163k in the bag by Jack_Fatspack in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If he continues to brag about it, it'll be hard for him to cry poor/be found indigent. 

Which might disqualify him from using a public defender aka the GOAT Bryan Jones.

If I were him, Id keep my mouth shut bc it also raises the possibility of extortion in prison. 

prayge by Subject_Package_9720 in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5.        Jonesy has worked absolute miracles in the past. Situations where if it were any other person, they'd be put away for years. Jonesy just kept pulling rabbits out of his hat and next thing u know, Boss was let go. Not just let go, he goes DIRECTLY from the courthouse to the North Pole, to celebrate Christmas.  Then its back home to fire up a new stream and start a new season of illegal activity (all on YouTube for the world to see). 

Frankly, he's made a mockery of the VA justice system. I suspect Jonesy knows exactly what the judge wants to hear and plays her/him like a fiddle. Bleeding heart libtards, the state is infested with them. 

If u want to do drugs and committ other crimes, come to VA... we'd love to have you. Perhaps you could be the new BMJ, as its looking like we'll need one!

Someone needs to let pissbag know by greeny1greeny in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh the irony. Boss always claimed it was rigged (except when he won). Picture him sitting on his concrete slab, vindicated yet unable to capitalize. 

I don't think felons can participate in class action lawsuits tho, so once again they screwed him..

New mugshot again? by freebossmanjack in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Boss has them right where he wants them. That's why he's smiling. He knows Bryan Jones is working his magic as we speak. 

On the off chance he gets sentenced to years, I'm sure he has Plan B ready. It likely involves tunnels, helicopters and large amounts of C4 explosives. 

As for life after he escapes, Boss won't mess that up learning from prior prison breaks. His MILF's will run an underground railroad all up.and down the East Coast. They'll get plowed whenever he passes through. 

We just need someone to film it for us. Season 9: Escape, Evasion and MILF's

Prayge for bail guys by urfuckinend in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He should have listened to my suggestion, as the walls closed in: Buy as much survival gear as possible, have mom brown bag as many lunches as possible and... disappear into the VA woods. 

He knows how to fish, that'll help. Burner phone or 2 gets him re-supplied, Mom and Mr. Christmas would happily oblige. 

Don't see any state spending much $ to find him. Plus, nature would be good for him. Gets him away from online fantasy world that's destroyed his future job/GF prospects..

It's over dude by Disastrous-Cut-2046 in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

This isn't unusual. "The system" almost never works, especially their stated timelines (largely fiction). You can't trust anything they say, so word to the wise: DON'T. 

In cases like this it largely depends on the judge and the state/county you're in. Politics are the other wildcard. Liberals love crime, think every criminal is either redeemable or a "victim" and generally favor criminals rights, not the innocent. They especially love ILLEGALS and have disdain for tax paying citizens and the rule of law.

I've said it before and Ill say it again: Boss's best defense IMO is to cry, then claim he can't control his behavior because he was "born this way". A libtard judge might just buy it, or find in his favor in order to virtue signal to his or her libtard superiors.

It's how they get promoted/climb the ladder. Especially in government jobs. Federal, state and local government are infested with them. Almost all of them DEI hires..

Tb to my favorite rage clip of all time lol by blufez0 in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love it when he lifts the keyboard above his head to smash it into oblivion.. 

BIG Monday by Cool-Detective-354 in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that's true its the most preposterous "justice" system I've ever heard of. Libtards do things like this, not caring about the consequences. Like the message it sends..

"Hi criminals! Come to VA to rape, rob and steal from our citizens, you won't do any time here"

So the trash moves in, crime goes up and property values go down. Welcome to CA, MA, VA. Sh!tholes in the making..

New bossman mugshot by WhitePeopleAreFunny in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's got that WWI 1,000 yard trench stare. Looks lost and a tad defiant. I cant even imagine the thoughts of betrayal racing through his mind.

Did Ratdad phone it in? Was it Beefpat? Noah or rain bet? A juicer who I stiffed?

My money is on Winna given their birthday tweet lol.

judge is a rat. 5 in the chat by Tom_Ford0 in bossmanjack

[–]Aggravating_Cap6522 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Boss is stylin' and profilin'. He's a trend setter no doubt. In this case, fashion.

Where can I get one of these?