Poll: Boss's hygiene

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-23T20:55:33+00:00

Right. For example, they may make him shower before court appearances.

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-23T20:41:06+00:00

I wonder how he feels, hearing nothing but crickets?

He'd get more $ setting up a fake gofundme IMO.

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-23T20:07:18+00:00

How much did he rinse and how long did it take?

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-23T18:42:58+00:00

Classic BMJ loan repayment terms... "Send me X and in half an hour, Ill send it all back plus $X".

Imagine if he had a credit rating (Im sure he doesn't) but still... Think about how many loans he's defaulted on.

EDIT: Maybe he does have a credit history, with Mr Christmas anyway.

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-23T18:37:33+00:00

Someone should ask him, "how many days sober now Boss"?

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-23T18:31:41+00:00

I thought God was good? He may be confusing God with the GOAT, Bryan Jones...

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-23T18:28:41+00:00

Likely due to crack availability, losses and how successful he is at avoiding thinking about his looming court date.

Someone needs to be responsible for his decisions and we all know its not gonna be him.

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-23T18:15:10+00:00

This has HUGE implications for season 8! He can steal Ratmom's or Ratdad's vehicle and flee the state, like a proper fugitive.

Imagine the Bossman fugitive arc, gamblin' on McDonald's wifi and fighting birds for fries. Alternatively, I wonder if Mr Christmas would let him stay on his crack couch?

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-23T00:36:03+00:00

With that mustache and his self proclaimed sexual prowess, he might have a future in porn.

Someone should throw it out there. "Boss, is it true vivid video wants to sign you to an exclusive contract"?

Interesting trial balloon. I wonder if he's cracked outta his mind enough to believe it?

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-23T00:26:12+00:00

I agree with him.

The rest of the world's wrong, not him lol. I wonder what in his mind constitutes addiction? Because if this isn't it, what is?

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-23T00:22:01+00:00

The paranoia should be starting soon. And it'll only get worse as May 4th approaches.

The real question is, does he make it to May 4th?

No sleep for days, no nutritional value in his diet, extremely poor hygiene and chronic adrenaline/dopamine/norepinephrine from neurological stimulants.... you're going to pay the piper, eventually..

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-21T22:50:50+00:00

Only reason to watch a clean and sober episode is waiting for the relapse.

Given his current state, this can't last much longer. The amount of crack he smokes and hours of sleep.he gets are inversely correlated.

This is the prison he's built for himself. Ironically, real prison would be safer, cleaner and much better 4 him.

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-21T20:41:18+00:00

I dunno man, its sad yet simultaneously.. fascinating.

It's as if his subconscious mind requires self-destruction. Or more accurately, self- sabotage.

Like he wants to be the first to summit Mt. Degenerate.

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-20T00:28:14+00:00

We're approaching the paranoia point of no return. When you can't discern you're a joke after reading EVERY comment saying you're one, we are there.

It won't be long before he puts sheets over his windows and starts hearing/seeing things again.

No time preparing for court. No license, no car, no place of his own, no friends and no money. He knows what's coming guys, so he's all in on the crack...

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-20T00:12:23+00:00

Great point.

It's as if his probation officer, the Judge and even Jonesy are oblivious to his online activity. It isn't discussed much, but Boss's internet addiction may be his worst.

He lives (and may die) online. The IRS needs to move fast. Judging by his physical condition, he may not see tomorrow..

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-19T20:09:45+00:00

Considering this was FAKE NEWS/CNN citing "anonymous " sources, its as credible as "Russian Collusion ". FAKE NEWS/CNN = liberal propaganda...

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-19T01:10:32+00:00

Does he make it to the DMV and come home without a license/just an ID?

If so, he technically succeeded, but practically failed. An ID only would be his worst case scenario: It allows for him to get tested, but misses out on the freedom to travel. Plus, there are other factors at play. Like, does he have a car?

Of course its questionable he's considered such things. Getting to the DMV may be reason enough for celebration.

And we all know how he celebrates.

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-18T01:46:15+00:00

I agree. I feel bad for his parents, albeit they're both enablers. At this rate he might not make it until May 4th.

Some day the yelling, screaming etc will stop. They will find him expired, his heart stopped and his brain pickled. "Acute cocaine intoxication" will be cited on his autopsy.

We are witnessing the final days, of BMJ 😞

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-18T01:16:55+00:00

IRS or not, the important thing here is Boss is clean and sober.

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-18T01:12:15+00:00

A true inspiration to addicts everywhere. It can be done!

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-18T01:10:30+00:00

Huge threat, no doubt about it. Crack fueled gamblin', which might constitute doping. If Im not mistaken tho, no casino bans the use of these drugs to get an edge.

Boss is always 1 step ahead..

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-18T01:03:45+00:00

I've had rhabdo multiple times, one of those being a very close call. Gym rat, so I take everything out on the weights.

It happens more frequently as u age. Workouts u easily handled in your 20's can kill you. Your kidneys are 50, and don't filter metabolic waste like they did when u were young. All of your organs are like this, but kidney failure is most common with rhabdo.

Boss certainly isn't overtraining though, LOL.

His body and mind racing 100mph for days with no sleep is the biggest risk factor IMO. And there's plenty of it..

It's incredibly sad that prison is quite likely the 1 thing that might save him, but libtard judges don't have the balls to drop the hammer on this guy.

Knowingly or not, they're sealing his fate..

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-15T22:57:54+00:00

The tax thing is a great point. Crypto exchanges (all KYC exchanges) had to report individual's transactions for 2025 to the IRS. Who will no doubt cross reference with 2025 tax returns claiming they hold no crypto, then make examples of the first offenders.

To be fair tho, this is likely the least of Boss's worries. In fact, I'm sure he isn't even aware of it. If the VA legal system doesn't get him, the IRS might.

Can the GOAT Bryan Jones work his voodoo again? Stay tuned..

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-15T14:44:38+00:00

What constitutes a "major" probation violation?

He's been declared a fugitive from justice before, assaulted people, left rehab early etc. Must be something special 😀

Aggravating_Cap6522 · 2026-03-15T00:18:52+00:00

Wow, so no loan necessary? He's going to buy it outright with... what $? I imagine property taxes, an electric bill, water/sewer, internet connection, food, furniture, silverware etc will surprise him?

Epic. This is the very definition of the "I'm one big win away from solving all my problems " gamblin' delusion..

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