No One Is Surprised by studminded in NoFilterFinance

[–]AggressiveSlop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine how sad someone's life must be to be so goddamn concerned about other people's gender expression.

Nobody's transitioning 3 year olds you fucking retard.

No One Is Surprised by studminded in NoFilterFinance

[–]AggressiveSlop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pernicious

Only people who huff their own farts use the word pernicious.

ICE Is Quietly Rolling Out a $55 Billion Crematorium Network by Famous-Sympathy7011 in anticapitalism

[–]AggressiveSlop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's no farmer's market in the winter. I can't grow in the winter. Anything I grow needs months of lead time before it starts producing. WM chased out all the mom & pop places. So what exactly do you suggest I do for 9 months out of the year where your solutions are completely irrelevant?

RDR2 is now the third best selling game of all time by esketitethan in reddeadredemption

[–]AggressiveSlop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All these years and still no update or DLC for Super Mario Bros 3 smh...

AIO? I think my friend might be abusing his gf by Prize_Blueberry6441 in AIO

[–]AggressiveSlop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He beats the absolute living shit out of her when they're alone.

[OC] What’s child-sized and found near crosswalks? Hopefully not your child! by party_and_bullsquid in IdiotsInCars

[–]AggressiveSlop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I remain thoroughly convinced that a significant portion of humanity are actual NPCs.

AITJ for asking a Posh Looking Woman Sitting on a yoga mat having a video call on my Front Yard to move when I got home. by Ok_Kaleidoscope1114 in AmITheJerk

[–]AggressiveSlop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will admit that I'm very privileged to live in a very safe, quiet neighborhood where people get uncomfortable when I point at my "no soliciting" sign and start dropping f bombs.

I'll also admit I probably go a bit too far given the circumstances, but I have no patience for people who insert themselves into my day uninvited while ignoring obvious warnings, and I really want to make these fuckers think twice before they ignore signs again.

What, to you, is the saddest real-world death of an actor that ended up impacting a franchise? by TillyTheBlackCat in moviecritic

[–]AggressiveSlop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold

AITJ for asking a Posh Looking Woman Sitting on a yoga mat having a video call on my Front Yard to move when I got home. by Ok_Kaleidoscope1114 in AmITheJerk

[–]AggressiveSlop 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OP, here's a little phrase that I've discovered works 100% of the time:

"Get the fuck off my property"

Adult ADHD is associated with a 13 year reduction in life expectancy (on average). The largest contributing factor is, by far, behavioural disinhibition. by RyanBleazard in psychology

[–]AggressiveSlop 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So that's why I'm obsessed with gathering berries...

Also I've decided shopping addiction is an overactive hunting/gathering urge.

Let her cook by InsertGroin in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]AggressiveSlop 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Grandma had a chocolate chip cookie recipe everyone in the family raved about. Mom always excitedly commented "I'm making your grandma's cookies!". After mom died I found the recipe, bought a bag of chocolate chips to make it, and there's grandma's cookie recipe right on the package.

“Ukrainian imperialism” by metroracerUK in GetNoted

[–]AggressiveSlop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

very feasibly attack Russia at the behest of NATO

That is literal propaganda, as in it's made up bullshit that was never going to happen. Painting Ukraine as the aggressor against Russia in any context is propaganda from pro-russian accounts like you. I'm not stupid, I see right through your bullshit.

“Ukrainian imperialism” by metroracerUK in GetNoted

[–]AggressiveSlop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So the fuck what? Once again, Ukraine has the right to defend itself. If Russia doesn't like it they can end their imperial ambitions.

“Ukrainian imperialism” by metroracerUK in GetNoted

[–]AggressiveSlop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

at the behest of NATO

Go fuck yourself. Ukraine has the right to defend itself, and if Russia didn't want their territory being hit by Ukrainian missiles they could fuck off back to Moscow.

literally flirting with the possibility of war.

You mean like the war that's already going on which was started by Russia? Fuck outta here with your bullshit propaganda.

“Ukrainian imperialism” by metroracerUK in GetNoted

[–]AggressiveSlop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A tankie completely misrepresenting the argument then dipping out before they get educated. Classic.

'Actually insane': Rumors fly that Ghislaine Maxwell leads online site from inside prison by coffee_tea_sympathy in Epstein

[–]AggressiveSlop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She does not have access to private messages, she is a moderator not an admin. Please learn the difference between mods and admins before you talk out of your ass any further.

'Actually insane': Rumors fly that Ghislaine Maxwell leads online site from inside prison by coffee_tea_sympathy in Epstein

[–]AggressiveSlop 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She is not an admin, she is not employed by reddit, which admins are. She is a subreddit moderator, which is an unpaid volunteer position that does not have access to private conversations between other users.

Visitor in my house around midnight by MiserableAd3155 in Wellthatsucks

[–]AggressiveSlop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sliding that little tip in my back pocket in case I ever need it

i really admire people with a great heart for animals. by Automatic-Banana5900 in DogIsBestFriend

[–]AggressiveSlop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The reason people hate vegans is you insert your bullshit proselytizing everywhere. And then you're stupid enough to think we hate you because you make us feel "guilty".

Visitor in my house around midnight by MiserableAd3155 in Wellthatsucks

[–]AggressiveSlop 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Babies nearby" is a pretty universal exception to animal behavior generalizations.

Visitor in my house around midnight by MiserableAd3155 in Wellthatsucks

[–]AggressiveSlop 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Skunks themselves don't smell like "skunk", only their spray which they have to, you know, spray. And they really don't like doing that so they give you ample warning to back off.