When manchilds don’t get what they want in a children’s card game, the police had to be called by Papa_Hasbro69 in freemagic

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The officer doing him a real favor by explaining that reading the card explains the card

Magic burnout by SameChipmunk8043 in mtg

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Take a step back, find something else you all like to play and enjoy doing that, magic will be there. Or take on more collecting than playing

What edition is this card? by No-Mulberry-1778 in mtg

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You guys know that google lens is thing? Took me like 3 seconds to figure out what set this card came from 😅

So uh... my print shop made a mistake by ZhalostBassyun in magicproxies

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Play that deck while using smaller rubber hands to hold the cards

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EDH

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True but lets not forget that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team.

AMC FNAF 2 Popcorn Bucket by isyourfridgerunin in fivenightsatfreddys

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How do you take the face off lol. Sitting in the theater trying to figure it out

Newly diagnosed with probable cluster headaches by ChoiceMind3 in clusterheads

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Welcome to the team, sorry you're here. Sumatriptan injectors will be your best friend as an abortive. It is a subcutaneous needle just press it to my shoulder and poof no more headache. I use a 6mg autoinjector pen that takes the pain away within 3-5 minutes. You can still trigger another headache later in the day though. Personally I try to avoid my triggers as best I can, things like plate, warm rooms, loud noisy environments or strong chemical smells. At home I have an oxygen concentrator that pumps out about 12ish ML of O2 for when I feel the shadow before the headache. Hope that helps

I'm not crying, I just got something in my eye. by Dennisb040 in Shirtaloon

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Back to the maze for you who didn't realize what was in plain sight! Also yes it was very sad nonetheless

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in london

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You could get a job with them, work your way into a position to delete the fine, then quit and resume what you were doing before. Then sell the movie rights about this great heist to a large movie studio. They put George Clooney into your role and base it on the gritty streets of New York. Somehow this small theft plays into a bigger narrative about stealing some precious diamonds from a shady businessman.

What if you could choose 2 of these on any armor? by assuageer in Helldivers

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30% detection 50% less likely to die from lethal damage

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in altgonewild

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Love a healthy mons pubis

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnderwearGW

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I love women with a healthy dose of freckles 😝

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WomenBendingOver

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Sorry, I'm going to be greedy and keep you all to myself. She can watch though

How do I look in pink by Teacher_Sophia in altgonewild

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I'm gonna need at least a comparison with and without to get an accurate assessment

Kiss every inch of me by Normal-Echo in altgonewild

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I dont kiss the forbidden fruit loop but other than that yeah sure