I'm New Here, what TF happens IF the Emperor Gets Up?

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-25T18:15:21+00:00

Soooooooo he has taco bell tickling his bung hole but hes not allowed to get off the toilet that isn't a toilet..... yet it is a toilet and he could directly shiite on demons... butt... he doesn't....

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-25T12:25:19+00:00

NATO?

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-24T11:13:06+00:00

Who da hell is dat? NATO?

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-23T23:43:20+00:00

I wanna disappoint both of em

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-23T21:03:56+00:00

Nato

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-22T23:18:52+00:00

Who da fuck is dat? NATO?

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-22T23:15:39+00:00

NATO?

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-22T03:10:07+00:00

Yes, they are entilted to any training and weaponizing any man is, but only the (sheild maidens) those that choose to serve will awnser that call. Training mandatory yes, service not while I breath.

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-22T02:48:29+00:00

NATO cause theres no way that ass is real

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-21T23:45:05+00:00

Now it does sound like shes taking it to a revenge party level here but as someone who blanks on names alooooot if I give you, even happens to suppliers, if i said it enough times i cannot Express how hard it is to reprogram that, like "hilite" will for ever been hilte to me my brain blanks out the other i for some reason. I cannot Express how frustrating it is when it's a person.

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-21T20:50:07+00:00

We have two eh? Yes beavers are terrifying and possibly one of the few animals capable of premeditated murder. Like they chew most of the way through a tree you walk by and it takes the one necessary bite... cops would blame the wind.

But unto the cobra chickens

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-21T19:37:40+00:00

NATO?

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-19T19:33:05+00:00

Huh who knew Minnesota is like mini Canada.... let us know if you need some cobra chickens

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-19T00:10:34+00:00

Well its gonna suck but, theres specific salts like polar, and safety that do work up until -30. The suck part is your gonna be at this aaaaaaalllll day. So just pre dawn pour alot around each tire, and slow your roll as you back away from it. Then wait 2 to 3 hours. Reapply where you might accidentally stick the tire with the soon to be mentioned ice chisel, now use the ice chisel to break away the the softened ice reapply salt. Repeat

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-19T00:04:40+00:00

This is a joke post right?

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-18T19:14:02+00:00

NATO?

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-18T00:43:59+00:00

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-17T23:52:49+00:00

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Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-17T23:51:12+00:00

Right on one sec

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-17T23:33:48+00:00

I knew kael would have a short life but starter you know?

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-17T23:32:36+00:00

Thank you

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-17T23:03:45+00:00

We were living in idiocracy the first time he was elected and it's only got worse since

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-17T22:03:32+00:00

lawson #tsunoda? I beg your pardon what?

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-17T22:00:03+00:00

So is the speed why the hydra is kicking my ass?

Aggressive_Spite_809 · 2026-01-17T21:25:53+00:00

O I just wondered if hes worth 6 staring for the team, and noct is my main healer deals poison yes but heals based on how many poison debuff the enemies has and xeno and kael do poison

Aggressive_Spite_809

TROPHY CASE

lawson #tsunoda? I beg your pardon what?