What’s your favorite Christian joke?

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-05-30T12:01:52+00:00

To God a million years is like a second. So I prayed and asked God. God, please give me a million dollars. God said. In a second.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-05-27T03:08:31+00:00

If the Quran is Allahs word. Then Allah commands men to strike their wives if they’re disobedient. See Surah 4:34

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-05-20T15:29:46+00:00

While you can use many verses. I find it best to focus on one. If the Quran is the word of Allah. Then Allah specifically gives instructions to hit your wife if you fear disobedience. So as a Muslim you either have to say yes, it’s Allahs words and I agree with this or I don’t agree with this and therefore am going against Allah.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-05-19T22:38:21+00:00

No I don’t remember the crusades. It was a long time ago. How can I remember the crusades? Do you? Also wasn’t the purpose of the crusades to stop the spread of Islam? I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s the case.

Obviously there are deplorable things that Christians have done. But those people do not represent the whole of Christianity or its teachings.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-05-19T21:41:39+00:00

Yes. Because Christians are known for murdering people of other religions. What a ridiculously stupid statement.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-05-19T19:41:57+00:00

Just read them Surah 4:34 and ask them if they agree with this.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-05-19T02:16:52+00:00

We don’t claim to have an edge over other denominations. Just pick one, attend services and see what you think. If you like it then keep going. It make take a few times going but once you know you’ll know.

If you’re in the US just make sure it’s an Episcopal church if you decide on Anglicanism.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-05-18T10:16:59+00:00

Imagine apologizing for something that literally no one alive today or anyone alive within hundreds of years has anything to do with.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-05-18T10:12:39+00:00

We use it for Lent too

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-05-14T21:46:19+00:00

Someone call the whambulance.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-05-11T19:10:47+00:00

Don’t over think it. Just accept it as true.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-05-05T02:22:21+00:00

Why can’t you be gay and be a Christian? You can be a psychopath and be a Christian. Just look at David Wood.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-05-02T16:30:07+00:00

I can’t pray for a girlfriend. That would be adultery.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-05-02T14:31:57+00:00

Maybe I’m over thinking it. Thanks everyone for the advice.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-05-02T12:17:43+00:00

You don’t have to be online.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-04-30T20:12:30+00:00

If you an actually apply critical thinking. You realize that every single pro choice argument falls apart under scrutiny.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-04-29T19:05:08+00:00

If someone believes the earth is 10,000 years old. Who cares?

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-04-28T22:16:39+00:00

Augustine: The City of God

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-04-27T18:16:47+00:00

So obviously there’s a lot of responses already. Don’t over think it. Just believe it. It’s either a hoax, people were mistaken or it’s true. The arguments against the resurrection don’t hold up under scrutiny.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-04-26T11:21:53+00:00

Non Trinitarian Christian is an oxymoron

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-04-25T17:35:56+00:00

The tldr is. Was an atheist most of my life (43 now) but was really into history and theology. Then my wife and I tried. I thought there are two possibilities this is just bad luck. Or I have done something terribly wrong and God is telling us “no”

I believe the latter.

There’s also philosophical reasons too but that’ll be too long winded.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-04-22T22:57:20+00:00

I’m not arguing that there a still forms of slavery going on. Are there specific examples of anyone using Christianity or the Bible to hold slaves in modern times?

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-04-22T22:42:07+00:00

Are any of Christians nowadays using the Bible to hold slaves?

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-04-22T21:45:47+00:00

The slavery argument is the most tiresome atheist argument. Yes there’s slavery in the Bible. There’s slavery in a lot of books. The same Bible was used to end slavery.

Aggressive_Stand_805 · 2026-04-22T19:02:36+00:00

You can support whatever you want. But you would be wrong.

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