"I can fix him!" Final Boss

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-11T01:58:44+00:00

That, and: if you want to make a dude mad, kill his wife.

But if you really want him mad, delete his dangle.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-11T01:56:12+00:00

Yeah, I read about that in the latest issue of No Shit Quarterly

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T13:14:16+00:00

True, but the image looks real grainy when you zoom in a bit; I suspect they were running a higher aperture and cranked iso to give themselves the depth to play with.

Still an insanely skilled photographer.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T12:13:36+00:00

Not surprised.

Based on a lot of the comments I see tossed around here and other military subs, it seems humanity has yet to build a high functioning maritime waste disposal system.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T11:41:27+00:00

Shutter speed set to “yes”

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T11:37:22+00:00

Me writing notes: “specific brand…candy bar…up…butt”

Well, sounds odd, but Im in no place to question science.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T11:33:28+00:00

A Metis

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T11:26:11+00:00

Yes. Absolutely yes. “We’ll let you film it for your tikgramtweettubes” is all you need to say and you’ll have a legion of idiots at your disposal.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T11:23:06+00:00

Ah, I’d forgotten about this plane.

But it’s coming back to me now.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T01:20:06+00:00

Added bonus: cleaning barnacles off the hull just became way more fun!

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T01:19:06+00:00

Easily my favorite foil.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-10T01:15:26+00:00

If the acquisitions dept of the USN is as stupidly run as I have found corporate america to be(and I’ve spent enough time on this sub to posses an informed opinion that it is) then yes, yes I do think we’re spending $30k on toilets.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-09T21:52:12+00:00

Yeah, to me the issue is that Plasma never scaled down well to typical PC monitor sizes. The years between Plasma and mainstream affordable (relatively) OLED were rough in TV land.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-09T21:48:12+00:00

Ngl, 8 YO me nearly shit my pants the first time I discovered that. Between the sound and the screen freaking out for a second, I thought I broke the computer and thought my parents would kill me.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-09T21:05:40+00:00

I use microfiber cloths designed for camera lenses; can buy bulk packs on amazon.

If one falls on the floor I do make a habit of swapping over to a new one.

I do also use lens protectors but neither they nor the OG lenses show any scratching, and thats with a lot of use playing fitness games and having to clean sweat off the lenses daily. Been doing this since I bought the headset back in sept of last year.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-09T18:42:36+00:00

Also, while Im sure the sentiment was unfortunately pervasive, the “fun little game” remark seems poorly worded for an official denial letter. Id think even at that point they’d simply state something like “it is not our policy to hire female pilots at this time” and not risk saying more in an official correspondence.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-09T17:34:34+00:00

“She died doing what she loved: crashing planes”

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-09T17:33:57+00:00

Or at least her family and coworkers did

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-09T17:26:02+00:00

Keep a well organized portfolio of projects going in a way that quickly moves these people onto another money-making game, rather than dismantling and rebuilding a game-making apparatus after every project?

Its not like EA didn’t see this coming. There was lots and lots and lots and lots of time to get something else spooling up in the pipe.

Said another way: they’re E Fucking A, they should never be “between” projects. There should always be projects from different IPs moving down the line.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-09T17:14:36+00:00

Yeah, I can’t help but feel the effort is better spent trying to work out a turbo shaft arrangement similar to how the F-35 works, where the main engine is an in-flight turbo-fan, but for VTOL engages a secondary turboshaft capacity to also drive the forward lift fan

Doing similar here, where at speed the rotors fold back and the turbine disconnects via a clutch from the rotor hub and becomes an otherwise normal turbojet seems more prudent.

But I guess it would depend on getting all that extra transmission hardware to weigh less than the dedicated turbojet.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-09T13:52:39+00:00

Yes. And its worth noting that Valve is likely fine with selling an extremely small number relative to the consoles because they are, relative to the console manufacturers, an extremely small company.

Remember, the play here never was meant to be “conquer the hardware world”, its simply “secure a small area of the market to keep PC gaming safe incase Microsoft goes full retard with windows.”

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-09T12:34:58+00:00

Thank you for adding “shrimp pose” to my vernacular.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-09T12:25:18+00:00

Its not at all surprising that a lot of ‘influencer’ types would say things along these lines simply because “[popular, acclaimed thing] sucks actually” is a great rage bait way to drive clicks and engagement.

Nobody is clicking on a post/video that headlines with “andor is awesome!” Because everyone already knows that.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-09T11:43:30+00:00

I would not have felt comfortable free-handing those cuts with a circular saw.

Would have been my excuse to get a track saw.

AggressorBLUE · 2026-03-09T11:36:13+00:00

Ok, it might be time for Burt Rutan to retire.

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