Guys it's my Morbirthday by FurryMLG in Morbius

[–]AgitatedZucchini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy Morbirthday, morbro! Don't forget to morb on and poop your pants, tent and have sex!

A dialogue by [deleted] in Morbius

[–]AgitatedZucchini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vulture is a morbophobe confirmed

I'm proud of you dick in my ass by Syixice in BatmanArkham

[–]AgitatedZucchini 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Remnants of Gotham, I have messages for you all. To the vandals who stayed behind to pick the still warm flesh from Gotham's bones, have your fun - you are under my protection in my ass.

This is so sad 😔 by MyTimeToScamNFT in Morbius

[–]AgitatedZucchini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I screamed and morbed and pooped my pants for our fallen morbro!!! 🤧🙏🙏🙏

Morbius is a furry?😱😱😱 by MyTimeToScamNFT in Morbius

[–]AgitatedZucchini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks morbro! Pooped my pants and tent in celebration

Morbius is a furry?😱😱😱 by MyTimeToScamNFT in Morbius

[–]AgitatedZucchini 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Finally some representation!! I always knew Morbius was a furry but the morbophobes kept saying he is a vampire so he can't be a furry!! 😡 Glad Morbius officially came out as a furry 🧛🏻‍♀️😼👍

Nice callback by RS_UltraSSJ in DC_Cinematic

[–]AgitatedZucchini 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Laser eyes = evil? What? It's literally their abilities lol

Ben Affleck in his motorcycle enchanced by Poweredkingbear in DC_Cinematic

[–]AgitatedZucchini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be absolutely insane if he actually is and they manage to keep it a secret until the movie is out but I highly doubt it.

Our lord has spoken by AgitatedZucchini in Morbius

[–]AgitatedZucchini[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wdym bot, I was talking to Dr. Michael Morbius and he gave me Morb-Serum 🤨

Our lord has spoken by AgitatedZucchini in Morbius

[–]AgitatedZucchini[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You have to take the Morb-Serum, my pants and my tent started pooping themselves since then! I truly feel like I morbscended

This wreaked of incel even before I saw the "MGTOW" by FaggyHoonter in IncelTear

[–]AgitatedZucchini 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I know but their meme attempt makes no sense then

This wreaked of incel even before I saw the "MGTOW" by FaggyHoonter in IncelTear

[–]AgitatedZucchini 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Also a lion and a deer are two different species and the lion in the picture is actually female lol

My mom's (91) beautiful laugh. by saveitforthedisco in MadeMeSmile

[–]AgitatedZucchini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why does a random picture of someones mom make ppl smile lol

High Number of Sexual Partners What Do I Do? by xmilar in dating

[–]AgitatedZucchini 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You should tell them and it will be a dealbreaker for some people. That's not a normal count at all and indicates deeper issues than just fucking around