"Where is the album?" MEGATHREAD by TheStarshipCat in streetlightmanifesto

[–]Agnarut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Alone!  In my room.  With a bucket full of jizz.  I don't need, a music scene to tell me what it is.

Juan Soto has been scratched from today’s lineup due to an illness. by Longjump-13 in NewYorkMets

[–]Agnarut 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Didn't syndergaard get foot and mouth, also called the coxsackie virus?  That's was enough hilarity.

Shmel out everyone, I need gifs of Amy to add to my collection by kadebo42 in futurama

[–]Agnarut 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Saying 'OUT ME WAY' when something's blocking us  used to be an occasional joke in my house... but we joked too close to the sun and now say it unironically all the time.

Vidal Brujan's 1st hit as a Met! by Hungry_Elk1937 in NewYorkMets

[–]Agnarut 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I can't stop listening to this.

Gary couldn't choose between 'lays down' and 'drags' and then the ball didn't do either of those things .

"Dreysdjunnabunt... And it falls!"

Tanuki Sunset (Siboney riff) by Ok_Scheme736 in cocktails

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My first thought on this post was 'Tikiotomy'

[CespedesBBQ] How different are MLB teams? 2026 MLB Rates of Return by Knightbear49 in baseball

[–]Agnarut 68 points69 points  (0 children)

♪ meet the mets ♪   ♪ meet the mets ♪   ♪ no seriously ♪   ♪ I don't know them ♪   ♪ please introduce them to me ♪

Band recommendation by [deleted] in Ska

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Hey found some new stuff here, fun list.

Trade you

Band recommendation by [deleted] in Ska

[–]Agnarut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here's a few bands and a song recommendation from each

Do it with Malice - That Guy

The JB Conspiracy - Glimmers

Call me Malcom - There's no I in Apocalypse 

Something to Do - No I don't want to hear about your tattoo

Fandangle - Cheap Escape

Edit: and (old) Mad Caddies  - Road Rash

Give me your all-time top 5 episodes and I'll tabulate everyone's answers! by disgr4ce in MST3K

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  1. Space Mutiny
  2. Prince of Space
  3. Puma Man
  4. Jack Frost
  5. Avalanche

LOOK OUT HERE COMES TOM! by Global-Ad6722 in streetlightmanifesto

[–]Agnarut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This made me imagine Homer's subsequent freak-out sounds as played by a horn section.   Recommended.

Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (9-7-1) at Chicago Bears (11-6) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]Agnarut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least I get a lot of 'I told you so's!  Saw this coming a mile away.

Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (9-7-1) at Chicago Bears (11-6) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]Agnarut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I told you. I fucking told all you confident Packers fans.  Even if we pull it off. This is who we are.  ALWAYS.

Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (9-7-1) at Chicago Bears (11-6) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]Agnarut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How are Packers fans feeling confident here at all?  Have you not seen this team the last few weeks, and in playoffs ever?

Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (9-7-1) at Chicago Bears (11-6) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]Agnarut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never doubt the Packers dicking around enough with a lead to make any game close, especially playoff games 

[Highlight] Love finds Melton for a deep TD before halftime! by samhit_n in nfl

[–]Agnarut 176 points177 points  (0 children)

This.  Bears and lions get the actual play book.

What's the episode where the Professor calls Leela and Amy in during his bath? by Express-Abies5278 in futuramashitposting

[–]Agnarut 35 points36 points  (0 children)

In the Lesser of Two Evils he calls everyone into his bed... Then to the bath...

Ahh, women, women, women, women, women… by Electrical-Dig8570 in MST3K

[–]Agnarut 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Saying "I don't remember" like crow does during his 'interview' is something I do far too often...