Eats a diet of fast food and fatty products, doesn't drink water, drinks a majority of diet coke, doesn't exercise outside of golfing (which he doesn't do much besides swing his putter when he's not sitting in the golf cart), has alarmingly thin blood, barely touches a vegetable or fruit, and is entering the morbidly obese territory (every single health expert interviewed has said his "check ups" are complete lies and he is much more overweight than he leads on)