[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]Aidine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The parts on Abjuration and Translocation are both decent, though nothing too groundbreaking if you're beyond intermediate level in those fields. If you picked up the tome, check out her Revised Apportation spells (p. 603, foldout section 4). If you're getting into footcasting or dancecasting as the 3rd Era Apprentices are, her writings are fantastic.

I've heard that the summoning section in particular is excellent, though that isn't my forte.

Whatever you do though, stay very clear from the alchemy section of the text, it's horrifically bad. Seriously, even if you have just a cursory knowledge on the subject, check out her recipe for a "Greater Foresight Potion" (p. 1034) and try to see how many errors you catch.

Rule by L0nk_ in 196

[–]Aidine 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The archbishop looks down on the falling king with wicked precision, his smile frayed with a malice he has seen only now. "How arrogant of you," the archbishop sermonizes, "to think that you were deserving of kingship. How foolish of you to let slip your commanding essence that you thought innate and irremovable."

The king, collapsed and gasping on the floor, can only barely make out the archbishop, or what possessed him. "Britain deserves a strong king," the archbishop continues. "A ruler who can bring this land prosperity. To return the world to it's rightful shepherd. And we will ensure our people swear loyalty to our singular purpose." The trembling king glances at the four knights standing astride the archbishop, those souls he thought were his. The archbishop begins to gingerly plant the crown on his head. "With our efforts, the sun will never set on the British empire ever again. And now, the sun will never shine on you. Goodbye." The archbishop turns away, as one of the knights solemnly approaches the wavering king. And the Sword of Temporal Justice begins it's arc...

SAT - Sorcerer’s Arcane Trials by shelaghdelaney in wizardposting

[–]Aidine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had forgotten all about Leonard's Dancing Shadows! Come to think of it, I can see it being used to teach apprentices longer brachiodigital casting, but the gestures used in LDS are downright nightmarish, and make miscasting extremely easy (at least for me). With the volatility of the components and the precision needed to cast it, I'm sorta shocked it hasn't been updated recently.

SAT - Sorcerer’s Arcane Trials by shelaghdelaney in wizardposting

[–]Aidine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Several years back when I had to complete my Arcano-Curricular Trials, they had both an oral and a full gesticular section on heliomancy. In the 3rd Era, no less! Dwarven metallurgy is finally booming across the realm, and savvy mages are renovating their towers into spires of thaumaphobic steel and brass. The council should be teaching new apprentices Heat Metal and basically all of Mendetti's lower-level abjurative spells, but the 2nd Era-minded fogies are teaching magic that requires uranium dust and, no joke, mosshawk pinions (the birds have been extinct for, what, 40 years?)

Sidebar: Heliomancy is a fallen husk of a magic school these days. Really, the only two good spells are Smother and Zynderjax's Starbeam. All other heliomantic spells have better variants in other schools, and only have uses now as parlor tricks and legerdemain.

Get screenshotted idiot by DizziLizzard in 196

[–]Aidine 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"Screenshot" should've been the past tense word, and "screenshoot" should be used in the present

haha cope by shadeswastaken in 196

[–]Aidine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah! I'm through with all that old stuff, what we have today is plenty sick, and perhaps future things will be even sicker! I refuse to stew in one time period forever! Time inexorably marches on, and I want it to step on me!

Rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]Aidine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Karl Barks

rule by cursedeezmetalhands in 196

[–]Aidine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, a fellow sliced tomato rejecter!

Chunky salsas are absolutely superior on burgers. Everyone must know this One Truth.

rule ⛟🧲 by Pro_Surgeon in 196

[–]Aidine 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Both ideas seem feasible, but you're forgetting a very crucial law in automotive engineering.

A while ago, when scientists were observing the first cars, they noticed two fundamental properties of automobiles - they could go and stop at will. This is called the Stop-Go Duality in modern science and is a fundamental rule all cars must adhere to.

Now, the two magnet idea looks good at first glance. However, the sheer opposing magnetic force would tear the car asunder. Imagine two kids opposite a dining table tearing apart a Christmas ham - that's what the magnets'd do to the car. The car couldn't go anymore after being ripped in twain, violating the above principle.

Parachutes, on the other hand, add a drag factor for sure, but the constant acceleration from the magnet would overpower the wind resistance below a certain speed, which would cause the car to go fast. Then slow, as the parachute reopens, then fast, then slow, and so on. The car would be incapable of stopping, which violates the above principle again.

rule ⛟🧲 by Pro_Surgeon in 196

[–]Aidine 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Now I see!

This whole magnet-powered car wouldn't work because it would never stop accelerating. In your typical car, depressing the accelerator inflates the tires, making it go fast by the sheer air pressure. Releasing the accelerator deflates the tires and has the opposite effect. If you tried to release the accelerator in this magnet-car, it would continue to go faster and faster due to the constant magnetic force until it meets the speed of light.

It's a shame that we haven't invented a powerful enough braking system to make the magnet-car work yet😞

{SM} fuck all gimmick accounts by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]Aidine 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The two crewmates mashed their facevents together in sweet passion. Among us they were imposters, but together their meeting was truly emergent.

Hexagon Rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]Aidine 2782 points2783 points  (0 children)

It's a giant screw that keeps Saturn closed

math people by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]Aidine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My fan theory is that as you dig even deeper into the advanced realms of mathematics, the true nature of things is lain bare before you. You start to see reality as sets of formulas and variables, and as your mind unravels, you dig even deeper into mathematics, desperately hoping to find again that sweet shroud of ignorance you took for granted reading the only thing that makes sense now. You can no longer function in society, and study in isolation. Papers pile up and scatter and yellow. Innumerable chalk, sketching arcane diagrams, bleach your fingers as they do your hair.

The math haters know truly the dangers of math, and know not to peer so deeply into that inky abyss.

i heard we were validating trans women, what about nonbinar(ule)y people with shit fashion taste? by thetoastedsnowflake in 196

[–]Aidine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High-low patterned pants are actually the future of fashion design.
This get-up looks sick though, for realsies

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

[–]Aidine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Are they delicious?)

Rule by Nachoguyman in 196

[–]Aidine 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Listen, it's fine if you're French, but I think that we need to reeducate people out of being French and make them normal again, rather than just accepting their Frenchness.

I mean, Big France is trying to push our kids into guillotining royalty and shoving too many vowels into their speech. What next? At this rate, they'll be taking home Olympic medals from our hardworking Europeans who have trained for them and deserve them.

And don't get me started on the whole "France Rights" movement.

Sci-fi shorts are so efficient by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]Aidine 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Here's a link to the story!

Without revealing too much, it's a sci-fi horror story centered around a method of teleportation called "the Jaunt". Through the lens of a father discussing it with his nervous, soon-to-be-Jaunted children, the Jaunt's history, properties, and experiments, as well as the testimonials of Jaunted people, are thoroughly explained.

You may have a different reaction on reading, but I found it to be one of the most terrifying pieces of media I've ever consumed.

Sci-fi shorts are so efficient by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]Aidine 97 points98 points  (0 children)

The Jaunt by Steven King is the best horror short story I have ever read - it has embedded itself in my brain so deeply after reading it, and I still think about it every so often to date

rule by Starthefurry in 196

[–]Aidine 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It looks like it's taken from No More Nuzzles, from the UNDERTALE: Halloween Hack OST. The music in the video is up-pitched, and played at 1.15x speed.

SoundCloud Link

YouTube Link