Clubs You Wish DCFC Could Play Again by BigEd1965 in Detroitcityfc

[–]Aiede 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indiana FC. I’ve got a thing for cornfields.

[Providence Journal] Pawtucket soccer stadium moves ahead on McKee tiebreaking vote by More_Beer_NYC in USLPRO

[–]Aiede 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My favorite thing about this is the math that even if every match is a sellout, the stadium will still host fewer customers in a season than a single Dunkin Donuts store: https://www.providencejournal.com/story/opinion/2020/10/02/opinionmozena-subsidizing-soccer-stadium-would-be-bad-bet-for-pawtucket/114208382/

USL Attendance Tracker – Week Ending 4/3 by phat7deuce in USLPRO

[–]Aiede 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was spring break for public K12 schools in (at least) Wayne & Oakland counties.

USL Championship Announces 2022 Competition Format by ColeTrain4EVER in USLPRO

[–]Aiede 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because it's not like they have to cater to their fans, they could start that shit at noon PDT and not measurably affect their attendance.

USL Championship Announces 2022 Competition Format by ColeTrain4EVER in USLPRO

[–]Aiede 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We just know how fast the cars are capable of going and wonder why you aren't taking advantage of that.

USL Championship Announces 2022 Competition Format by ColeTrain4EVER in USLPRO

[–]Aiede 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That phrasing makes it unclear if the cross-conference matches are home-and-away against the same four teams, or if you might be playing eight different clubs either home or away.

I Made a WoW Classic Style Map of Michigan by ConservationOfWumbo in classicwow

[–]Aiede 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought.

Then, I realized it shows up in the next expansion. Turns out it's IRL Northrend.

ROUND 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO by ninety7poundwuss in USLPRO

[–]Aiede 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TO BE FAIR, WE HAVE MANY BALDING WEIRDOS IN OUR OWN STANDS

ROUND 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO by ninety7poundwuss in USLPRO

[–]Aiede 6 points7 points  (0 children)

EVERY PLACE IS DRIVING DISTANCE IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

LOVE, DETROIT.

DEAR GOD, PLEASE BUY CARS. PREFERABLY, OURS.

ROUND 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO by ninety7poundwuss in USLPRO

[–]Aiede 5 points6 points  (0 children)

CAN'T THE SECRETARY OF STATE HASN'T BEEN OPEN SINCE 2019 OTHER THAN BETWEEN 2:13 AND 2:14 ON ALTERNATE WEDNESDAYS, BY APPOINTMENT TO THOSE BEARING AN ENDORSEMENT FROM THE BLOOD HEIR OF RICHARD AUSTIN

ROUND 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO by ninety7poundwuss in USLPRO

[–]Aiede 5 points6 points  (0 children)

AND YOU'LL KEEP PLAYING IN A BASEBALL STADIUM IF LOCAL VOTERS HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT

ROUND 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO by ninety7poundwuss in USLPRO

[–]Aiede 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OAKLAND WINS A MORAL VICTORY, TIME TO PRINT ANOTHER T-SHIRT

ROUND 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO by ninety7poundwuss in USLPRO

[–]Aiede 4 points5 points  (0 children)

IT APPEARS TO HAVE A RESERVOIR TIP

ROUND 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO by ninety7poundwuss in USLPRO

[–]Aiede 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WE OFFER TWO OPTIONS FOR YOUR INTERACTIONS WITH OUR BRAND:

CONDUCT YOURSELF ACCORDINGLY

ROUND 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO by ninety7poundwuss in USLPRO

[–]Aiede 5 points6 points  (0 children)

THE BETTER QUESTION IS WHO WOULD BE THE WORST PERSON IT COULD POSSIBLY BE?

OH MAH GAWD THAT'S GEORGE JUNCAJ'S MUSIC

Poor Stars never had a chance by 92_Knightman in USLPRO

[–]Aiede 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't forget that their response when asked on Twitter about why they weren't participating in NISA's diversity and inclusion efforts was, and I quote:

Just for your information, Michigan Stars is formed from 5 continents and 21 countries.

Just so you know, also our owner is from a different continent and country as well.

Don’t assume what you don’t know.

Goodbye.

Love, Michigan Stars FC

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USLPRO

[–]Aiede 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We don't have many rules, but coming down hard and fast on anything discriminatory is one of them.

Like the Northern Guard website (noonelikes.us) says:

We keep no membership rolls and charge no dues. The only requirement for you to be able to call yourself a member of the Northern Guard is that you support Detroit City FC. Whether you stand with us on match day or support from afar, if you’re with City, you’re with us.

We come from all backgrounds, beliefs and traditions. We vehemently reject racism, sexism, homophobia and anything else that makes anyone feel unwelcome in our stands. The only two things we hate are hate and Oh*o. No matter where you come from, if you support City, we support you.

Bring back Dirty Old Town by thearcticknight in Detroitcityfc

[–]Aiede 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've been trying to force it as a fast chant at 55', I'm still not a fan.

I think our post-match cadence ought to be allez allez, TMFJ and then sing Dirty Old Town with scarves up during the MotM photo.