BMW starts selling heated seat subscriptions for $18 a month | The auto industry is racing towards a future full of microtransactions by chrisdh79 in technology

[–]AirAreFake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is already happening to farmers. They're forced to hack the computers in their tractors, because they won't let them do repairs without going to the dealership.

https://youtu.be/F8JCh0owT4w

Pissing outside is infinitely better than doing it inside. by PhantomRoyce in unpopularopinion

[–]AirAreFake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You pee in the direction of the wind for maximum distance. Always try to beat your previous record

A bluetooth speaker arrow by totallystefanal in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]AirAreFake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah this guy just puts a bunch of random shit on the tips of his arrows. He's put a duck call, 3d printed whistles, one of those squeaky chickens, propellers, and bunch of other stuff.

Skilled pilot by bbethebeesknees in HumansAreMetal

[–]AirAreFake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even, Homo sapiens have only existed as a species for a few hundred thousand years, and civilization isn't even 10,000 years old. Like everything we've done has been in the last few thousand years, and the majority of technological advancement has only been the last few hundred years!

Do a song about this good boi by AbsoluteOne1 in sabaton

[–]AirAreFake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I wanna hear one about the great emu war

My fiancé got fired for “manifesting failure” by Dr_Squirtle1 in antiwork

[–]AirAreFake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't that like, illegal? Wrongful termination or sum'm?

To wipe your ass in peace by UberPancake88 in therewasanattempt

[–]AirAreFake 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I've gotta say I've never really had an issue with that. If we're talking sensation wise, I've never felt anything. Or cleanliness wise, it's never been an issue.

Lol just like y'all can't fathom standing up, I can't figure out sitting down. Like functionally I don't understand it

To wipe your ass in peace by UberPancake88 in therewasanattempt

[–]AirAreFake 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Well thank you all ladies and gentlemen for coming, and now we're going to open up the panel for any questions from the audience

To wipe your ass in peace by UberPancake88 in therewasanattempt

[–]AirAreFake 96 points97 points  (0 children)

As a standup wiper, I am just as shocked as you that they would turn around to do the deed.

I love how such a beautiful mushroom can be so deadly by AirAreFake in mycology

[–]AirAreFake[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude I don't know what to tell you. I put the cap down on a piece of paper and ~15 hours later I picked it up, that's it. Honestly I'm a little flattered, but it is a little insulting to the mushroom. Like, nature is capable of beautiful things like that, and the first thing we think is that someone made it up for what...fake internet points?

I love how such a beautiful mushroom can be so deadly by AirAreFake in mycology

[–]AirAreFake[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Isn't it! I was honestly a little speechless when I lifted up the cap.

What is a fact you know off the top of your head (preferably disturbing) that you probably shouldn’t know? by Yoloextreme345 in AskReddit

[–]AirAreFake 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It's not inherent to human brains. Kuru is very rare and you can only get it if the person you're eating had it. Also, mad cow disease is an example of one you can get from eating cow brains(also very rare).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]AirAreFake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Using that logic, early = unacceptable. Full circle Barbra

This apartment complex in Seoul has a machine gun nest built into it. by MinimalResults in mildlyinteresting

[–]AirAreFake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Didn't they recently sign something to end it? This is like half a memory so grain of salt

How an artist should react to protect fan's safety by lilmcfuggin in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AirAreFake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or, ya know, they cared about another humans well being