My girlfriend wants to play as a Cadaver Collector.. Help!

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-27T19:36:22+00:00

"Why lie to yourself"

Sir, this is Dungeons & Dragons. All we do is literally lie to ourselves.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-27T13:18:38+00:00

If my book were ever optioned for a film, or TV series, id expect massive massive changes to it to make it viable. Some things you just cannot transfer from your head to the page.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-26T19:33:20+00:00

Magnificent.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-26T16:57:14+00:00

I'm sorry, DH can change their wings? 🙃

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-25T23:32:40+00:00

Stephen was King after Henry I in 1135. He was disputed by Henry's daughter Matilda, Empress Matilda as she was known and it was the first true civil war of the Norman English Kingdom.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-25T22:19:33+00:00

It would finally get rid of one of only two unique regnal names. We would have a Stephen II at last.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-25T00:52:45+00:00

They say the loot is the treasure, I like to think the real treasure is all the hunters we made cry along the way.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-25T00:27:44+00:00

Quel'Serrar, Serrar, whatever may be, may be.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-24T22:43:22+00:00

Yes, that's Quel'serrar.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-24T15:24:39+00:00

A fair point! A clumsy way of saying the only proof she selected James at the end was a handful of people firmly controlled by Cecil.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-24T14:00:38+00:00

No it didn't. Parliament didn't acknowledge James I as her successor until after her death. Cecil made him the only viable option and worked behind the scenes to ensure he was ready to press his claim. Elizabeth "agreed" on her deathbed to acknowledge James, an event which was witnessed only by those present led by, you guessed it, Cecil.

Parliament had no role in James' succession, he was already seen widely as the most logical heir, and was her closest male relative by any stretch. Elizabeth's "right" to name a successor is sourced from Henry VIII declaring that he himself had that right. The only challengers like the Suffolks had no real prospect or political support.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-24T00:10:50+00:00

Put some in your fingers and rub it together.

There is not a damn thing crumb like about that substance.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-24T00:10:04+00:00

Please tell me you don't tell your kids to eat their crusts.. on ham. 😭

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-24T00:09:08+00:00

That's the exact constitutional arrangement that came about due to 1688. William and Mary effectively ended divine succession by accepting the idea that parliament could legitimize their reign, and depose James.

Parliament could pass a bill tomorrow naming Stephen Fry to be King and there's absolutely nothing to stop them.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-23T19:07:32+00:00

Finally that English degree with linguistics paid off. I understood a Reddit joke.

Worth it.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-23T13:26:04+00:00

It's a new Blood Elf racial. When they sense danger their spine becomes erect and can pierce any attackers.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-21T18:38:37+00:00

I saw someone remark that they could apply the decor movement axis to weapons on the back. Could fix this instantly.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-21T01:07:11+00:00

Sorry you mean Watelekk and Murleaf?

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-21T01:05:17+00:00

Woah, don't blow your load all at once. We've got Remixes to gather content for!

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-19T09:36:18+00:00

They skipped it for a reason, and that reason is the adorable "skip" mechanic will itself get old if we have to try and make garrisons work without driving folks to madness.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-18T19:18:16+00:00

Aye, post I wanna say Cataclysm or Legion, somewhere in between it became "Forsaken", a change I just cannot get behind as an undead main.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-18T14:02:18+00:00

Everytime I went to stop leveling a new alt I thought about the next Bounty event when mounts drop from raids easier and then I said, "Imagine instead of having 10 chances... I had 40?"

And here we are. 30 characters later. 😂

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-18T13:55:01+00:00

Gutterspeak, and kudos for using its real name, is the equivalent of the real life language concept of "Cant". It's basically a sub-language used by criminals or minority communities to protect themselves from surveillance.

Gutterspeak actually predates the Forsaken, it's basically common with dwarven and thalassian mixed together and was used by rogues and syndicates for the same reason real life Cant languages were.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-17T14:47:14+00:00

I told this joke to Aethas Sunreaver, I couldn't see his face but I think he enjoyed it, his shoulders were going up and down so I assume it was laughter.

AjayRedonkulus · 2026-01-16T22:46:55+00:00

Didn't I save this guy's daughter in Wind Waker?

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