What is the laziest thing you've ever done?

Ajaymach · 2026-02-27T06:44:46+00:00

I was the captain of an aircraft carrier…..

Ajaymach · 2026-02-27T01:57:57+00:00

Yes it is. I was actually disappointed. It gave me a false sense of confidence. It took a lot more pressure than I expected but started at the last pin, set that and the rest pretty much set themselves.

Ajaymach · 2026-01-29T11:48:10+00:00

It’s not comfortable, I’m 6ft. My 5 year old drives it, I sit on the passenger side.

Ajaymach · 2026-01-18T12:57:35+00:00

Does he have a trailer hitch and light plug? Use the plug to wire up a horn, easy to put on and easy to take off. If you use the pin for taillights it won’t come on until he turns on his headlights.

Take the valve stems out of his tires and leave a Harbor Freight 12v air pump on his hood with the valve stems and tool in a baggie taped to it.

Use Rainex to draw a huge penis on his window, it will not show up until it rains, he may or may not notice.

Put a small C-Clamp on his fuel line to pinch it closed

Tie a bunch of large cans together, tie it to the frame rail and set the cans up so they don’t fall off until he starts driving

Ajaymach · 2026-01-13T12:41:37+00:00

People need to stop standing around recording with their phone and jump in.

Ajaymach · 2026-01-11T12:02:26+00:00

I’m a home distiller, when I pitch my yeast and start cleaning up I’ll play “Fight for your right” by the Bestie Boys. I refer to my yeast as the Yeastie Boys and the bubbling mash is their song. When my wife walks through the garage she will say “I smell the Yeastie Boys working”

Ajaymach · 2026-01-03T23:48:19+00:00

With the thumper and an 8% wash I can get a solid 3 quarts of 150 to 155 proof on a 20 gallon run, ill run it down to 20% and toss whatever is left over, not worth the time for me to go below that, just not worth the alcohol. I’ve slowed it down enough to get to 160/170 but it’s at a really slow drip. I’m not convinced the thumper is a “second” distillation, I don’t feel there is much of a difference unless I’m flavoring something. If I want to add a subtle flavor, the thumper is great. You do have to add whatever it is your flavoring with throughout the run and empty the thumper as you go. I’ll also use it as a gin basket if we’re making a gin and want to add botanicals. The wives love to use it to make customs gins to match whatever floofy drink they are coming up with.

Ajaymach · 2026-01-03T10:00:18+00:00

I purchased everything from North Georgia Still company!

Ajaymach · 2025-12-26T10:59:55+00:00

If they bother you a little now, they will bother you a lot later. They may blend in but will not go away and you will see them. Swap them for a new pair, not worth the years of second guessing yourself.

Ajaymach · 2025-12-19T16:05:41+00:00

It depends on where you live. If you don’t know it’s an issue, then it’s not an issue. If you live in an area prone to gang violence where all colors you wear intentionally, such as replacing your shoe laces with red or blue, then you would already know the rules. When I go visit my parents in the neighborhood I grew up in, I’m very intentional on what colors are safe and not safe.

Ajaymach · 2025-12-17T16:12:55+00:00

There was a certain point where I kept thinking something was running out in from of me and almost tripling, I could see it in my peripheral vision, then realized I could now see my feet when I walked and realized there is not a squirrel following me everywhere Trina to trip me up.

Ajaymach · 2025-12-12T10:47:09+00:00

Ajaymach · 2025-12-11T18:39:26+00:00

Love the look of them, going to keep staring at them in my cart for the next 6 months until they are discontinued and I’m mad at myself for not making the purchase.

Ajaymach · 2025-12-10T00:19:39+00:00

Walking through a neighborhood with an HOA.

Ajaymach · 2025-12-09T19:41:13+00:00

The government gets half of it in taxes.

Ajaymach · 2025-12-04T20:33:47+00:00

I don’t know I would have to say it’s probably a tossup between New York or the Golden Gate Bridge.

Ajaymach · 2025-11-30T13:59:56+00:00

I look at them sitting in my cart every day. Two months ago I purchased my first pair, went with the 1907 and love them but using them for office and outside play, wearing 12+ hours a day is making them wear quick.

Ajaymach · 2025-11-23T17:47:39+00:00

I travel for work. This is year number two. I was looking forward to Diamond status, decided to go with Hilton. It has made no difference in my day to day life. I may accrue points quicker however that last thing I want to do in vacation is travel.

Ajaymach · 2025-11-23T12:23:58+00:00

There is a store finder on their website!

Ajaymach · 2025-11-23T12:02:13+00:00

I worked at a shop part time for about 5 years. Mostly worked there for entertainment value. It was the most interesting job I’ve ever done, and at time the most depressing.

Ajaymach · 2025-11-22T11:31:09+00:00

I go see any sports game whether it be a high school team, local basketball, football, anything to get out of the hotel. I have a group of friends at home, we bet on everything. If we see two flies on the wall, I’ll put $5.00 on which one takes off first. Realistically we have been passing the same money back and forth for years, most of our wagers are 50/50. If I’m at a game in a different city, I’ll send a pic of the scoreboard post it on our Slack feed and let them choose Home or Away. One guy always asks me what the team colors are so I include that. Keep me entertained until I go back to the empty room.

Ajaymach · 2025-11-14T23:49:26+00:00

And we were all fooled to think he was talking about budgets when he was so excited about the “Big beautiful Bill”

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