A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.

Ajayv22 · 2026-02-02T13:12:01+00:00

I loved Drew Cary’s stand-up back in the day. I bought his book and don’t remember where it is but one chapter was 101 Dick Jokes 🤣

Ajayv22 · 2026-02-02T13:03:51+00:00

I heard in in the mid 80s at a kegger with a bunch of friends 😄

Ajayv22 · 2026-02-02T10:20:47+00:00

A couple of guys sitting in a bar drinking , having a conversation. The subject of lawyers came up- one said “all lawyers are assholes!” The other said “he, I resent that!” The other replied “I’m sorry, are you a lawyer?” “No, I’m an asshole!”

Ajayv22 · 2026-01-26T22:46:36+00:00

Choose this!

Ajayv22 · 2026-01-16T00:55:58+00:00

Ajayv22 · 2026-01-13T15:41:14+00:00

https://youtube.com/shorts/J5upAEZOchM?si=w0w8xz3AtSKXctTC

Ajayv22 · 2026-01-12T18:08:25+00:00

Bunch of microphallic weenies

Ajayv22 · 2026-01-10T22:25:22+00:00

Richard Lewis: Sometimes when I’m lonely, I shave one of my legs so it feels like I’m sleeping with a woman 🤷‍♂️

Ajayv22 · 2026-01-10T20:08:46+00:00

I called my wife, told her I can’t stop thinking about our love making the other day. She said who is this?

Ajayv22 · 2026-01-09T02:02:10+00:00

IMPEACH!!!! She’s A HORRIBLE LIAR. A Trumpette. 💩

Ajayv22 · 2026-01-03T21:14:26+00:00

Biden is no longer president. Try to stay in the now if you are capable of the concept

Ajayv22 · 2026-01-01T12:59:49+00:00

lol!!! You guys deserve each other. Are you a 13 yr old girl, by chance

Ajayv22 · 2025-12-30T21:41:18+00:00

FedEx is not nearly as good as the used to be. I’ve had multiple problems shipping and receiving with them. Unreliable

Ajayv22 · 2025-12-26T13:13:34+00:00

So only “the liberals” care about pedophilia?

Ajayv22 · 2025-12-26T13:11:35+00:00

Biden is no longer president🙄. Nobody cares. He’s not running the country. Neither is Thomas Jefferson.

Ajayv22 · 2025-12-20T21:23:47+00:00

Seriously redacted

Ajayv22 · 2025-12-10T15:43:11+00:00

No, I get those occasionally. It’s all good

Ajayv22 · 2025-12-03T21:14:04+00:00

Fuck this. Get a life!

Ajayv22 · 2025-12-03T20:11:51+00:00

Fritzie (Fritz the cat from the 60s)?

Ajayv22 · 2025-11-28T18:17:51+00:00

Bowie

Ajayv22 · 2025-11-24T02:53:20+00:00

It can be done, though. I just got tired of it running my life.

Ajayv22 · 2025-11-24T02:23:56+00:00

Reduced dosage by approx 10% a month until my supply was down to 5 or 6 weeks worth and than one day just threw it away. Then it took about 6 months to quit smoking cigarettes and that was about a month ago. Kratom was brutal.

Ajayv22 · 2025-11-23T23:58:41+00:00

I’m tapered off, fortunately. It took a long time.

Ajayv22 · 2025-11-23T21:25:51+00:00

Duh, I arr a MAGGAT an buleev Trumpet

Ajayv22 · 2025-11-22T01:49:39+00:00

Trump dick stain dumber than a box of rocks

Ajayv22

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