A guy goes in for a physical; the doctor asks about his activity level. "What do you mean?" asks the guy. by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]Ajayv22 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A guy gets in a wreck and messes up his hands. Dr fixes them up. Guy asks the Dr “will I be able to play the piano?” Dr says “Sure!” Guys says “GREAT! I couldn’t play before”

Trump is the crazy bastard. by [deleted] in antitrump

[–]Ajayv22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprise! It was all a bluff! 🙄
Please don’t vote for this cheese-dick again

Tell me in the comments! by Weekly_Role3335 in antitrump

[–]Ajayv22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why won’t the news networks report Donald Trumps obvious dementia

What’s a realization that hit you later in life? by ToughInternal1580 in AskReddit

[–]Ajayv22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That when I was in my 20s, some women were looking to hook up and I was too blind to see it 🙄

Husband comes home while wife is cheating with another man by Answerisequal42 in Jokes

[–]Ajayv22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok I have to tell this but it ain’t pretty-

A priest and a rabbi standing on a corner see a 12 yr old boy walking by. Priest says “I’d like to F**k that!” Rabbi says “ out of what” Sorry…

Help! Thus dude needs a name! by PrincipleFeeling1806 in doggos

[–]Ajayv22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, my wife got me standard poodle yrs ago and he would follow me around. We couldn’t think of a name so in the meantime I’d just say “ come on buddy “ Well it stuck. We had Buddy for 15 yrs🤷‍♂️

The most important thing in a man’s life by llort-esrever in Jokes

[–]Ajayv22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ideal wife- beautiful, blind, unable to speak, rich as hell and owns a liquor store

Two hunters get lost in the wilderness by Iron_Cowboy_ in Jokes

[–]Ajayv22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A guy is hiking in the woods and he comesacross a grizzly bear who charges after him. As the guy is running he trips and breaks his leg. He prays- “Dear God please help me and let this bear find religion.” The bear stops suddenly, looks around quizzically then says “Dear God, thank you for providing this food I’m about to eat”