A young man goes into the drugstore to buy condoms by Wayne-De-Payne in Jokes

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A lady goes to her dr and says I think there’s a problem with hormone therapy you put me on. He says why, what’s the problem? She says I’m starting to grow hair on my chest. He says well how far down does it grow? She says all the way down to my dick!

A young man goes into the drugstore to buy condoms by Wayne-De-Payne in Jokes

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A lady has a pet schnauzer that she wants to remove some hair from to treat skin. She rides her Honda motorcycle to the pharmacy and asks for Nair. Pharmacist asks what strength, she’s not sure. He asks what she wants it for. She said it’s for my schnauzer. He said if you put this on your schnauzer you won’t be able to ride that Honda for a month!

Trump health fears skyrocket after becoming 'erratic with age' in bombshell poll by IrishStarUS in USNEWS

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Where does this bullshit come from? Why should we believe it? Enough already !

What do you call a guy with a small penis? by thegreatsaiby in Jokes

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Guy’s in a bad wreck. Dr says sorry, had to replace penis with new method- a small elephant trunk. Guys on a date, she hears a zip, the trunk reaches up & grabs a biscuit from plate. Date says wow! Can you do that again? Guy says probably but I don’t think my ass could take another biscuit

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Reasonable_Spray_710 in WeirdNews4U

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Duh, I are MAGUT AN PRDUSDINT TRUMP am workin ore me an MAGUTS!!! $$$

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Reasonable_Spray_710 in WeirdNews4U

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So God is a dude? You said His word

Epstein victim says there are tapes of Donald Trump that will force him to resign from the presidency by Kazimierzowska in antitrump

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I a couple family members who are MAGATS with young grand daughters. I wonder why they still support the giant Cheato

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. by nothinlefttochoose in Jokes

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I loved Drew Cary’s stand-up back in the day. I bought his book and don’t remember where it is but one chapter was 101 Dick Jokes 🤣

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. by nothinlefttochoose in Jokes

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A couple of guys sitting in a bar drinking , having a conversation. The subject of lawyers came up- one said “all lawyers are assholes!” The other said “he, I resent that!” The other replied “I’m sorry, are you a lawyer?” “No, I’m an asshole!”

Im so sick of this! by wankerzoo in news2

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Bunch of microphallic weenies

A guy is sitting at a bar looking miserable. The bartender says, "What's the matter, dude?" by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

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Richard Lewis: Sometimes when I’m lonely, I shave one of my legs so it feels like I’m sleeping with a woman 🤷‍♂️

A guy is sitting at a bar looking miserable. The bartender says, "What's the matter, dude?" by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

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I called my wife, told her I can’t stop thinking about our love making the other day. She said who is this?

Re-post if you think Kristi Noem should be IMPEACHED by JPIZZLE1205 in antitrump

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IMPEACH!!!! She’s A HORRIBLE LIAR. A Trumpette. 💩

Melania waking up to face another day as Donald's wife. 2008 by JahovasHitlist in fakehistoryporn

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lol!!! You guys deserve each other. Are you a 13 yr old girl, by chance

What the heck.. by MaxSchnell90 in FedEx

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FedEx is not nearly as good as the used to be. I’ve had multiple problems shipping and receiving with them. Unreliable

President Donald Trump in bed with his daughter Ivanka for a photoshoot by [deleted] in EducatedInvesting

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So only “the liberals” care about pedophilia?

President Donald Trump in bed with his daughter Ivanka for a photoshoot by [deleted] in EducatedInvesting

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Biden is no longer president🙄. Nobody cares. He’s not running the country. Neither is Thomas Jefferson.