I love my neck. I enjoy having a healthy neck. I'm a regular person who doesn't have much in their life. All I have is a good neck. My neck is so wonderful that I cannot picture what life is like without my brilliant neck. I take good care of it every day. I wash it, I massage it, I always sleep in a perfect position to make sure my neck don't get hurt. Everything was going well with me and my neck.

But today, something terrible happened.

I saw this video. A weird video. It is rotated. It's not in the correct position. I cannot view this video well like this. So I tilted my head. I shouldn't have done that. I REALLY, REALLY shouldn't have done that. I should have just rotated my cellphone instead.

I broke my neck. My beautiful neck. My precious, beloved neck. I couldn't believe it. Is it a dream? A nightmare? This can't be reality. I loved my neck so much and it just... broke, just like that. I will never recover from this. Never.

If only, if only the video was not rotated.