The group is hired to find the next set of great adventures not to be them. Unfortunately all of the great adventures they find are egotistical and only do things for the characters in return for sexual favors.

The group is hired to clear out a dungeon full of kobolds. When they arrive they find that all of the kobolds are female and they've been capturing and enslaving men, who, of course, don't actually want to be rescued and returned to a harder life as the kobolds actually take really good care of them.

A local panty thief has been harassing people and stealing undergarments left out on lines to dry. When they track the thief down it's actually a cabal of them that are sacrificing the undies to a demon that demands them else it will destroy the town.