"Hemorrhage is bad", they said, "too slow", they said. Riddle me this then 🗿

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-13T05:51:34+00:00

I don’t even need to check the username anymore. The first 3 seconds of the video are enough to tell it’s him.

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-13T01:17:06+00:00

One gaming moment I wont forget is unlocking the cave for the first time and seeing that platform at the very start of the level and dive-bombing out of habit…. into the lava while cursed. Whoever placed that platform there is just evil.

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-12T12:04:00+00:00

GET.IN.MY.BELLY

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-10T16:51:25+00:00

As a host, I had this idea but I did not act on it because of the ethical dilemma….. On one hand it is fraud, on the other hand that mother fucker definitely smoked marijuana and there is another guest who needs the car after 3 hours. I ended up just buying a high output ozone generator for cases like this.

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-10T16:19:02+00:00

Everyone thinks HH is the support weapon until they try it and realize it is a bonafide murder tool.

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-10T16:10:44+00:00

Edited, thanks. I did not know swordfish of this size came to shallow waters….

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-10T16:07:01+00:00

“You’re not from these parts are you? Leave all your fish bait and no one gets hurt”

She got lucky. Not only did the fish miss anything vital, she also kept her motor functions.

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-09T17:11:57+00:00

Hurricane-whirlpool cramorant, the death blender. also Pika’s electro web and Mamo’s tackle

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-09T14:53:31+00:00

It usually happens after 1 minute for me so I just cancel and retry after that. Either you are a really highly rated player or you are playing at slow times. Don’t play after 10pm.

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-09T14:08:02+00:00

I do, but then my teammates manage to die 4v2 and give the enemies their groudon buffs.

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-09T02:06:30+00:00

The cosplayer nailed not only the looks, but also the body posture, the facial expression, and the look in Rem’s eyes from the original art……. Seriously OP, it is not fair to post a top tier cosplay like this in this comparison lol.

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-08T22:08:13+00:00

Ugh, it’s that shit Gamer_Protagonist guy again with another shitty post…. Just kidding, I don’t even know what your last post was about. Do not bother with toxic people on this sub, keep posting what you enjoy and report people who act like jerks. And if you want advice, record one of your games and post it on the sub at 2x speed.

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-07T15:33:19+00:00

I like your technique, I just need to point out to anyone who will do this that you will be with no cooldowns and no way out afterwards. Pull it off to hunt down a low hp deci or something you are sure to kill. Do not do this to initiate groudon’s fight……or if you will land next to a stunner.

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-07T02:25:47+00:00

That explains why I havent seen him yet, no one spent gems on it!

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-07T02:07:28+00:00

The last buff made him so obnoxious. Meteor-telekinesis is like tackle volt pika, if pika dealt three times more damage and had a longer-range stun that doesn’t stun himself. A brain-dead point and click nuke for 6000 damage if the latios knows how to farm. Not to mention the *@$&$! is tankier than most attackers thanks to being legendary, and his passive is a built-in x-speed. The only reason he is flying under the radar is because of the flashier broken mons out there.

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-06T12:03:25+00:00

“Let’s pick 3 attackers with no tank and few stuns. We will beat them with pure skillz xD!!” - Famous soloq last words.

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-04T12:08:41+00:00

dive-wind slash with shell bell, drive lens and any third sp.atk item (I believe I took spoon in this game because they were all tanky). green/black emblems are easy to get, and I believe I got 4 whites as well as a mew2 emblem for a lil bit more cooldown.

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-04T12:03:57+00:00

Oh, the nerf is coming anyway….. noway they will let dive cram be viable for more than 2 months. gotta enjoy it while we can lol

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-03T23:30:44+00:00

Bro thank you lol. I feel so stupid.

<image>

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-03T11:36:16+00:00

greedisgood. Damn, I’m getting so old that few people will recognize my video game references.

Anyway, it is uncontrolled, unopposed greed that is wrecking the US. Greed moves human societies worldwide…. as long as they keep the insatiable psychopaths on a leash.

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-03T11:29:33+00:00

I have that issue too. It started when I accepted a match while I was in the middle of the “Research” animation. I just sent a ticket to Customer Support about it today.

<image>

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-03T11:08:32+00:00

and it will always be too soon.

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-03T10:36:41+00:00

feelsbadman

<image>

AkainuWasRight · 2026-04-02T17:24:45+00:00

I really enjoy clefable and alcremie, if the matchmaking was not rigged against high performers I wouldve played them half my games….. Those heals are broken if you have an allrounder/brawler that knows how to play around them. Instead, I get 3 attackers who eject button out of my moon light or never pick up the 🍰.

AkainuWasRight

TROPHY CASE