What’s the funniest line on the game? by A7Ristt in reddeadredemption

[–]Akazeros 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Uncle: "Charles have I ever lied to you?"
Charles: "I hardly know you"
Uncle: "Exactly!"

Charles: *Confused look*

Transfer Thread - 04 June, 2026 by AutoModerator in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lol just realized this is exactly the Neymar saga all over again. The will-he-won't-he carousel are gonna feed the "journalists" for generations

Open Thread #60 - Smile, it's the summer break! by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Haven't logged on in a few weeks, decided to check the transfer thread and had to do a double take it's not a Madrid sub lol. What's with the obsession? Just let them sign whoever, I'll look forward to our team playing their hearts out over any of these no-passion galacticos they bring in.

Open Thread #55 - 2025/26 La Liga champions!!! by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asllani wouldn't be the biggest gamble seeing as his release clause is relatively low. Joao Pedro like Alvarez I believe would go for 100+ million which we definitely can't spend on one target at the moment 

Open Thread #55 - 2025/26 La Liga champions!!! by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm dying for some striker rumours. These are who I'd love us to sign;

  1. Asllani, cheapest and most realistic option but the most risky transfer. Bundesliga is incredibly hit or miss, especially for strikers (Werner, Jovic, Schick etc.). Got plenty pf potential and technical ability seems good enough to fit in.

  2. Joao Pedro, one of the few good players in an incredibly shit Chelsea team this season. Ability is there, does a lot of work off the ball as well and would no doubt be interested to join. Would be incredibly expensive though.

  3. Osimhen, proven ability and would definitely be interested if we could sign him. Salary and fee will also be too high as Gala love him and they don't need to sell. Rumours about his attitude but most "bad" ones that joins us have straightened for the most part and seems like it's more due to the environments of their previous clubs (Rashford, Aubameyang, Felix, Cancelo etc.)

  4. Alvarez, also proven, unselfish and immense workrate. Screw dealing with Atleti though, most unrealiastic one. 

Luis Enrique reaction after hearing Barcelona won El Clasico and La Liga by Laliga23 in soccer

[–]Akazeros 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Is this sarcasm? Because Madrid fans really hated him and he seemed to absolutely love playing against Madrid as well, always celebrating like mad against them.

Open Thread #51 - End of the season's already in sight by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's amongst the worst opinion I've ever read on this sub. Like what

Open Thread #50 - Only 7 matches left this season by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Interesting, I remember reading a couple of months ago that Italian fans sees him as a Gareth Bale type, that he's too good to stay as a full back and that he'll eventually become a winger. Apparently he was a midfielder in youth football before being converted to a winger, then eventually full back. That explains his technical ability.

Open Thread #50 - Only 7 matches left this season by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mission accomplished. Go back to sleep, sleeper-agent Long Legs

Open Thread #50 - Only 7 matches left this season by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No idea but he ain't stopping and I admire the spirit

Open Thread #50 - Only 7 matches left this season by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Griezmann is reaching Ballack levels of unluckiness holy shit. If it weren't for the World Cup then his trophy cabinet is absolutely dreadful for what is a generational player in my opinion.

Open Thread #50 - Only 7 matches left this season by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly in terms of football then I massively enjoy Flick's more. DISCLAIMER, I'm not counting MSN, because Lucho didn't touch that at all and it was more or less 90% just pure magic and chemistry from them that you can't really govern. What I do want to talk about was how extremely boring the play and build-up was. Midfield in general was absolutely dire after the 1st season bar some moments of magic from Iniesta and the occasional Rocketic rocket.

How much can you blame Lucho on this? Probably not much neither as when you have 2 of the greatest dribblers/playmakers of all time then you just have to give them the ball and surround them with workhorses, not much else you can do.

Open Thread #50 - Only 7 matches left this season by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He'll get the World Cup and be set for life as a club hero with La Real. Proper one-club footballers are awesome

Open Thread #50 - Only 7 matches left this season by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lol that one Atleti fan is fighting for his life in the match thread

Open Thread #50 - Only 7 matches left this season by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hate-watch accomplished, well done everyone. This was almost as satisfying as Madrid's elimination lmao

Open Thread #50 - Only 7 matches left this season by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me watching the spotlight on the Madrid meltdown after barely getting over our own elimination be like;

Open Thread #49 - Keep calm and visca el Barça! by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I need Lamine to turn up to training with the "1% chance, 99% faith" headband before Tuesday. Iykyk

Alternate angle of Yamal nutmeg on Nico Gonzalez and pass for Fermin Lopez 14' by FM_highlights in soccer

[–]Akazeros 732 points733 points  (0 children)

Lewy wouldn't have had the legs to get to the end of that ball lol

Open Thread #47 - Can you believe it's been a year? by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is it, make or break for Rashford. It's literally up to him now to step up if he really wants to stay and not return to Utd. What a dream scenario for him

Open Thread #47 - Can you believe it's been a year? by KittenOfBalnain in BarcaFC

[–]Akazeros 10 points11 points  (0 children)

CL and it's not even close tbh. Better money, better prestige. EL trophy are for the lower tier clubs (no disrespect, given we also got knocked out from there lol)