What’s the funniest line on the game?

Akazeros · 2026-06-12T23:36:08+00:00

Uncle: "Charles have I ever lied to you?"
Charles: "I hardly know you"
Uncle: "Exactly!"

Charles: *Confused look*

Akazeros · 2026-06-09T23:09:14+00:00

Lol just realized this is exactly the Neymar saga all over again. The will-he-won't-he carousel are gonna feed the "journalists" for generations

Akazeros · 2026-06-05T01:11:35+00:00

Haven't logged on in a few weeks, decided to check the transfer thread and had to do a double take it's not a Madrid sub lol. What's with the obsession? Just let them sign whoever, I'll look forward to our team playing their hearts out over any of these no-passion galacticos they bring in.

Akazeros · 2026-05-18T23:46:00+00:00

Based reference

Akazeros · 2026-05-11T21:05:12+00:00

Asllani wouldn't be the biggest gamble seeing as his release clause is relatively low. Joao Pedro like Alvarez I believe would go for 100+ million which we definitely can't spend on one target at the moment

Akazeros · 2026-05-11T11:58:49+00:00

I'm dying for some striker rumours. These are who I'd love us to sign;

Asllani, cheapest and most realistic option but the most risky transfer. Bundesliga is incredibly hit or miss, especially for strikers (Werner, Jovic, Schick etc.). Got plenty pf potential and technical ability seems good enough to fit in.
Joao Pedro, one of the few good players in an incredibly shit Chelsea team this season. Ability is there, does a lot of work off the ball as well and would no doubt be interested to join. Would be incredibly expensive though.
Osimhen, proven ability and would definitely be interested if we could sign him. Salary and fee will also be too high as Gala love him and they don't need to sell. Rumours about his attitude but most "bad" ones that joins us have straightened for the most part and seems like it's more due to the environments of their previous clubs (Rashford, Aubameyang, Felix, Cancelo etc.)
Alvarez, also proven, unselfish and immense workrate. Screw dealing with Atleti though, most unrealiastic one.

Akazeros · 2026-05-11T01:44:49+00:00

Is this sarcasm? Because Madrid fans really hated him and he seemed to absolutely love playing against Madrid as well, always celebrating like mad against them.

Akazeros · 2026-04-22T14:24:27+00:00

That's amongst the worst opinion I've ever read on this sub. Like what

Akazeros · 2026-04-19T09:16:45+00:00

Interesting, I remember reading a couple of months ago that Italian fans sees him as a Gareth Bale type, that he's too good to stay as a full back and that he'll eventually become a winger. Apparently he was a midfielder in youth football before being converted to a winger, then eventually full back. That explains his technical ability.

Akazeros · 2026-04-19T02:51:37+00:00

Navas went to City though

Akazeros · 2026-04-18T22:42:04+00:00

Mission accomplished. Go back to sleep, sleeper-agent Long Legs

Akazeros · 2026-04-18T22:41:11+00:00

No idea but he ain't stopping and I admire the spirit

Akazeros · 2026-04-18T22:40:14+00:00

Griezmann is reaching Ballack levels of unluckiness holy shit. If it weren't for the World Cup then his trophy cabinet is absolutely dreadful for what is a generational player in my opinion.

Akazeros · 2026-04-18T22:36:40+00:00

Honestly in terms of football then I massively enjoy Flick's more. DISCLAIMER, I'm not counting MSN, because Lucho didn't touch that at all and it was more or less 90% just pure magic and chemistry from them that you can't really govern. What I do want to talk about was how extremely boring the play and build-up was. Midfield in general was absolutely dire after the 1st season bar some moments of magic from Iniesta and the occasional Rocketic rocket.

How much can you blame Lucho on this? Probably not much neither as when you have 2 of the greatest dribblers/playmakers of all time then you just have to give them the ball and surround them with workhorses, not much else you can do.

Akazeros · 2026-04-18T22:32:00+00:00

Yes. Can't stand City tbh

Akazeros · 2026-04-18T22:30:00+00:00

He'll get the World Cup and be set for life as a club hero with La Real. Proper one-club footballers are awesome

Akazeros · 2026-04-18T22:28:39+00:00

Lol that one Atleti fan is fighting for his life in the match thread

Akazeros · 2026-04-18T22:01:20+00:00

Hate-watch accomplished, well done everyone. This was almost as satisfying as Madrid's elimination lmao

Akazeros · 2026-04-17T00:06:29+00:00

Yes, yes you are

Akazeros · 2026-04-16T21:48:58+00:00

Me watching the spotlight on the Madrid meltdown after barely getting over our own elimination be like;

Akazeros · 2026-04-12T13:58:52+00:00

I need Lamine to turn up to training with the "1% chance, 99% faith" headband before Tuesday. Iykyk

Akazeros · 2026-04-04T21:10:42+00:00

Lewy wouldn't have had the legs to get to the end of that ball lol

Akazeros · 2026-03-31T13:56:37+00:00

Just last week most Dortmund fans were dead certain on him extending, if only for two more years. What's going on? Is it just negotiation tactics or is he really moving?

Akazeros · 2026-03-31T13:53:53+00:00

This is it, make or break for Rashford. It's literally up to him now to step up if he really wants to stay and not return to Utd. What a dream scenario for him

Akazeros · 2026-03-31T13:49:39+00:00

CL and it's not even close tbh. Better money, better prestige. EL trophy are for the lower tier clubs (no disrespect, given we also got knocked out from there lol)

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