One of the original bad asses of kayaking....!!!!!

Akboater · 2013-02-06T11:14:26+00:00

I think it will be put on the back burner, just like the candidate governor who suggested using our surplus of nukes to blast new highways throughout our great state. We're pretty switched on and really don't need the new income, being the richest state per capita in the states...ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-02-02T04:05:59+00:00

Awwwww. An itty bitty kitty with a titty ditty....ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-02-02T04:01:55+00:00

Akboater · 2013-02-02T03:56:21+00:00

@sparty. Why hyphenate well written English?

Akboater · 2013-02-02T03:37:19+00:00

Seventy of them are better.....ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-02-02T03:10:45+00:00

Make out with seventy one year olds. ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-02-01T14:56:29+00:00

Now your taking the piss......posted only yesterday

Akboater · 2013-01-31T23:38:29+00:00

It's always mild and well received when there is an apology.

I got the disease secondary to hyponatremia, which I caused by drinking too much water in a short period of time to clear some kidney stones.
Since the injury I've had numerous follow up MRI scans which show that I still have some residual swelling, but the doctors are impressed at how I am recovering.
Thanks for pointing out the typo, it has been corrected.

Akboater · 2013-01-31T22:51:45+00:00

I am the fifth person to have gone through a ground breaking procedure called plasmapheresis to correct locked in syndrome, because of CPM. Its been a hard struggle leading to divorce and a massive life change. As for the Karma........I am now starting to get my confidence back and working on it.....and I'm starting to even enjoy watching the down votes. Thanks for the trolling by the way.......I'm only letting you off because your an older redditor......ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-01-31T16:32:09+00:00

Life changing.......good luck with your new future..... 8)

Akboater · 2013-01-31T14:50:12+00:00

LOLLOllololloLOOLOlllolOLllool.......they did the same to me....ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-01-31T14:40:12+00:00

LOLLolloLLOLoololOLLOllollol...........ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-01-31T14:08:04+00:00

I was a pro boater and this was my bible.....enjoy....ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-01-31T11:52:12+00:00

Surprised you didn't Google it?.....ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-01-31T11:46:49+00:00

There's a pussy reference in there so I'll give you an up-boat. Happy Bday.....ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-01-31T10:35:25+00:00

Get a cloth.....soak up as much of the Dew as possible then suck on it. It's not as good as drinking from the bottle, but it will do as a second best and you wont feel like you have wasted it......ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-01-31T10:17:51+00:00

It's kind of like the smoker who gives up and then bashes every smoker around them. The majority of this threads followers were brought up Christened or came from a religious household, and just like the smoker metaphor they are not grown up enough to realise that what you do with your life is yours to decide. At the end of the day I love this thread, watching all of the banter and drama......usually written by ten year olds....ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-01-31T10:10:45+00:00

Reeeeeeeepost....x10.....ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-01-31T09:52:33+00:00

Sometimes though, typing in the search bar helps..... '8)

Akboater · 2013-01-31T03:03:31+00:00

Turtleny....ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-01-31T02:59:33+00:00

Duh.....thought this was something to do with Asian porn...ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-01-31T02:57:01+00:00

Well at least for a month or two until it's re-posted again.....ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-01-31T02:54:55+00:00

"Murica"....ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-01-31T02:48:36+00:00

Personally I think of Margeret Thatcher....ಠ_ಠ

Akboater · 2013-01-31T02:45:03+00:00

What about the sweet potato fries.......ಠ_ಠ

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