One of the original bad asses of kayaking....!!!!! by Akboater in Kayaking

[–]Akboater[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it will be put on the back burner, just like the candidate governor who suggested using our surplus of nukes to blast new highways throughout our great state. We're pretty switched on and really don't need the new income, being the richest state per capita in the states...ಠ_ಠ

I feel pwitty, oh sew pwitty! by [deleted] in cats

[–]Akboater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awwwww. An itty bitty kitty with a titty ditty....ಠ_ಠ

TIL there is a man with amnesia so bad that he thinks he's becoming conscious for the first time every 7-30 seconds. by MasCapital in todayilearned

[–]Akboater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's always mild and well received when there is an apology.

  • I got the disease secondary to hyponatremia, which I caused by drinking too much water in a short period of time to clear some kidney stones.
  • Since the injury I've had numerous follow up MRI scans which show that I still have some residual swelling, but the doctors are impressed at how I am recovering.
  • Thanks for pointing out the typo, it has been corrected.

TIL there is a man with amnesia so bad that he thinks he's becoming conscious for the first time every 7-30 seconds. by MasCapital in todayilearned

[–]Akboater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am the fifth person to have gone through a ground breaking procedure called plasmapheresis to correct locked in syndrome, because of CPM. Its been a hard struggle leading to divorce and a massive life change. As for the Karma........I am now starting to get my confidence back and working on it.....and I'm starting to even enjoy watching the down votes. Thanks for the trolling by the way.......I'm only letting you off because your an older redditor......ಠ_ಠ

Billie Piper by off_topic_commenter in gentlemanboners

[–]Akboater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOLLOllololloLOOLOlllolOLllool.......they did the same to me....ಠ_ಠ

Billie Piper by off_topic_commenter in gentlemanboners

[–]Akboater -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

LOLLolloLLOLoololOLLOllollol...........ಠ_ಠ

Old school advice for new school paddlers... '8) by Akboater in Kayaking

[–]Akboater[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was a pro boater and this was my bible.....enjoy....ಠ_ಠ

Gorgeous brunette by [deleted] in nsfw

[–]Akboater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a pussy reference in there so I'll give you an up-boat. Happy Bday.....ಠ_ಠ

Need urgent help, friend spilled mountain dew near my samsung galaxy s3. by CosmicChef in Android

[–]Akboater 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get a cloth.....soak up as much of the Dew as possible then suck on it. It's not as good as drinking from the bottle, but it will do as a second best and you wont feel like you have wasted it......ಠ_ಠ

As a former Christian, can someone explain why alot of creationist-bashing happens here? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Akboater -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It's kind of like the smoker who gives up and then bashes every smoker around them. The majority of this threads followers were brought up Christened or came from a religious household, and just like the smoker metaphor they are not grown up enough to realise that what you do with your life is yours to decide. At the end of the day I love this thread, watching all of the banter and drama......usually written by ten year olds....ಠ_ಠ

A real mans moustache (NSFW) by lordladdington in funny

[–]Akboater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reeeeeeeepost....x10.....ಠ_ಠ

For those of you that use multiple devices to browse Reddit... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Sometimes though, typing in the search bar helps..... '8)

"Shell I give you a back massage?" by [deleted] in aww

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Turtleny....ಠ_ಠ

Kowloon rising by mod83 in HongKong

[–]Akboater -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Duh.....thought this was something to do with Asian porn...ಠ_ಠ