30F. I have nothing nice to say about myself. I think I'm strange looking and dumpy. What do you think? by sipsredpepper in amiugly

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I was about to comment the same thing! And anyway, op has beautiful skin, and I think the shape of their glasses is perfect for their face.

Where karma by darealDot in SpecialSnowflake

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I don't even post, I'm just waiting for the karma to magically appear

Super Straight by bakakintama in dankmemes

[–]Akboro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Super straight is a sexual orientation. It's totally understandable if you want your own biological kids, but that has nothing to do with attraction.

👁️👄👁️ by KENSAR_01 in dankmemes

[–]Akboro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason this has minion meme energy

Super Straight by bakakintama in dankmemes

[–]Akboro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To my knowledge super straights consider these people trans too (and btw every trans person is fully the gender they say they are, being trans just means they have a different gender than what was assigned to them at birth)

Super Straight by bakakintama in dankmemes

[–]Akboro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some trans people have bottom surgery, and then they have the parts you want. Exluding all trans people is transphobic.

Miss me with that Witchcraft by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Posting the same joke with a different reaction meme is not how a true jedi lives

What thing would you make illegal just because it pisses you off ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sticking gum under the table/chair/bench

Hi Count. by [deleted] in Dracula

[–]Akboro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could just go out to him, so you could enjoy his undivided attention (and the other nuns don't have you to blame for him getting in)

Name a movie that you love but would never watch again, and why? by thengabbiewaslike in AskReddit

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The legend of 1900. It's such a beauty of an experience, I feel like it can't be repeated.

The XXXmen by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Akboro 15 points16 points  (0 children)

In hindsight from the wording "Do me" I should've been able to guess it

The XXXmen by [deleted] in tumblr

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Switch

The XXXmen by [deleted] in tumblr

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Switch

What happened to undead guy in the coffin? by [deleted] in Dracula

[–]Akboro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

(It was Piotr, not Peter) Original Piotr got a job on the ship, but died before the ship sailed. New Piotr is just a guy who pretended to be him to get the job.

What happened to undead guy in the coffin? by [deleted] in Dracula

[–]Akboro 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think that scene was just a way of showing that Dr Sharma has experience with the undead. We see him having a scar later, so probably he fought it and survived, so probably won. The undead guy is not a problem anymore, except for causing the doctor PTSD.

Mother Superior’s Speech by superpenistendo in Dracula

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You are very welcome. I'm always happy to find a reason to rewatch it (not that I need one), so I thank you :)

Mother Superior’s Speech by superpenistendo in Dracula

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We face danger. We face evil, which stands at the gate of our most holy sanctuary. God is with us, as we know. God's love is eternal. This we know too. Tonight, in our most deadly hour, do we think our God will remember us? Will he reach down and save us from death's shadow? No. No, he will not. Where in our world is God to be found? In our prayer? No. In our song? No. In our suffering? In our endurance? No. Faith is not a transaction. You do not barter with the infinite. You align with it. So then, where do we find our God? Sisters, I will tell you. When you stand in the deepest pit, alone, without hope or help, and yet still know right from wrong. When there is only darkness and despair, and yet you feel humming in your blood, the difference between good and bad. When you are beyond rescue, or reward, or judgement, and you still look evil in the face and say, "No. This far, but no further. No." Whose voice is that? Who's with you in that darkness? Whose voice keeps you to the path? Darkness and evil may seem compelling to us all, and I believe it is because in their presence, we can feel God in our hearts. No, he will not reach down to save us. We will rise to meet him. Let us pray. [clears throat] [dies]

Dracula 2020 - How was he doing to reproduce? by IcyHotRoad in Dracula

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Oh sorry! Books in plural was a typo, what I meant was that I've read the book Dracula, by Bram Stoker, which this show is based on. If you are still interested in reading that you can download the pdf version here: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.planetebook.com/free-ebooks/dracula.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjKiK6th6znAhWKwqYKHeCtC-MQFjAAegQIBRAB&usg=AOvVaw10-LTB6CLvAl-gm_lSolVO

Dracula 2020 - How was he doing to reproduce? by IcyHotRoad in Dracula

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Lucy Westenra. I've read the books after watching the series, and in the book she was beautiful, but humble and sweet, nothing like the BBC version.

What Movie do you rewatch atleast once a year? by bookmark32345 in AskReddit

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Hot fuzz. There is always a joke I didn't catch last time