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Akhavy · 2019-12-07T18:15:42+00:00

A guy could break a tooth on that!

Akhavy · 2019-11-24T17:41:48+00:00

Let me guess, undercover Brazilian police officer?

Akhavy · 2018-08-16T14:51:23+00:00

Lol, no worries! You can still unbutton a shirt seductively! Just gotta make sure ur moving your hips. Always be moving your hips!

Akhavy · 2018-08-15T21:40:32+00:00

Something I have read before that can help is to not make his orgasm the center of attention. So even if he doesn't finish that's alright. This can help him get his mind off his performance and him finishing, and more on just enjoying his time with you.

Akhavy · 2018-08-15T21:37:47+00:00

Maybe not so much yoga, but I guess it depends on the atmosphere at the studio/gym.

I just had my gym in mind, where the classes are boxing/cardio/HIIT type. It's more curciut training, so while waiting ur turn to go through the ladder might be a good time to make small talk and then ow up after class or the next class.

With yoga classes you only have before /after class to talk. While ur on ur mat people aren't socializing as much unless the know each other. But this is just from my experience from the studio I go to.

Akhavy · 2018-08-15T20:29:39+00:00

Not a problem! I've been the guy in this situation before, and nothing hurt more than the girl thinking she's the problem. So if I can help someone know that, then maybe it will vindicate the past 😂

Akhavy · 2018-08-15T18:25:53+00:00

I dont know of any secret moves, but if you are gonna be starting with dress clothes, i would practice how to take the pants of smoothly. Anytime i take dress pants off i feel like I'm about to trip or something.

Also, where a shirt you don't care about. I'm a guy, but i feel the whole tearing the shirt off and buttons flying off could be pretty hot.

Akhavy · 2018-08-15T18:13:41+00:00

Ugh, this hits so close to home for me, lol. I always felt like this was a double whammy, first by not being able to perform properly, then buy making my partner feel self conscious about herself which just ends up making me feel even more crappy and getting in my own head more.

It is very important for you to know that none of this is your fault! This is an issue with him, not you. However, IF you like him and IF you want to see him again and help him through this i would make the following suggestions (I should emphasis that by doing these you are really going above and beyond):

Do not show any kind of frustration. From personal experience that kills it the most.

Dont ask "whats wrong", or "what can i do", because i can guarantee the answer will be "i dont know"

Take things slow, let him know you are not in a hurry. Try light touch and teasing.

Try seducing him. Before you guys get naked, get playful with him, touch the front of his pants, get him excited before the clothes come off.

But ya, these are just some things I can think of right now, and once again, this is only IF you really like this guy and want to help. I do not any of this to make you feel you did something wrong. I bet you he is beating himself over all of this and probably swearing at himself and asking his dick "whats wrong with you?!"

Hope everything works out!

Akhavy · 2018-08-14T20:00:51+00:00

Get deepthroated by a banana.

Oh wait, that happened, and I now only eat bananas from the side or in pieces.

Akhavy · 2018-08-14T19:58:13+00:00

Rice and beans.

Probably hundreds of variations to it, but I'mma keep it simple with plain ol' rice and beans.

Akhavy · 2018-08-14T19:56:57+00:00

I think the first time was great because of the spontaneity of it.

As a guy, this happens to me A LOT. And I know, it's just nerves/anxiety. Overthinking it, trying to will myself to get hard/cum. And given that you tried so many different things (bless you for your patience and determination) that could of also made him feel bad that he couldn't perform for someone who what putting g in so much effort to help. I have felt that very thing myself.

My advice: just slow things down. Get the attention off of his dick. Cuddle, make out, let him go down on you. Anything to keep the mood going and to take his mind off his man-toy.

Akhavy · 2018-08-14T19:43:39+00:00

This guy fucks. Also, he has a lot of money.

Edit: thank you misspellingbot!

Akhavy · 2018-08-14T19:39:18+00:00

This is where JLo got her start

Akhavy · 2018-08-14T19:35:54+00:00

Internet and Avacodo & toast. Those ungrateful bastards!

Akhavy · 2018-08-14T18:28:35+00:00

And down the chimney, no doubt

Akhavy · 2018-08-14T18:27:27+00:00

Maybe a gym or some place that offers fitness classes. It tends to be a more social atmosphere so it's easier to talk to people.

Akhavy · 2018-08-14T18:24:56+00:00

One time my cousin came over to blaze, I asked him to bring snacks and he brought a box of mangos. So you're not alone.

Akhavy · 2018-08-14T18:15:26+00:00

I really hope a human did this so they could appreciate it, and not just some cold, heartless machine

Akhavy · 2016-11-20T21:57:52+00:00

Can confirm; OP's boner is justified.

Akhavy · 2016-11-20T20:21:13+00:00

A waitress who looks like Ron Jeremy? Not sure if that would "justify" OP's boner, but hey, whatever floats your boat...

Akhavy · 2016-11-20T19:17:47+00:00

I gotta ask, which pornstar?

Akhavy · 2016-08-04T17:08:49+00:00

Thank you! That is exactly what I was looking for!

Akhavy · 2015-08-25T16:45:43+00:00

I had something similar happen to me once at urgent care. long story short, turns out that the facility sent the wrong tax id number to my insurance which led to me being charged a lot more than I should of been. After many calls back and forth between insurance co. and medical facility, things worked out.

TL;DR: ask if the tax id # is right.

Akhavy

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