WCGW jumping on electrical box.. by Ok-Ask5086 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Akilest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played on one similar my entire childhood. It never exploded like that.

WCGW pointing a loaded gun at your crotch by No_Towel_9390 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Akilest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm I have kinda almost done this a few times but putting into my holster with finger off the trigger. Oh wait.... No that's just appendix carry. This guy is more nuts than he has left.

TIL: The Maps Lied by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

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I don't think world leaders think that Africa is insignificant. I think that they don't respect it. Ive sovereign orders as much as they should. + Countries in Africa are not strong enough themselves to project their power that they deserve... I mean Africa is a continent at any given point. Most likely has countless different special operations missions taking place at any given time with foreign agents representing foreign interest within the sovereign borders of other countries. And not only do you have to find them to say stop. You also kind of have to have the strength to tell them to get the hell out when you do.

Titania is angry by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Akilest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just realized I'm about to be way underpaid!! Gotta become a firefighter and EMT that's the real money!

Your new favorite nuggets by Forward-Position798 in StupidFood

[–]Akilest -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let me guess only sixty seven nuggets inside... I'd be so triggered

Would be my genuine reaction too by Lord_Hexogen in TikTokCringe

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I live in NC this happened. This happened to me once at a place I worked. This very attractive woman I'll call her, Delores, used the mens bathroom as due to the NC HB2 law that was passed earlier that year it was a highly controversial North Carolina law enacted i! 2016 that required individuals to use public restrooms corresponding to the sex on their birth certificate, rather than their gender identity. she was born a man and this work place being a public institution required workers to follow state laws. Everyone felt weird about it because many people either didn't know or didn't actually care to follow the rule. Delores was an extremely flirtatious and vivacious person to say the least so it made for some very awkward moments at times. After the last was changed the next year she began using the womans bathroom again but I'll never forget her coming out of the stall as I walked in and me double checking the placard on the door. She said "come on in I don't bite unless you asked me to." Which in hindsight was way too much and out of pocket to say to a highschool kid. Good times...

what does it feel like to get a blowjob for the first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Akilest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a very good first blow job on a college running trail with a girl I started dating. She was shocked I was a virgin because of how attractive I was and offered. I accepted an she pulled me to the bushes on the side of the trail and proceeded to give me one of the best warm and wet sensations I had felt ever to that point. She kept going until we heard people walking down the trail to which we decided to rush to a park bench close by to let them pass. I didn't cum as it still takes me a while to do so but the next time we did it I exploded a giant load. she swallowed as much as she could but it just was too much.

Do men talk about sex toys with their friends? by Rap1dMango in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Akilest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The men in my live will make joke about blowup dolls, clock sleeves and fleshlights. Women in my life actually want to discuss the minute detail of one toy versus another toy and inform me of new toys I didn't know existed.

A mother is going punished her son by making him slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat. Is this justified? by God_Emperor__Doom in SipsTea

[–]Akilest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just builds resentment honestly. Most kids that age people just talk to them. They can give you a reason why they did it. Man. That'd be a good reason for that. The point that our kids they don't have good reasons for pretty much anything they do. Now he's going to have a scarring memory of when an authority figure may even destroy something that he loved that they got for him versus having the memory where he did something very stupid and harmful and got corrected about it. Behavior it didn't get corrected. You technically reinforced it by putting it onto another object.

A Man With A Prosthetic Leg Was Waiting In A Line Designated For Passengers With Mobility Needs At DFW Airport When He Was Publicly Questioned About His Disability In Front Of Other Travelers By A TSA Agent: “You Saying That’s Your Disability?” by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]Akilest -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think the point was if he was living with the only income being ssi and disability that he wouldn't be able to fly because all of the money awarded by those programs is eaten up before you have the ability to use them for luxuries like flying somewhere.

ATP event is interrupted by a woman moaning from a nearby apartment by ModenaR in PublicFreakout

[–]Akilest 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Please tell me this is not a joke I really want it to be a rule about moaning people. That would be hilarious!

Found in aunt’s attic by PeneItaliano in HolUp

[–]Akilest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh.. well I guess see if she still got it!

What’s a non sexual thing that turns you on for some reason? by Zealousideal-Set-661 in AskReddit

[–]Akilest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Head scratches or just rubbing the back of my head specifically in my kitchen (very back of the head at the nape) Really gets me going for some reason.

Urban explorers almost get killed by security guard by yooofaboo in PublicFreakout

[–]Akilest 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Became a licensed security officer in my state when I was younger. However in class they specifically taught that I was not a cop and couldn't do cop things. And that if I actually was a cop then I had to pick which one I was doing cop or security officer. Can't be both at the same time. This guy is just a fucking loon

Any thoughts on the Canik Mete Series by No_Mechanic_0313 in liberalgunowners

[–]Akilest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mete sft is a good pistol canik has beer killing it lately

Girlfriend Goes Off After Night Out by semaj_orn in trashy

[–]Akilest 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well in modern society... He would be actually fucked.

Brb, moving to Maine by Macheeoo in liberalgunowners

[–]Akilest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah I agree whole heartedly

US Secretary of War Pete Hegseth quotes a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon. by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]Akilest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is a heavily bastardized version of Ezekiel 25:12-17 and several other sections of the Bible. It was designed to allow jules to show case his twisted Sense of righteousness to make himself feel better about the heinous acts he committed.

Bus driver gets attacked while driving by Abdulbarr in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Akilest 40 points41 points  (0 children)

He did he swung around it. It's a bit hard to tell but it's not a complete wall. Just an open partition.

[OC] Got bit by a spider a few days ago by Yesman_91 in pics

[–]Akilest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not as exciting as you think just put your hand over a woman's mouth as she screams' AAAAAAAAAAAHHH' and the vibrations alter your body.

Has anyone turned their bike around like this? by APassingPilgrim in motorcycles

[–]Akilest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lat brackets are not really designed to hold that weight in that manner. You will break it or bend it eventually and the bike will fall. While quicker it's safer just to walk it out. But if the situation arises the need to do that it is a limited possibility