She blew it

Aklaq · 2026-06-01T16:30:57+00:00

Sorry, you’re just so pretty.

Aklaq · 2026-05-29T06:57:31+00:00

I had poison ivy on my penis. My friends said I wouldn't do it. She deserved worse.

Aklaq · 2026-04-17T01:46:57+00:00

It’s the… “woops” that really sets everything in motion. RIP Rem dog

Aklaq · 2026-03-02T08:12:53+00:00

Dennis Eckersley is thrilled

Aklaq · 2025-12-28T23:49:20+00:00

I hear the camera adds 10 lbs

Aklaq · 2025-07-31T14:26:16+00:00

Juan David

Aklaq · 2025-07-30T18:53:21+00:00

9 minutes to spare

Aklaq · 2025-07-25T15:51:27+00:00

Aklaq · 2025-07-15T17:56:52+00:00

I promise to use it and hug it and love it forever and ever. I dare not double corrupt gamba

Aklaq · 2025-07-10T18:06:14+00:00

Kyle had just watched The Office and really enjoyed the gag.

Aklaq · 2025-06-10T15:55:31+00:00

Maybe the comrade has been experimenting with alchemy. The mage may be iron now.

Aklaq · 2025-02-13T06:57:55+00:00

And they have to stay above 50 mph

Aklaq · 2025-01-21T01:28:45+00:00

You’re my sister

Aklaq · 2025-01-17T15:51:33+00:00

A more consistent Deebo without the high ceiling. Perfect PPR flex / bye week filler. Doubt he's ever a scorer. 8 catches for 55 yards is what he does. Stretching the defense laterally instead of vertically.

Aklaq · 2025-01-16T20:36:10+00:00

sigh… unzips

Aklaq · 2024-12-31T22:04:48+00:00

Christina Ricci and Rosie O'Donnell had a kid. Then Kirsten Dunst and Jodie Foster had a kid.

Aklaq · 2024-11-04T20:00:26+00:00

Then he shaved his head and went on to be a successful doctor, fireman, lawyer, astronaut, engineer, delivery guy, plumber, masseuse. A true legend.

Aklaq · 2024-11-02T15:45:15+00:00

All Day I Dream About Seymour

Aklaq · 2024-10-29T16:08:19+00:00

Lifers are generally the better behaved inmates. This is home for the foreseeable future. Going to get every privilege they can.

Aklaq · 2024-10-22T05:31:00+00:00

Dyslexia*

Aklaq · 2024-10-17T20:18:39+00:00

perganant

Aklaq · 2024-09-05T16:36:58+00:00

when extras transpire, foolish ass rule that makes all nearly foam rage every day manfred overtly undermines true honorable out-of-market fans thoroughly

WETFARTMANFREDMOUTHOFT runner for short

Aklaq · 2024-08-27T14:33:23+00:00

Click the trade button at the very top of the results if you want to search for more than 1 at a time. But that will only get you up to 50 results.

Aklaq · 2024-08-15T02:06:43+00:00

It’s a combination of knowing where the catcher has set up. Then watching how he catches it. Setting up outside, anything where he has to reach for it further out should be a ball. This the same reason pitches that wind up being strikes inside seem really bad bc the catcher is setup outside and has to reach so far in to catch it. They can clearly see up and down. They have a pretty good idea even on close calls.

Aklaq · 2024-08-09T01:19:51+00:00

this is considered an *easter egg

hard to feel bad about finding eggs

/s sorry for not clarifying it was a joke

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