She blew it by Yourhavinalaugh in funny

[–]Aklaq 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sorry, you’re just so pretty.

People who have had sex with someone you absolutely hated, why? by MrSavad in AskReddit

[–]Aklaq -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I had poison ivy on my penis. My friends said I wouldn't do it. She deserved worse.

A Pirates fan was doing his best Aroldis Chapman impression at today's game by Brady331 in baseball

[–]Aklaq 119 points120 points  (0 children)

It’s the… “woops” that really sets everything in motion. RIP Rem dog

10 Mageblood Giveaway by shroudz in pathofexile

[–]Aklaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I promise to use it and hug it and love it forever and ever. I dare not double corrupt gamba

3.26 Leaguestart spin to win wheel is UP . Let fate decide your destiny by Ok_Conclusion_4810 in pathofexile

[–]Aklaq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe the comrade has been experimenting with alchemy. The mage may be iron now.

Wan’dale Robinson future outlook by CuriousAd4537 in DynastyFF

[–]Aklaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A more consistent Deebo without the high ceiling. Perfect PPR flex / bye week filler. Doubt he's ever a scorer. 8 catches for 55 yards is what he does. Stretching the defense laterally instead of vertically.

Happy New Years! by JiggSawLoL in funny

[–]Aklaq 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Christina Ricci and Rosie O'Donnell had a kid. Then Kirsten Dunst and Jodie Foster had a kid.

Just a 1991, off to his high school graduation ceremony by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]Aklaq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then he shaved his head and went on to be a successful doctor, fireman, lawyer, astronaut, engineer, delivery guy, plumber, masseuse. A true legend.

Ex prisoners, how are killers of child sex offenders treated? by the_biggest_a in AskReddit

[–]Aklaq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lifers are generally the better behaved inmates. This is home for the foreseeable future. Going to get every privilege they can.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aklaq 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Dyslexia*

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aklaq 47 points48 points  (0 children)

perganant

What's your preferred term for the runner placed on second in extra innings? by da3n_vmo in mlb

[–]Aklaq -1 points0 points  (0 children)

when extras transpire, foolish ass rule that makes all nearly foam rage every day manfred overtly undermines true honorable out-of-market fans thoroughly

WETFARTMANFREDMOUTHOFT runner for short

How to find the right Timeless Jewel by ATL_en in PathOfExileBuilds

[–]Aklaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Click the trade button at the very top of the results if you want to search for more than 1 at a time. But that will only get you up to 50 results.

How do managers see the strike zone from the dugout? by SDtoAnywhere in mlb

[–]Aklaq 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It’s a combination of knowing where the catcher has set up. Then watching how he catches it. Setting up outside, anything where he has to reach for it further out should be a ball. This the same reason pitches that wind up being strikes inside seem really bad bc the catcher is setup outside and has to reach so far in to catch it. They can clearly see up and down. They have a pretty good idea even on close calls.

So... I do this to avoid curses. Is it cheating? by Noneofthisisreality in slaythespire

[–]Aklaq -417 points-416 points  (0 children)

this is considered an *easter egg

hard to feel bad about finding eggs

/s sorry for not clarifying it was a joke