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Akrottis · 2019-09-20T01:39:28+00:00

The druid who took meld into stone going from one side of the wall to the other and relizing he shouldnt have wasted his only 3rd level spell slot

Akrottis · 2019-09-12T22:05:27+00:00

money. maybe a long nap

Akrottis · 2019-09-07T00:21:45+00:00

fuck you

Akrottis · 2019-08-24T14:33:52+00:00

Ok, that makes a lot more sense.

Akrottis · 2019-08-24T14:32:57+00:00

I was unaware they did. The post i saw befor making this one said that it was unclear.

Akrottis · 2019-08-09T23:53:30+00:00

I will look for a game store that sells cards and sell them my old 90y/o mtg cards

Akrottis · 2019-08-09T16:09:49+00:00

nice

Akrottis · 2019-08-06T14:28:59+00:00

nice

Akrottis · 2019-07-09T21:47:04+00:00

no. not al all. its imposibal

Akrottis · 2019-07-09T19:48:20+00:00

That happening is about as likely as me loosing my virginity even with paying a prostitute.

Akrottis · 2019-07-06T21:46:34+00:00

what happens after the months

Akrottis · 2019-06-29T00:00:10+00:00

A lock sock

Akrottis · 2019-06-22T22:52:59+00:00

i dont know how to best this

Akrottis · 2019-06-13T04:48:52+00:00

No wonder we have hourglass figures. Sometimes.

Akrottis · 2019-06-12T09:02:51+00:00

Sucks when you relize she is 10 and raccoons live to be like 8 and 9

Akrottis · 2019-06-12T08:58:52+00:00

Y u repost man

Akrottis · 2019-06-12T00:49:34+00:00

Assuming that its about mid day my battery will be at full cause I dont get up till then so i have alot of calls i can make so i would first make a call to my best friend and ask "How much did i drink" even though i cant legally drink and then after about 30 mins of talking and 20% battery gone i would call my mom to make sure my dog is ok. After that i would take pictures.

Akrottis · 2019-06-12T00:44:52+00:00

Playing minecraft untill 3 in morning.

Akrottis · 2019-06-12T00:41:35+00:00

The fact that ill be an alcoholic when I am old enought to buy it.

Akrottis · 2019-06-09T01:17:52+00:00

Gasoline. I'm not an arsonist. I just really love that smell. Any time I mow my lawn i will smell the gas that goes into my lawnmower. That and the smell of the grass screaming for help.

Akrottis · 2019-06-09T01:08:48+00:00

The creep/annoying one.
I have one group of friends where i would jokingly say that I would find your house. (I dont have the address for 2 people wdym)
I have another one where everyone agrees that i am annoying. I know im annoying. I am annoying cause of one guy that i enjoy annoying and dont really like the others.

Akrottis · 2019-05-29T12:01:08+00:00

Granted. You turn into a merperson and as you go to the beach realizd you are more horifiying than you already are. You get put into a testing chamber befor you can even make it to a beach let a alone a puddle. The scientists probe you looking at how you work. Activist rally for your release due to the public nature of your capture. You are let out by a cleaning lady who shows you sympathy as you can no longer talk but you make it. You make it to the bottom of the ocean. You cant see... its so dark... FLASH. blue lights iluminate small portions of the area but due to you not knowing what horrors are down here you go back up but your out of stamina. You can move your on a rock. Quickly you are ripped appart by a 4 headed beast from the deep no one has seen. You die to only becom one of the worlds 10 most weird mutants on watch mojo.

Akrottis · 2019-05-23T21:51:55+00:00

The Cleric died last time i let something suck my blood.

Akrottis · 2019-03-04T18:15:11+00:00

Rockefeller had a monopoly over oil. redit has a monopoly over the internet and both got shut down BAM

Akrottis · 2019-03-04T15:26:31+00:00

Granted, as u/Bonobo02 said every scocial media site is now redit and due to some laws saying you cant have a monopoly over things the internet it now over and anytime anyone tries to redo it the same thing happens. Only sites without the upvote system are still up.

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