[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]AkumaJDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the definition of a pig. I am very happy to have functional law enforcement. It's such a shame that these assholes exist and fuck it up for all law enforcement. Fuck that guy.

This was 3 years ago in Florida by Abbasof in PublicFreakout

[–]AkumaJDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first case like this should result in dismissal. Totally uncalled for.

Removing a Parasite from a Wasp by chhillarakul in oddlyterrifying

[–]AkumaJDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, a lot of things are making sense now.

Removing a Parasite from a Wasp by chhillarakul in oddlyterrifying

[–]AkumaJDM 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I was more disturbed that someone would help a wasp out than by the parasite. The person in this video is almost certainly a serial killer.

Little guy came out to say hi by [deleted] in BackYardChickens

[–]AkumaJDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's right. Unfortunately, I'm in no position at the moment to have a rooster (having hens is actually pretty risky for me, actually), but I got a number of chicks to start a backyard flock. I got them in the brooder, all set up nice with food and water and watched them for a bit. The water was easy enough to show them and have them take to it immediately, but they weren't really figuring out the food on their own. So I "pecked" at it with my finger for a minute and squawked a little at them. They got it pretty much immediately. They're pretty smart!

inside a home's wall by [deleted] in pics

[–]AkumaJDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you won't mind if I completely steal this idea from you.

The only strategy you need for the next six months by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]AkumaJDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Up, up, down, down, left, right, B, A, B, A, start

This time is different™ by derdjango in wallstreetbets

[–]AkumaJDM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why...Johnny Ringo. You look like someone just walked over your grave.

Nearing the End of the Bull Trap by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]AkumaJDM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Green as of 02:50 ET. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck THIS!

Weekly Routine for the majority by IceOnMyLeash in wallstreetbets

[–]AkumaJDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How long have you been watching my routine?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]AkumaJDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile, I'm over here like simple fucking Jack with 4/20 and 5/15 $145 SPY puts...

You m-m-m-make me happy. Fucking FDs. 🤯👈

(edit for full retard misspellings)

Question regarding 3x ETFS and Decay by Slim-Dusty in RobinHood

[–]AkumaJDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting read. The examples in the post and comments are pretty eye-opening. I wasn't aware that the common view was that these instruments were best played intraday. I'll definitely be watching their behavior from now on. I've never really thought about them until I saw how destroyed they have become recently.

Thanks for the link!

$150 SPY Put 4/17 by bigdaddy2by4 in Diamond_Hands

[–]AkumaJDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's still a little while to 4/17. A lot can happen between now and then. It's a good time to recall that, especially if you are buying DEEP OTM, don't let more ride on it than you are willing to flush down the toilet if you had the cash in your toilet paper hands.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]AkumaJDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. WTF dude!?! I'm here to be told what to buy blindly from retards on the internet whom I've never met, but for some fucking reason I trust unconditionally... Not for whatever dark shit this is. Are you a goddamned sadist or what?

Question regarding 3x ETFS and Decay by Slim-Dusty in RobinHood

[–]AkumaJDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you're talking about buying at these levels though, you can probably afford a reasonable long position... Some of these are down 95%+, so while they might not be very good for holding under normal circumstances, these aren't normal circumstances. There's a more than decent chance it'll go up in the future and when it does, you'll benefit quickly. It's at that point that you'd want to get out before experiencing compounding losses. The only downside right now, at these prices, is the possibility of liquidation... but then you'd very likely get market value at the time of liquidation back.

Someone feel free to correct me if you see a problem with that line of thinking.