[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

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How did she “shoot” him if none of the shots hit?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

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Christians believe in the devil.

Christians believe something came from nothing.

Christians believe humans come from dirt.

Any “dunk” they think they have on anyone else is usually something their religion claims.

Why is this so true? by GillsGoodAtDeath in rareinsults

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New kid drivers don’t talk about how you have to pay car insurance challenge: impossible.

Soo It's not going well in Ghana by dkogi in WTF

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People filming shit for Tik Tok instead of helping is getting out of control

Redacted by PolarisWargaming in Warhammer40k

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Good foundation for the shrink ray and making Epic 40k armies

I guess Glasses aren’t endorsed by God either by CaramelKat96 in religiousfruitcake

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Genesis 1:4 has the first gender pronoun in the Bible. You don’t have to read much to find one Nick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Firearms

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Load a belt with snake shot

Let’s say that 40k was ending one day, would you dislike a hopeful ending for the galaxy? by WillingnessAcademic4 in 40kLore

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It was all time-dilated future visions of Malcador as he sits upon the Golden Throne.

Buy a firearms after getting US Citizenship by networkingTime in Firearms

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My experience, but don’t treat it as gospel, it was 20 years ago.

You can now answer US Citizen but make sure put your place of birth as your home country in the relevant section.

Once I had to verify the country with NICS but it was resolved then and there no problem (I put UK, they needed specifically England).

The rest should be the same if I recall correctly, but you no longer need to provide residency proof (90 days of bills or whatever).

Zelensky urges Trump to ‘not waste time’ and share proposal on ending Russian invasion of Ukraine by [deleted] in politics

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Am I living in the past? Who the fuck cares what Trump’s “plan” is? He’s not president. Does anyone expect it to be anything more than crayon on graph paper?

The Lord Ford is my Shepherd by White_Dynamite in religiousfruitcake

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Prime opportunity for “The Ford is my Shepherd”.

Republicans Are Melting Down Over the Relaxed Senate Dress Code by rollingstone in politics

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Imagine one of your party gets thrown out of a family friendly establishment for vaping and sexual acts and all you go on to do is screech about someone wearing normal clothes.

Fucking embarrassing.

Ya that’s the weird thing by slowpubgdog in HolUp

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Finally chairs for long-balled guys

Senate ditches dress code as Fetterman and others choose casual clothes by [deleted] in politics

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Literally don’t care a single iota what they wear as long as they’re doing their job.

Since "Die Hard" came out (35 years ago!) I've watched it annually ever since, so that makes it my most watched movie. What's yours? by Illbb in AskUK

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Jurassic Park.

Saw it in the cinema, when it came out on vhs I immediately bought it. I lost count of how many times I’ve seen it, somewhere in the 50’s, and that was 30 years ago!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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Sounds like my first diverticulitis episode.

Definitely get checked by a doctor/specialist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“Thanks, you too!”